- I don't think this is right.
- I don't think this is right either. I don't know why I'm guessing...
- No, this is not right!
- (gasps) Oh my God! - Gross National Product!
- That is what I had, and I erased it!
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today we have a very special episode
of Do They Know It?
- Okay. - Okay. (laughs)
- (FBE) Malcolm, would you say that you know what your teen
is learning in school? - I think so.
I think I have a pretty good idea.
- He's a teacher, so... - Yeah.
I'm an elementary music school, music teacher, so yeah.
- (FBE) So here's how this is going to work.
We made a quiz with seven of the most common
subjects learned in high school.
Sharon, you're going to have the opportunity
to show Ryan that you still got it. - Oh God, okay.
- I just left school! And then now I'm like here,
and I'm like okay, I'm gonna have fun, and no, you're throwing
more school at me! (laughs)
- Jayka, this is what you call, you never stop learning.
♪ (quirky interlude) ♪
- (FBE) Here's your first subject, Chemistry.
- (sighs) Okay. - I'm already confused.
- (FBE) Balance this equation.
(Caleb laughs)
- I absolutely have no idea.
- I know like the basic concept is that you're supposed to
take both sides and like balance them out,
by like changing around the chemicals or whatever.
But I don't remember how to do it.
- Oh gosh, are you kidding me? Okay.
- Excuse me, I don't know! (laughs)
- Balance this equation? Are you kidding me, okay.
- Oh my God, I do not know how to freakin' do this.
- Oh my Gosh!
I have not been in school for a long time.
- Okay, well, I don't even know what balance the equation means.
(both laugh)
- When am I gonna use this in real life?
- Uh, I mean, I'm not going into a job with chemicals,
so probably never.
- (FBE) Parents first, what's your answer?
(both laugh)
So? - All I have is the equation.
Staring at it with the hope that something would come up
in my head.
- No, I was sure I nailed that.
- I don't know what balancing the equation is.
- No idea how to do this, but I do remember
order of operations, so you probably have to apply that, right?
- Ryan wins! (laughs)
I have no idea.
- Not if I get it wrong!
- (FBE) Here is the answer.
- Oh gosh, uh... - Sorry? (laughs)
- I put glucose.
I thought that like equaled glucose, or like sugar.
- It's a guess, okay?
- I know, I took a wild guess.
- (laughs) Not much better either.
- That's my son, that's my son!
- This is why I went into art school.
- Nah, I did not know it.
I was just subtracting the stuff, I thought it was alegbra.
- Well, we both know you're not gonna be a chemist,
and we both know that I'm not a chemist.
- Oh no.
- So I think it's okay that we both got this one wrong.
♪ (quirky interlude) ♪
- (FBE) You guys ready for the next subject?
- I'm ready. - Yep.
Oh, history. - Oh, oh!
I'm okay at History. (laughs)
- I don't know, I don't know about myself.
(laughs) We'll see.
- (FBE) What was the first U.S. state?
- (sighs) Okay.
- (laughs) I, I'm just gonna guess, but I don't, no, I know this is wrong.
- Oh my gosh, I know I know this!
- Oh my God, my AP U.S. History teacher,
if he sees this, he's gonna be really disappointed in me.
- I'm trying to figure out if it was...
- Oh!
- I don't think this is right! - I don't think this is right either.
I don't know why I'm guessing this, but...
- No, this is not right!
- (FBE) Malcolm?
No. - [bleep] Alright.
- Oh my gosh, why did I... - What is, I don't think that's,
that's not even right. - No?
- Virginia.
- I'd rather not even put an answer and guess it,
'cause then I will look even worse.
- Is it Delaware? - (FBE) Yes!
- Ha! - (FBE) That is the correct answer.
- What?
Not my guess. (laughs) Whatever, it's fine.
- Pennsylvania! (laughs)
- Somewhere in the east coast, okay?
- I got Virginia too. (laughs)
- I said Massachusetts, so... - Really, that's...
- And I don't know if I spelled it right.
- We gotta look at it this way, we're learning something.
- (FBE) Ryan, did you get it? - I got Massachusetts.
- That would've been really embarassing
if I didn't get it.
- I'm taking World History.
♪ (quirky interlude) ♪
- (FBE) Your next subject is English.
- No pressure, just the whole world.
- Okay, English. I also did AP English classes.
- I did well in English. - So maybe I'll be fine.
- Okay, alright. - I can spell.
- (FBE) Name this novel.
- Okay.
The famous novel follows a couple of very unlikely friends
from two different ends of the intellectual spectrum
and their tragic fate during the Great Depression.
I don't remember! I think I read this.
I honestly don't know.
- Oh, um, okay.
- Oh. (laughs) This one was really sad.
Like there was actually a kid in my class
who cried when we read this.
- This is so embarassing.
- I really don't want to make a total fool of myself.
I think... - Don't worry, we already have.
It's past that point. (laughs)
- Oh, I think I know this. Don't you?
- No, I know the story.
I just don't know if I have the title right.
- Don't cheat. - Grapes of Wrath.
- (FBE) No.
- I don't even have anything, I'm like blanking out.
Oh my gosh.
- Do not recall, sorry! (laughs)
- I got nothing.
- Tale of Two Cities? - (FBE) No.
- Eh. - This was Of Mice and Men.
- I didn't, I never read Of Mice and Men.
I wrote nothing, I had no idea.
- Me either!
(Caleb laughs) - Oh.
- The one thing I'll get right.
- He knew I had it wrong. Did you get it?
- I got it! - Alright.
- Didn't read it, and I definitely didn't.
- I've never read it. - Oh, Lenny, come on!
- I've never even heard of that. I put To Kill A Mockingbird.
- It's because I'm old.
- I was about to say something,
and then I knew I would get grounded for it.
