Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!
Oh! Here we go.
Holy crap!
Looks like some sort of legally safe knockoff of an 80s
horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.
I'm Scary Terry.
You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
It looks like we could have just hid this whole time.
You can run, but you can't hide!
We've overhauled Needful Things into the globally compliant
web 4.0 e-nomenon, n33dful.com.
Spelled with threes instead of Es.
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Excited!
Okay, that's it.
We just got bought by Google!
I'm so proud of you, Lucius.
So, how much did we make?
"We."
This is my business. Security!
You're Zuckerberging me?
I was Zuckerberging people before Zuckerberg's balls dropped.
I'm the devil, biatch!
Oh, hi, Morty. I'm Krombopulos Michael.
I'm an assassin.
I buy guns from your grandpa.
Here, go away.
Ooh! Yeah, this looks deadly.
So, this shoots antimatter?
My target can't be killed with regular matter.
Nice to meet you, Morty!
Listen. If you ever need anybody murdered, please give me a call.
[Rick] You're giving him a card? [Krombopulos Michael] I'm very discrete.
I have no code of ethics.
I will kill anyone, anywhere.
Children, animals, old people.
Doesn't matter. I just love killing.
There could never be more than one of me.
I'm the strongest, smartest being alive because Jerry thinks you're
that much stronger and smarter than you are.
Okay. Ouch.
I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.
I'm really sorry your name became Fart.
I will be back soon, Morty.
Really?
After I return to the others with this location,
we will be back for your cleansing.
Um. Cleansing?
Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life.
To us, you are what you would call a disease.
Wherever we discover you, we cure it.
You said yourself that life must be protected, even through sacrifice.
You haven't changed your mind about that.
I can sense your thoughts.
How about that drink?
Sure. I just need to go grab my wallet from inside my ship.
Oh. Is your wallet in your ship?
That's where the transporter is too.
So, why don't we come with?
It's cool.
I'll be back in a sec.
You know how long a second can take in a microverse?
Oh!
Run, Morty!
That asshole's willing to risk everything he cares about just to defeat me!
He's psychotic!
Okay. You win, Pickle Man.
I'm unsealing the building.
No, thanks.
I'm coming for you now.
Pickle Man!
There's $100 million worth of bonds in a safe on level two.
I'll give you the combination.
That money belongs to the people.
Shut up and call me a helicopter, you prick!
I don't think so. See you soon.
Is the helicopter here?
Yes. And the police are on their way.
What do we tell them?
Tell them we were robbed.
Listen to me.
When you came to me, I was merely a sentient colony of ants.
It was your beliefs, your pursuit of justice, that taught me to be a man.
You were always the romantic.
Which is why you can't leave either.
I'm sorry, my love.
Damn.
She double-crossed Snuzzles.
Silence.
I'm going to enjoy this.
Good job, Heistotron. Go ahead and shut down.
Negative.
Excuse me?
I am programmed to always be looking for the next big score.
You're programmed to do as I say.
I am programmed to double-cross.
Well done, Rick.
Randotron?
I'm afraid not.
Should be able to walk through Heistotron's
lazily contrived bull ...
Not only did you just kill your only ally,
what you thought was a random non-plan to get to me has been
a meticulously choreographed way of bringing you all in.
Welcome to Heistotron's 975 trillion, 467 billion—
That's impressive.
Did you bring us in so that everybody would be here when I reveal
that you're gonna explode after nine reveals?
Turkey's have always been more than human.
Okay.
So, right there now I'm starting to—
My kind has always dealt with predators.
That's why we sleep in trees.
And that's why in the wild we fly.
Now you must choose. Fight me or stop that weapon
from turning all of America's turkeys into a new master race.
Silence in the presence of me.
I am the Sperm Queen.
And you are of special interest to me.
Hey, what the f*** are you doing with my stuff?
And why do you have the horse jerk off machine from my daughter's hospital?
We needed to create our army.
Well, you need more than that, dummy. You need a horse.
Oh, but our stallion is already here.
Isn't that right, Morty?
Or shall I say,
Father.
You have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea.
Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe, Mr. Nimbus!
Sorry, who is that?
My nemesis.
Richard, before you were my greatest enemy, you were my only friend.
Grandpa, I got the shell!
Sh*t. Okay, Nimbus—
You son of a bitch!
Police, take this piece of sh*t to jail.
I told you, he's an ice-cold dick killer.
Nimbus!
Wait. So, how can he—?
Jesus, Summer. He's Mr. Nimbus.
He controls the police!