So three Mormon nights we asked you about your favorite Mormon jokes and
look I know this shows cheesy okay I know it's cheesy but these jokes were I
mean they were Velveeta cheesy. This is this it is a new level.
I'm gonna read these and it's going to physically harm me, okay? I'm going to be
physically harmed reading these jokes. Let's start here.
So we asked you on Instagram and on Facebook to comment your favorite Mormon jokes and we've
picked out some and we're gonna read them here.
JaySissling71 said
A mom is looking around the sanctuary for her son noticing he is nowhere in sight so
if she goes out to the foyer and sees him sitting in the sofa pouting the mom
walks over to him and says come on son time to go in the sacrament is about to
start. The son looks up at mom and says I'm not
going in there no one likes me. The mother wrapping her arms around her
son and lifts his chin up with her fingers and says sweetie you have to go
in you're the bishop. That was a good one that was that was a dead one if anything but
that was a good one. GracieMayAdam said how many Relief
Society members does it take to change a lightbulb four, one to bring the
refreshments wanted to bring a table and decorations, one to bring a spiritual
thought and the other to screw in the light bulb. Does anyone need an ark built
because I know a guy. That was by SimplyTrinity. Smootwho11 said, hey
girl I think you and I could make goodly parents. Oh! That's a sex joke cut, cut, cut.
The Pope, a Jehovah's Witness
minister, and the Prophet are all in a boat and the Pope tells the Jehovah's
Witness that because they believe in God they should be able to walk on water. To
prove his point the Pope jumps down from the boat and starts to walk across
the surface of the water to the shore the Prophet joins him as he climbs down
and walked across the water the jehovah's witness jumps off the boat
and splashes into the water the Pope turns the prophet and says should we
tell them about the stepping stones under the surface of the water and the
Prophet says what stones. Oh that's really mean. That's a horrible joke. LDS
DaVinci you're a very clever man though. The talks on talks podcast said what do
you call a giant lizard destroying Salt Lake City,
Goshzilla. Cool Kylee 3000, why do you Mormons cross the street? To do temple
work for the people on the other side. That's just kind of an accurate
statement we you have to use you cross the street to get to the temple and you
do temple work for people that didn't have much of a punch line it was more of
a declarative statement. Good job cool Kylie. Brayden Howard
Chamberlain commented on Facebook Jesus, Moses and an old men went to play golf
together. Moses went first and hit a nice ball but it landed in the water don't
worry he said as he parted the water hit the ball again and down the hole it went
hole in two. Jesus was up next he hit a ball as well but like Moses has landed
in the water fear not he said as he walked in the
water levitated the ball and hit it in the hole pulling two as well. The old
man was up next he also hit a nice ball but like the other two was headed for
the water then just as it was about to hit the water a fish jumped up and
swallowed it then before the fish hit the water a bird snapped a fish and flew
away into the air shortly thereafter a plane collided with the bird which
dropped the fish would split out the ball and the ball landed in the hole
hole in one. At this point Moses turned to Jesus explained this is why I hate
playing with your dad. Be nice these are our fans. Abellana said are you leaving
sword because you're exceedingly fine.
The Tree of Life called he wants its sweetness back it's also grab Elena Oh
another one Aballina hey girl wanna hold the
priesthood, come come give me a hug. Aballina
are you Gadiantonrobber cuz you just stole my heart. Abelena, even with
the Liahona I'd get lost in your eyes. I should call it oh wait do you guys
remember Sabrina Christensen? Hey Sabrina,
why are you whispering? Can you go into the hallway for a second? Just so you
know you're live on 3 Mormons right now so come into the hallway because
I've to ask you a question.
Sabrina um just gonna ask you a couple questions here. Are you Laban sword
because you're exceedingly fine. Well, it was really really cute because the Tree
of Life called it wants its sweetness back. Hey, can I hold your hand cause I wanna see what it's like to hold the priesthood?
Are you a Gadianton Robber cause you just stole my heart. It's okay because even with the Liahona I'd get
lost in your eyes. Hey you wanna go on a date? No answer. Live from the BYU library.
Sabrina why would you put me on the spot
like that. You put me on the spot like that and then you came at me with all these great pickup lines. It's true these are very good pickup lines.
By the way Sabrina you know when you were on this show and we still will
invite you back but you don't come on. You know we did that one episode do you
guys have read all those comments that we're trying to ship her and I together.
You're on it right now.
We'll bring you on, say bye Sabrina.
Bye-bye. Blanca Amazo said a date with me is like the temple and you have a
recommend. I was reading The Book of Numbers last night and I realize I don't
have yours look at this photograph all the memories man laughs. I would leave 99
sheep and come find you. Outdoors puppets fit said, great page keep it up. That
wasn't a joke you just the same isn't it's a compliment Oh Mr. Defense trader
hey girl you're so smoking you break the word of wisdom. Our wonderful
cameraman Tyson said why do missionaries always cross their legs because they
only have one p day a week. Well guys those are some of the good Mormon jokes.
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