- How was your morning?
- I will be tired today.
- Oh wait, wait. Say tired again.
- Tired.
- He might be Asian.
- Do my voice sounds Asian?
- Yeah, did you not hear yourself?
(playful music)
- Hi my name is Marie.
- My name is Cedar and I am a writer.
- Mm-kay.
- That won't work for me because I sound white so
everyone will be like, "That's definitely a white kid.".
- I'm very sensitive about people's accent.
Just like, "Hey y'all how you doing?" (laughs)
- Oh, what?
Hold on a second.
If this gets freaky in any way.
- Alrighty.
- Yes.
- What's happening, man?
- Um is it okay if I judge you on these questions?
- [Man] Absolutely that's why we're all here.
- Okay, alright.
- I like the tone of your voice.
It stimulate my ear and that's makes my body so hot,
all of my body so hot.
- [Man] There you go.
- Did you grow up here in Seattle?
- No I'm from Kentucky.
- I think he's a black man.
Say something black.
- Black.
(laughing)
That's about the blackest thing I can think to say.
- He sounds like a college-educated black man.
- Do you have a favorite color?
- Orange.
- Do you like it because it goes with your skin tone well?
(laughing)
- Clever but no, it's because nothing really rhymes
with orange but as a rapper,
I find all kinds of things that rhyme with orange.
- Oh you rap, eh?
Hmm.
- Oh rap.
- It's just like that huh?
♪ Olympian tried meter dash pepper the room with spread ♪
♪ Over your head now uh the room is dead ♪
I don't know, I'm not a freestyle artist but.
- That sounds pretty good.
- This is a African-American male.
Kind of natural curly hair but not too much curly.
- And what about facial hair, do you think I have a beard?
- Oh facial hair, no, no no no no no no never.
- I'm gonna guess that you're African-American.
- Nobody says black anymore.
- I'll say black if that is preferable.
- It is to me.
- Okay. I think you are black.
- He sounds like he's wearing Vans.
I feel like he has like a fade.
Or no, maybe even dreads, and that's my final decision.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- It was nice meeting you.
- Oh I'm gonna see everybody too afterwards, right?
- Hi there. - [Woman Guessing] Hi.
- How are you? - Good, how are you?
- [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm good.
Are you nervous?
- Is this really how you talk, for real?
- For real.
- Okay I just didn't know if that--
(laughs)
- Are you okay?
- [Woman With Tiny Voice] I'm okay.
- Your voice, you have a worried voice.
- I'm not worried. - [Man] You're not worried?
- I can do this.
- [Man] Okay.
- Could you sing a song for me?
♪ I know a little song ♪
♪ It ain't very long ♪
♪ Toodle dum toodle dum now it's all gone ♪
- Is this the person's real voice?
- You're walking on thin ice now.
(laughing)
- I don't know. This person, he sounds like a character.
Are you a male or a female?
Say, "Suck my dick."
(gasps)
- Why would I say that?
- Definitely a female, 'cause a male would have said it.
(laughing)
- Well, suck my dick!
(laughing)
- Oh! you guys got me!
Alright, I would say a woman.
(gasps)
(laughing) - Oh, shit.
- 21 years old, she's a college student.
What is your major in college?
- Drinking. - [Woman Guessing] Drinking?
- Yeah.
- You are in your 60's or 70's.
- You know them old lady curls?
Like she had rollers in her hair this morning.
- What you talking' about?
- Definitely white, like frail and skinny.
- Good luck with your college life.
- Thank you very much. - [Woman Guessing] Drinking.
- Yes.
- Bye college student! - Goodbye!
- Alright see you.
- Hi. - [Woman Guessing] Hello.
- How are you doing today?
- I love your voice.
I want to see your face.
- [French Man] But you can't right now.
- No.
- [French Man] Sorry.
- Can you do "Hey Diddle Diddle"?
- "Hey Diddle Diddle"?
- Yeah it's a nursery rhyme.
