- He was out here earlier.
- [Mark] What are we lookin' for?
- My little friend, Gilbert.
- [Mark] What does he look like?
- There he is, he's right there!
- [Mark] No way!
Do you see him?
- [Coyote] Oh, oh, he's going this way!
- Woah!
(adventurous music)
We are currently in North Tucscon, Arizona.
We happen to be staying in a really cool Air B&B.
Mario, what do you think of this place?
- [Mario] Ah, I love it.
- [Mark] It's nice, right?
- [Mario] Yeah.
- It's got a good view.
It's high up in the Saguaro hillsides of Tucson,
which it is famous for.
Look at that.
Oh, there it is, I see it.
This is us, guys.
Say hi to Mario!
- How ya doin'?
- [Mark] You all set?
- I'm all set!
- [Mark] Okay, let's go!
- Wanna check out our digs?
- [Mark] All right.
- Let's see if anyone's home.
Ready?
- [Mark] Yeah.
(doorbell rings)
- What's going on C--
- [Mark] Hey!
- That doorbell keeps going!
What's going on, Coyote Pack?
Welcome to Coyote's Crib On Location Edition
where we're gonna explore a crib
that Coyote doesn't actually own.
We're just staying here 'cause we're
on location, Arizona.
So if you're ready, follow me.
- [Mark] (laughs) Where'd you find that?
(upbeat techno music)
- Well, we've got the option.
We can go right, or we can go left.
Which way do you wanna go?
- [Mark] Left.
- Okay, let's go this way!
- [Mark] (laughs) That's our right.
- Oh, that's my left.
All right, first things first, the kitchen.
Check this out.
Pretty spacious right?
- [Mark] Looks nice, what all we got?
Why don't we rifle through some stuff?
- Well yeah, everybody always wants to know,
"What's inside of the fridge?
"What's in the fridge?"
Let's look inside of the fridge!
There it is!
- [Mark] Nice and cool. Ooh!
- Yeah!
Popsicles, the most important thing you can have
in your entire diet when you're on location in the desert.
Ah, it's Freezy Pops, I love those.
- [Mark] Don't eat all the red ones, you know I like those.
- Yeah I know, don't wanna melt 'em either.
Okay, so what is it that we actually eat
when we're on location?
Is it really, really healthy?
Oh, kind of, there's vegetables in here.
We've got yogurts, right?
- [Mark] Yeah, we got some.
Ooh, those are mine, don't touch those.
- [Coyote] Yeah, I'm not gonna eat those.
- [Mark] Ah, what else we got.
- [Coyote] Ooh, the La Croix.
- [Mark] Who got the donuts?
- These are Mario's.
- [Mark] Mario?
- Yeah.
- [Mark] You got the donuts.
- Mario likes chocolate donuts.
Can't have too many donuts.
We got juice, we've got Kool-Aid, those are mine.
La Croix shared by everyone.
Ooh, here's the healthy stuff.
Check out that little baby right there.
- [Mark] Yep.
Look at those blackberries, those are something right there.
Gimme one.
- There ya go.
Mario?
There ya go, buddy.
- [Mario] Thanks.
- Vegetables are great.
Do you know what's better than vegetables?
Snacks.
This is snack central right here.
More donuts, cookies, fruit snacks, and something healthy.
Bananas, are technically healthy.
- [Mark] That your gum?
- Yeah, these are my gum, these are awesome.
These are Ice Cubes.
We're not sponsored by Ice Breakers but we should be.
Look at this dining room!
- [Mark] All right.
- Woo hoo!
Check this out, seats four.
Look at that thing, what is that?
- [Mark] I don't know, what is that?
- I don't know.
It's art.
That's what they call it.
Okay let's go this way.
- [Mark] (laughs) Mario.
- Now this is the family room.
How enormous is this.
Everything is huge, the ceilings are, ugh,
higher than I can touch, Mario jumped over that thing.
You can actually lay all the way out and take a nap.
Hey, you guys wanna see something super cool?
Super cool, there's a tree in this house!
I'm completely camouflaged.
- [Mark] Oh, it's a fake tree.
- I thought it was a real tree
but it's still a tree in the house.
Gemstone!
It's crazy!
- [Mark] That's the garage.
It's really dark, let's not go in there, it's scary.
- I'm not going in there.
So that's that side of the house.
If you go this way this is where we actually sleep.
Right here we've got a pretty cool bathroom.
That's a huge tub right there.
- [Mark] You're standin' in our shower, man!
