Well, here's a sentence I never thought I would say.
Welcome to The Ellen Show starring Martha Stewart
and Snoop Dogg.
[APPLAUSE]
Ellen isn't here, today.
And I'm not sure why she's not here.
Well, it's because she takes casual Fridays seriously.
She spends it at home, lying on her couch naked, I'm told.
[LAUGHTER]
Damn, that's an option?
Well, not for us.
We have a job to do, don't you think?
That's right.
And we ready for daytime.
But I don't know if daytime is ready for us.
[CHEERING]
I'm certainly not worried, because this
isn't the first thing that we've hosted together.
We do have a show, called Martha and Snoop's Potluck Party
Challenge.
Yes.
[APPLAUSE]
And on that show, Martha brings the challenge
and I bring the pot luck.
[LAUGHTER]
Snoop and I have known each other for a long time.
We go way back.
Remember the first time we met?
I was a guest on your show.
Damn, we was young back then.
This is for Thanksgiving, this dish.
These were my mom's.
This smell good.
What is this again?
Mashed potatoes, plain old mashed potatoes.
They don't smell like this when we make them.
Are they good?
Yeah.
They're going to be delish.
You gonna put black pepper on them, too?
This is white pepper.
That's white pepper.
I ain't never seen white pepper.
Y'all getting--
Smell.
[LAUGHTER]
Smell.
I don't like that.
I like black pepper.
Man, hold on.
OK, can we have black pepper?
What's going on?
Black pepper, please.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
People are always surprised to see us together.
But we're actually good friends.
That's right.
I even stay at Martha's house, when I'm on the east coast.
It's so big, she don't even know I'm there.
Well, that's not exactly true.
I always stop by the guest wing to say hello.
It's just a eight minute drive in the golf cart.
[LAUGHTER]
You know, Martha likes hanging around me
for that contact high.
[SNIFFS]
And I like hanging around Martha for that contact rich.
[LAUGHTER]
Of course, we have our differences, too.
One of us is straight up gangsta.
And the other one is Snoop Dogg.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
But we got nothing but love, for each other.
We actually celebrate our differences.
I've learned so much from Martha.
She's like the older sister that I never had.
Oh Snoop, that's sweet of you.
What do you mean older?
OK, let's get this party started.
Bring out tWitch.
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC - SNOOP DOGG, "DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT"]
(SINGING) When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot.
Drop it like it's hot.
When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot.
Park it like it's hot.
And if a [MUTE AUDIO] get a attitude, pop it like it's hot.
Pop it like it's hot.
I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon.
And I roll the best [MUTE AUDIO] cause I got it going on.
I'm a nice dude with some nice dreams.
See these ice cubes.
See these ice creams.
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat,
that's whiter than what's spilling down your throat.
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs,
the interior like suicide wrist red.
I can exercise you.
This could be your phys ed.
Cheat on your man, ma.
That's how you get ahizzead.
Killer with the beat, I know killers in the street,
with the steel that make you feel
like Chinchilla in the heat.
So don't try to run up on my ear talking
all that raspy [MUTE AUDIO],, trying to ask me [MUTE AUDIO]..
When my [MUTE AUDIO] fill your vest
they ain't gonna pass me [MUTE AUDIO]..
You should think about it.
Take a second.
Matter of fact, you should take four, B. And think before you
[MUTE AUDIO] with little skateboard P.
When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot.
Drop it like it's hot.
When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot.
Park it like it's hot.
And if a [MUTE AUDIO] get an attitude, pop it like it's hot.
Pop it like it's hot.
[CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you, tWitch.
Thank you.
That dance was a good thing.
Thank you, very much.
Yeah, good job tWee-I-itch.
Thank you.
[LAUGHTER]