(upbeat music)
- Hello, and welcome once again to Nintendo Sports Center.
As always, I'm Chase Santaclarita.
- And I'm Bud Slater.
- Well, the Nintendo sports world is abuzz with news
of a new Mario Golf game coming to the Switch.
- Mario Golf Super Rush.
- Indeed.
And thanks to the excitement caused by the announcement,
the big N has announced an absolutely stupid amount
of sports games starring your favorite plumber,
his friends, and of course, his brother, Mario.
But that's not all.
- We're taking it to the extreme.
Roll the tape.
- [Chase] Grab your pads, and get ready for
Waluigi Pro Skater.
If you like the Tony Hawk games, you'll love this one.
It's the exact same thing, but every skater
is Waluigi wearing a different outfit.
- [Bud] And all the injuries are real.
(bones cracking)
(Waluigi crying)
- [Chase] Are you craving more hockey?
Of course not, no one is.
But all that's about to change,
with Bowser Junior's Two Button Hockey,
the only hockey game where you can only
tell your players to do two things.
- [Bud] Shoot and fight.
(Bowser Junior grunting)
- Junior, we're on the same team.
(fists smacking)
(Shy Guy yelling)
(fists smacking)
- [Chase] The game has already pre-sold
more copies than any hockey video game ever.
- [Bud] 12.
- [Chase] On the gridiron, legends are made,
through only the most challenging tests
of strength, smarts, and skills.
- [Bud] But who wants to do that
when you can annihilate a football team of Toads?
(Toads yelling)
- [Chase] Nintendo has also announced plans
for a Mario college football game,
where every player is a Toad getting metaphorically
annihilated by the NCAA.
And what better marriage of sports and violence
is there than MMA, the only socially-approved
method of savagely beating a stranger
within an inch of their life,
now with your favorite Nintendo characters?
It's Mixed Martial-ario Arts.
(fists smacking)
- Please, no more.
- Finish the job, lets-a go.
- [Chase] Not only is Mixed Martial-ario Arts
more bloody and bone-breaking than any
Super Smash Brothers game, it also has
a more technical fighting style,
meaning it's much harder to play,
and in no way, shape, or form any more fun.
- [Bud] Rated E for everyone.
But that's not all, Chase.
You can catch Mario and all his friends
at the Monster Truck Rally this summer, summer, summer.
- Vroom, vroom, here comes-a Wario.
(Wario grunting)
Uh-oh, this-a not good.
(Wario grunting)
(Toad laughing)
- [Announcer] All right, let's see
those cars get smashed... - No, no, no.
- [Announcer] In three, two, one.
(Wario yelling)
- [Chase] And if you want extreme sports,
then you want Extreme Base Jumping.
- Whee.
(ripcord twanging)
(tinkling music)
(ripcord twanging)
(parachute ripping)
(Wario grunting)
- [Wario] Oh no.
- [Chase] Don't think archery can be extreme?
Think again.
(air whooshing)
(arrow clattering)
- [Luigi] Yay.
- [Chase] And just when you thought
we couldn't get any more extreme, we have.
- [Bud] Extreme eating.
(air whooshing)
- Oopsie.
(Peach screaming)
(Donkey Kong gulping)
(Donkey Kong roaring)
- [Chase] And keep an eye out for this Nintendo classic,
with an extreme twist.
- [Bud] Duck Hunt Extreme.
(Wario laughing)
(Wario yelling)
- [Chase] And then, of course,
we have the hottest sport right now.
- [Bud] E-sports.
- [Chase] Control your favorite Mario character
as they control their favorite video game character.
- [Bud] Press A to tell them to press A,
move left to tell them to move
their character left, and so on.
- [Chase] It's all here, it's all extreme,
and it's all coming to you this summer from Nintendo Sports.
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