(Sharon laughs)
♪ (quirky interlude) ♪
- (FBE) Your next subject is Economics.
- Econ, I'm in Econ right now. (laughs)
- Alright. - Okay.
- Another business math related. (laughs) Let's go.
- (FBE) What does GNP stand for?
- (laughs) I'm gonna take a wild guess because it sounds smart and nice.
(both gasp)
- Oh gosh, okay. Please let me breathe.
I knew I would do this.
- Let you breathe, what am I doing?
- Okay, I'm gonna go home and study tonight.
- She knows this. I know she knows this.
- (laughs) I may, I may have it wrong.
- And that is eating me alive.
- (laughs) You know it? - I do.
- Gross net.
I cannot think of the P, oh, I don't know.
- I don't know it, I'm just. (laughs)
- Gross National Product? - (FBE) That's correct!
- Thank you!
- Gross National Product. - (FBE) That's correct.
- Got one!
- Gross National. - (FBE) That is correct!
- That's correct, I got one! Yes, yes!
- (FBE) The answer?
- (gasps) Oh my God! - Gross National Product!
- That is what I had, and I erased it!
- I've never, I've never heard that in my life.
- I got Global Net Profit?
- That's actually not bad. That is a good guess.
- Gross National Product!
- I wrote that! - Oh.
- Alright.
- We actually both have common knowledge for once.
- (FBE) Yay!
- I have my confidence up, 'cause I have one point.
- Whatever, it doesn't matter. (laughs)
- (FBE) What is yours?
- (laughs) Gross Net blank, 'cause I copied her!
♪ (quirky interlude) ♪
- (FBE) Next subject, French. - What?
Are you kidding me?
- I didn't take French! - I took Spanish!
- (FBE) Whoever gets the most correct wins a point.
- Okay.
- (FBE) Are you guys ready?
- I will get zero. - (laughs) Let's see,
and this can't be a team sport, huh? (laughs)
Okay. - This is so embarassing.
Are you copying me? - No.
- Ah! (laughs) - Translate the following.
What?
- Who takes French in high school?
What are you gonna use French, like...
- I don't know, see, like this now.
- This is bad too, 'cause I took French
in second, third and fourth grade.
- Did you take French in high school?
- Not in high school. In sixth grade, so...
- So it's been like longer than I'm alive since then.
- It's been a while. It's been a while.
- I wrote them in English.
See if any of them come close.
- I literally have nothing.
This is, I'm not a French person.
- Sorry people that speak French.
Not my language! (laughs)
- I'm hoping this is right for cat.
- (FBE) Yes. - Alright,
and then how about bicycle?
- (FBE) Yes, uh? - Close enough?
Bicyclette? Oh, we'll take the L out.
Alright, is that better?
- (FBE) Here are the answers.
- Oh my God, I was literally gonna write
something like bicyclette.
- Yeah, I know, I would have not known.
- I was gonna write something just like that.
- (laughs) No.
- I got bicycle pretty close.
- I only put the two French words that I know,
we and bonjor, and then I guessed le dog.
- Yeah, I spelled it wrong, and I have one guess.
I am really sorry to my French teacher.
- You tried pretty good for I don't know how long it's been.
- (FBE) Yeah. - Yeah.
- (FBE) Sixth grade! - Oui.
♪ (quirky interlude) ♪
- (FBE) Final subject, Health.
- Health, okay. - Yes, maybe I'll get this one.
- Health, okay. This is gonna be embarassing.
- I know. We already failed, honey.
- (FBE) Assign the body parts to their location.
Get two correct to win a point.
- Ooh. - Female body, too?
I barely know my own body!
- I'm gay. (laughs)
- That doesn't excuse you, you have a mother.
- So I've like no interest to find out,
which is terrible to say, but I'll do my best. (laughs)
- Five and six are different thngs?
That's weird, okay.
- I swear I know this stuff. I talk about it all the time.
Okay, but anyways. - Okay.
- Now because I am so nervous, I don't know anything.
- This goes out to my wife Christine,
I am so sorry. (Caleb laughs)
- (FBE) No. - All of 'em!?
- (FBE) (laughs) Yeah.
- Are you serious? - Okay, nurse.
- (FBE) No.
One, no. And three, no.
Alright. (laughs) - Oh my God.
All apologies.
- I got seven for ovaries.
And I got uh... - Did you copy me?
- Four for uterus, and two for cervix.
- You put eight at first.
- (FBE) That's absolutely correct. All three.
- 100% on that!
- (FBE) You only needed to label three at the top,
but two of those are correct!
- Oh, I didn't read the directions!
- Always read the directions!
Read the directions, mom! - I know!
- (FBE) So you have two out of three correct,
which means you do get the point for this.
- Wait, what was?
Well, I think I got it wrong too. - I think I got the cervix wrong.
- (FBE) Here are your answers.
- Yes! (laughs)
- (FBE) Lana? Yes!
- I didn't even learn this from school.
I learned it from television!
- Oh, it's so confusing because of the pictures!
- I got ovaries! - I got ovaries.
- (FBE) But unfortunately, you needed at least two
to get the point, so no points for you.
- No points for Ryan!
- I'm sorry I don't know the female body, mother.
- Well I got stuff wrong too though, honey, that's kind of embarassing.
- Yeah, you don't even know your own body.
- I do, I know my own body really well.
- Yeah, I got that too.
- (FBE) Oh wow, points for both of you!
- Caught.
- (FBE) You guys know your female reproductive system.
- Oh, is that what that is? (Jackson laughs)
- Oh my God, we're so bad! - Dang it, what?
- This is so embarassing!
- I am very glad that I have graduated. (laughs)
- In all fairness, you just started ninth grade.
- I guess I won't be too hard on you now,
because even I can't answer those stuff.
- Exactly! - You know.
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