today my daughter salish her best friend nidal
and their friends go back to kindergarten for the whole day what could possibly go wrong
i hate this job
hi class you look great you look great who are you my name is mr matter and i'll be
your substitute teacher today your glasses are too small and you have an ugly comb over
oh i made a nice comb over mr matter i think your hair looks very good today
thank you so much you know what i've just decided because you guys seem a little unruly do we know
the word unruly u-n-r-u-l-y is that how i smell it unruly is crazy do you know the word crazy
stops up i want to say something i'm going to give gold stars throughout the day and at the
end of the day whoever has the most gold stars for good behavior is going to win an awesome surprise
yes whoever the best student is that's who's going to get the surprise he's hitting me mister
okay everybody back to your seats i'm going to count to three and you lose a gold star if you're
not in your seat one two three what happened here why is this so messy why do you oh i'm
sitting nice we are gonna clean up clean up clean up everybody clean up clean up clean
seriously teaching is kind of hard come up and write your name on the board so
i can get to know you and say a little something about yourself
kids where do you guys keep the markers that's your job you're the teacher
young lady write your name and say one nice thing about yourself i don't need to be in this class
because i am smarter than the teacher i know kung fu
you're in my personal space bubble and young lady would you like to come up next are you okay
young lady can you please tell me your name i can't read your
spelling i love crying a baby you're just scared of mommy
okay you want your mommy would you like me to take you to the guidance
counselor or principal so that they can call your mommy i know i'm good i think so
would you like to go next little girl on the overalls oh my god
what's up i'm gavin oh oh my god he's sitting next to me guys look at this oh he's sitting near me oh
my god he's sitting near us hi my name is night ellie a y e l i i have a pet can i go next no
i'm gonna talk everybody natalie go back to your cedar you won't get your gold star
wait wait i'm raising my hand sure you're next oh yeah this kid is trouble i can tell
did you see that i just jumped over the table
and oh no oh no you got it you can do it you can't do it my name is a hard
name to spell guys don't make fun n i d need to a neato one more one more i
oh
and i love doing tricks ooh that was a good trick i bet if you stick with it you'll get really good
maybe one day i'll have my own trampoline even what what cursive my name is sebastian and a fun
fact about me is i was awarded the award for the most likable person in the state of california
wow show off nice to meet you young sebastian very impressive mr matter i don't think that's
true i think he's trying to show off and i think the only thing he knows in cursive is his name
how about you in the back would you like to say your name next
oh your name is pizza and finally this little girl here oh that's cute little heart oh salish
what a sweet little name celesh actually that's not how you say my name oh well what is your name
salish who would name you salish dad you congratulations you all gotta start for
spelling your name correctly what are you doing where did you get food no thanks i'm a vegetarian
stop it stop it are you listening to rap music young man what is this h5 and he's got instagram
and rap music wait what are you guys doing uh making a tick tock you can't make a tick tock
in class can you can you film this actually real quick yeah okay it's it's going three two one
this is class people nobody no no no there is
no tick-tocking is that what my hair is sandy is this what my hair looks like actually
this whole video we shot like this yep i have a race gavin and the doll stars for tick-tocking in
class let that be a lesson to all of you and now i'm ready to award another star for the kid who
can sing head shoulders knees and toes the best five six seven eight head shoulders knees and toes
whoa whoa no no no that is not head shoulders knees and toes no tie toking no no
i can't actually tell if they're acting anymore or what this is chaos
for real okay everybody it is time for lunch
i don't know how teachers do it
guys stop guys guys stop this gives me an idea i'm gonna go hit anise with my food
no she's so nice don't know nina nominee no no no no no did you judge me oh you're done
what is no no no okay ah i hate this job everybody has out there learn to write workbook and we are
gonna work on the word dad let's all spell dad i know it's one little girl's favorite
excuse me what's with the giggling and the whispering and the giggling and the
whispering come on guys what's going on here you know what i'm separating you out i want
you to sit over here and i want you to sit over here he was whispering no no no you were
whispering you were like whispering i totally saw that you were whispering with each other
and then were you giggling too were you holding hands lately like what was that about
i gotta i gotta go you gotta go it's school time
where are you going i gotta go record record you're in kindergarten
all right i gotta go guys
wait i think he forgot me she's going to everybody back in your seats
there are six kids tied with one series this is so exciting
well at least they had nap time let's move on let's go let's go let's go i remember when my
little girl was actually in kindergarten she was so small and she was so cute what
no emotion she was so cute a little look
hey everybody everybody everybody quiet quiet we have a brand new student coming in just now
so let's all give a very big round of applause to hudson hey guys are you a basketball player
he looks a lot like my brother peja peja just lost a star peija lost the star for
throwing things now next time you go to detention this class is so short
sure you can sit next to ellie
what's your favorite animal um
hey everybody i just gave a second star to nayelli
for inviting the new kid to sit next to her that was very nice it has a crush on him
teaching is ah it's really hard i have newfound respect for all teachers i'm sorry to my teachers
if i was ever mean to you and now everybody we are going to work on some arithmetic
let me see what you're sitting on stand up what are you what is this okay i just want to see what
eliana why did you have to tell i really didn't want that to do that
what is happening wait please have it stay like say this you didn't
do you didn't check you didn't you she didn't check yet i can't do this thing
what is that this is four plus two are we in high school no it's kindergarten
obviously i transferred to the school to go to tenth grade well go to high school this is
kindergarten look at my mind here get out of here i gotta get to class what are you doing
now we are going to line up single file right behind eliana as soon as i say
same same and you my friends will show your substitute the way it needs to be
you all know where your hands need to be much better
that's the way it needs to be done for teacher appreciation week tell your teachers
how much you love them because it is a tough tough job she's right it's not easy and now
it's time for the big surprise the only person that had two stars nially oh my gosh i got candy
it's okay i can't eat it anyway i'm a vegetarian and it has gelatin in it thanks for watching bye