Okay how about "Mary Had A Little Lamb"?
- Mary had a what? - Lamb.
- [French Man] Lamb? - Like a baby sheep.
Okay so clearly nursery rhymes are not your thing.
- Are you wearing Old Spice?
- Uh, yes.
Why do you think though?
- I'm sorry? - Oh you smell it, right?
- What did you say? - Did you smell it?
- Oh he's definitely Latino
cause he can barely speak English.
- Could you say something nice to me?
Whisper for me?
- You look beautiful.
- Melting.
- How was your morning?
- I'll be tired today.
- Oh wait, you.
Wait, say tired again.
- Tired.
- He might be Asian.
- I think you're Cambodian.
- You sound like you're Asian.
You have an accent.
- Tall and medium body, exactly my type.
- [French Man] Thank you. - But, however,
I think you are gay.
- Wait, why do you think I'm gay?
- Because most of the nice looking guys, they are gay.
I don't know why. - Whoa! (laughs)
- Thank you. (giggling)
- [Woman] Hello. - Oh shit. Hello.
- How was your morning so far?
- I woke up and came here, basically.
- Came here.
Do you like Outback?
- Outback Steak House?
- Yep she's definitely Australia.
- Where do you think I'm from?
- Greek or Italy.
- Do you think I have an accent?
- No, mm-mm. - No accent.
- Light skin, light hair, Australian woman.
- I think you are female, I think you're white.
When I think Australian, I just think blonde,
so I'm guessing blonde.
- About 19 years old, you still live with your parents.
- Do I sound smart?
- Uh the way you said smart, yes.
- Cool, thank you.
- Smart.
- Hey.
- Hi, how's it going?
- [College Girl] Good, how are you?
- I am just great, thank you.
- [College Girl] Perfect.
Here smell me then.
- You smell like vanilla.
- Yeah I've got it.
- Oh you smells good. - Thank you!
It's Black Opium.
- [Woman Guessing] Oh. - Which is, it's from Sephora.
- Your voice and attitude is perfect for the salesperson.
- [College Girl] If you wear vanilla,
usually guys like that.
Listen listen listen!
- Oh no, uh-uh your voice is annoying.
- Oh my god.
- Listen listen listen listen, oh my god! (laughing)
This is the white chick.
She's definitely from The Valley.
- Do you like to dance?
- All the time.
Always at the club I'm the first to dance.
I get up on tables.
- Okay, slight exhibitionist.
- Definitely wanna party with me.
But you said I was annoying. - No, I do not.
- Why?
- 'Cause you're annoying.
It's very high pitched.
- No it's not!
- Sometimes when I get really excited,
I just keep talking and going on and on.
I had a little headache but then
they had a bunch of drugs here
so then I just took a bunch of--
- Can you slow down?
- Sometimes my boyfriend really doesn't like it
coz out of the two of us, I talk the most.
- Do you talk like this all the time?
- Excuse me, yeah!
- Oh I mean, I was just wondering.
You sound like...
- I'm obviously nice.
- Yeah for sure, um.
- You are white and
I think that you like to show off your body.
- Booty shorts, definitely stops at Starbucks
at least twice a day.
- You are in a sorority
and you sound pretty white.
- Snookie.
Snookie, perfect example.
Bye.
- Bye.
- Oh she's wearing wedges.
- [College Girl] Yes, obviously.
- What up?
- What's up?
- [Man With Deep Voice] What's going on man?
- How you doing?
- Good I like your threes you got on.
I like your dress.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Can you do your best bro accent for me?
- [Man With Deep Voice] What up bro?
- Oh gosh that's so low.
- I think you are African American male.
Like Lionel Richie.
(laughing)
- You live with your parents?
- Why do you think I live with my parents?
- Coz off the rip you just sound like a white kid
who probably lives with his parents.
- You could be a buff guy.
- I could also be super skinny.
- You could be like super skinny.
He's Asian, he's black, he's white, he's Islander.
He could be mixed.
