[laughing] What do I do that annoys you?
What do you do that annoys me?
Oh I got it
You're going to answer this one for me as well? Let me answer these!
Alright
Because I have answers, I'm just trying to find them
I'll help you process it faster
[laughing]
This, this. You get cocky, you get so cocky sometimes.
I like being a dick! It's hilarious
No, I like it when you're a dick, but sometimes you're cocky and you're like,
I got this, it's like, fuck you! I got this
You know sometimes I'll just annoy you, to annoy you, and I think that's hilarious!
Yeah when I do it you get so mad sometimes
Someti- that's a two way street. Sometimes you annoy me and I'm like stop!
Okay, here's an answer.
I wish you would spend, as, for as, as clean and orderly as you like to have things at home
I'm surprised that you don't pick up after yourself more, because I feel like a lot of that is left to me
That's why I got a husband
Ah, fuck you
[laughing]
I'll tell you what I hope you answer this, it's not going to be
What's your favorite thing slash imperfect thing about me?
Oh boy, um, you are the most inappropriate person I've ever met
I know
You're the most inappropriate person I've ever met
I love making people uncomfortable
No, you make me uncomfortable, and I've been with you!
I love doing it, I love doing it
Every, and every so often I'll push a boundary and you're like, no! like the other night, when I was like, I was like,
what if I did this you'd be like, I would leave you, you'd get divorce papers
What did you say?
Oh! If I, If we were on 125th street...
I would have to leave you! I wouldn't be able to trust you
You would literally be putting my life in danger on the street
Yeah, it was just like a passing thought of like what is the worst thing I could do
That is the worst thing you could do
I didn't do it! I didn't do it! But I sometimes have those thoughts all the time
We live in Harlem, I am white, there are some things I cannot do
Come on, I'm black, how often do I get to have the power?!
I'm a black woman, how often do I get to have the power?!
Love / hate it. Love / hate it.
Yeah. Do you know what I was going to say? My imperfection that I was going to say you hope-
My poop.
Yeah
Because it's such a weird thing
Well I don't love it, it's purely hate, I purely hate it. It's the worst thing in the world
I know I'm just so comfortable with it
I don't have a colon, My poop smells real weird, I have real weird issues pooping
It smells like death
It does smell like death. Like, I will never forget the time I made a woman vomit
What's your greatest fear of being in this marriage? Is there anything you fear about-
You dying.
Really?
It's one of the reasons that I get annoyed that you don't go to the doctor, like, I fear you dying.
Because I, like, I do not want to be your widow. I do not want to be your widow.
I worry that a horrific accident will happen to you and I won't get to have every day with you.
That's truthfully what scares me the most.
You're gross
[laughing]
Boys are icky...alright.
[laughing]
What are you hesitant to tell me?
Oh you're going to hate, you're going to hate what I'm going to say
Oh say it
Because it's, this is like
Say it!
I don't, you're going to hate it
Open your mouth and say it!
No, when, uh, when you're on your mensies like there's a solid three to five days where
I cannot talk to you about some things without you going off and I know that, and
I have to just kinda like, bite my tongue, and wait for the week to end
There's also times you blame my period on shit that just isn't true
ehhh
Yes
I don't know if you realize how different you are
Well
You know that, that, that laid back energy is like gone
Well, I would say, sometimes that has nothing to do with my period, sometimes I'm just, I
there, there, it's true-
It's worse during that time
There are times when you are not on your period and that happens and that's fine.
I can tell the difference, I know you well enough to know the difference
Really?
Like there are times when I come home and I'm like, well she clearly started it this week
Oh
I can usually tell when you've started it
Yeah, and, yeah...so what's your excuse?
I'm just wound tight
Alright, that's fair. Tight butthole.
Why did you marry me?
I married you because I knew it was right and there's part of me who, like, you know, I've been married before.
It crushed me when it fell apart the first time, crushed me, and
I mean I married you because I know, I can't wait to wake up and see your wrinkly old face
your deep crow's feet
Give me six months [laughing]
No, like, like, there are sometimes I'll look at you in the morning and I like
see your face, and I see like your crow's feet and
I see your gray hair and I like think about when you'll just like be all skin and bones and gray and
I want to see our lives lived together and to wake up one day and see that story told on our faces
that's what, that's what made me ultimately say yes. I want to get to that point where I wake up and
I see the history of all the life we've lived together, like, you asleep on a pillow next to me.
Cool
That got me teary-eyed, alright.