- I'm seeing like a little scruff,
I'm seeing that you're tall.
White.
I bet you have like, kinda long bangs.
- Bangs?
- No you know like the skater swoosh?
- Oh okay. - Swooshy.
- How old do you think I am?
- Oh 48.
Divorced one time.
(laughter)
Two children. - Two kids?
- [Woman Guessing] U-huh.
- Wow, I'm a dad! Alright.
- Okay. - Bye bye.
- Bye.
- Hi.
- Do you think you have a unique voice?
- No, do you think you have a unique voice?
- No I think you have a unique voice though.
- Have you ever been pulled over by the police?
- Indeed I have.
- Where you just kind of minding your own business
and pulled over or--
- [Woman] So I thought. - Okay, okay.
- Do I have an attractive voice?
- Yes you do.
- Oh, would you pay to hear me talk on the phone?
- Whoa!
(laughing)
- Can you please say "I wish a motherfucker would."?
- I wish a motherfucker would.
(laughing)
- She's so white.
- I'm guessing you're African American
and I think you're probably attractive.
- I think you are the type of person who likes to spend time
watching the NASCAR on Sunday afternoon.
A little bit chubby and short.
She is doing like a labor work.
- You know who you remind?
Okay, the Long Island medium,
that's who I think that you probably look like.
Bye.
- Bye it was very nice meeting you.
- Is it okay?
- Very interesting.
I think I got the Asian guy right.
And Snookie.
- I am, I am indeed.
- Awesome, okay I obviously got some things wrong.
Were you the Australian in the yellow sweater?
- Uh, black woman.
- [Woman Guessing] Oh!
- Are you from the east coast?
Yeah, you could hear it.
- When you went Long Island medium I was like, oh.
- Maybe?
Yeah, yeah? - I'm the Australian.
- Oh high five, alright.
- Five.
Most people are very surprised to meet an Asian Australian
which was weird to me coz in Australia,
we have a lot of Asian Australians.
- The white guy with the deep voice?
I'm thinking it's you.
- It is me. - [Woman Guessing] It's you?
Okay I was right. - But I'm not white.
- That is true, you are not.
But you definitely have the like, casual skater thing going.
You even have the skater hair so I got that right.
- Where are you from?
- From Oahu, born and raised.
You thought I looked like Lionel Richie.
- Who was the frail voice?
- Me.
- I was like, it's the pedophile from Family Guy.
- Want some ice cream?
- I'm 21 years old.
(laughing)
- You get the Family Guy a lot?
Do people say you sound like that?
- No, not never but they say things about my voice
but I haven't got that one.
- The one that I thought was Cambodian,
I'm actually guessing is you
and you are not Cambodian.
- Say something.
- First he said I was Latino.
- Okay, so where are you from?
- Whoa!
- Oui.
- (gasps) Melting!
- Uh, not really.
- Really?
I feel like you would get treated a little bit better
coz they're like,
"Oh, he's just not a regular black American."
(laughing)
- So who has black man no facial hair?
- That was me.
- Oh that was you? (laughing)
- I felt you were definitely a black man with dreads.
How did you feel being known as a black man?
- I mean, it's not the first time
I've heard that, obviously.
You know, white rapper.
- See, has it ever affected your job?
- I've never been victimized by discrimination
because my voice sounds black
but that's probably because interviews are done in person.
- Did I tell you that you were working at the Sephora?
Oh, okay. - Yeah.
That was me.
I do computer programming.
Keep getting called white.
I think that's like farthest from--
Well, I mean maybe, I don't know.
- I got the short shorts right!
- You did get the short shorts right!
- And the wedges.
I think I technically got her right.
- Yeah.
- I said she's very Snookie.
(dramatic music)
What do you think of my voice?
- Are you gay?
- Yeah. - I could tell.
- Oh, you could tell.
I can tell, I can tell!
Asian man can tell!
It was nice meeting you guys.
- You got it all.
(laughing)
- Long Island, like, oh shit!