- Doo de doo, ah!
A little privacy for when you're actually taking the shower
or using the lavatory.
All right, this is one of my favorite rooms right here.
This is the guest room that nobody actually stays in.
It's got a blow up mattress and look at that eagle!
It's a giant, wooden eagle!
- [Mark] It is wood.
- Yeah, it's pretty awesome, huh?
Cah, cah!
Respect the bird, guys.
In here you've got an ancient computer,
just in case you need to contact the space shuttle
or anything like that.
- [Mark] Yeah I think Neil Armstrong's
on the other line of this.
- [Coyote] Yeah that's a lot of high tech devices.
- [Mark] Look at that.
- Yeah that's old school right there.
That's got a CD rom drive.
- [Mark] Does it? Oh, man.
- This is crazy!
Mario's room!
Check it out!
This is where Mario sleeps!
Look at these flowers!
What?
Mario can you explain these roses?
You bring some weird stuff.
- [Mark] Oh yeah hit the light, I can't see.
- I ain't got no lights in here.
- [Mark] No lights!
- This is pretty nice.
You've got your own little walk out patio there.
Come on down the hall guys, what's in here?
Linens!
- [Mark] Towels.
- Linens and towels.
- [Mark] (whispering) Toilet paper.
- Oh, lots of toilet paper!
- [Mark] Oh, there's a rabbit on it.
- All right, are you ready?
- [Mark] I wonder who got the biggest room in the house?
- I got the biggest room for sure.
Ready?
One, two, three, here we go!
Hey ho, it's Coyote's room.
Look at this mansion-ous spread!
Over here is where I get ready in the morning.
Look at that.
- [Mark] With a skylight.
- Shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste.
- [Mark] Hey, flowers!
- This is where I wash my face.
Woo! It's been a long, hard day.
I use this little towel here to dry myself off.
Oh, man.
So tough making these episodes.
This in here is my closet.
Hold on.
Look at all the room that I have.
Look at all this space!
You guys wanna see my clothes?
Look at 'em all!
I've got my adventure pants, my wigwam socks,
my undershirts and of course a backup shirt
just in case an animal poops on me.
- [Mark] So what's crazy about the shower?
- What's crazy about the shower is that first of all,
there's no shower curtain.
- [Mark] I see that.
- And you just get in, and you shower,
and you have to worry about somebody looking in the window,
like this creeper over here.
Gosh.
Mario.
Mario!
Have you guys ever met Lil' Coyote?
Wee ooh, wee ooh, wee ooh!
Actually little Coyote was made for me
by this amazing member of the Coyote Pack,
also the same person that made Mini Mario
and Lil' Coyote comes on every single adventure.
Oh, check this out.
- [Mark] Woah!
- Big Screen TV!
Look at that!
That's a 27" Sony!
You guys think you've seen a big TV before?
You've never seen a TV that big, and that's a clock.
All right, let's go out the back patio.
You can walk right out into the desert!
Wow!
And then you've got another patio.
If you guys didn't think you had enough patio space,
you haven't seen anything
until you've seen this patio space.
You can sit here at night and look out
on the entire city of Tucson!
Check this out!
- [Mark] Ah, you know, before you reveal it,
we should probably get the stuff to make the fire.
- In case you guys didn't know how to start a fire,
I'm gonna show you how!
- [Mark] Everybody careful.
Ooh, ooh.
- That is absolutely epic.
- [Mark] What about my room?
- We didn't look at your room?
- [Mark] No.
- Let's go look at Mark's room!
How did we miss Mark's room?
Hey you guys wanna see something else cool?
Check this out.
That's a clean room, look at this.
- [Mark] Look at this, guys.
I keep it tight.
I make my bed.
What's the rule about this section?
- Coyote doesn't touch this section.
I don't touch any of the gear other than the Go Pros
and my computer, 'cause I break things.
- [Mark] That's correct.
- I've already broken three cameras this year.
Okay, so yeah this is pretty much the crib.
And if you guys really like this episode then
let us know in the comments section below
'cause maybe there'll be more
On Location: Coyote's Crib editions, coming soon.
Crazy!
- [Mark] Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
- [Mark] What's missing from this video.
- Oh, an animal, that's right.
Okay, earlier today we did see a creature in the backyard.
Maybe we'll flip this into like an animal adventure now
and see if we can find it.
- [Mark] Let's get into serious mode.
- Okay.
'Cause this one's kinda crazy but you're right,
we may be able to find this animal.
Earlier today I did see it out here in the backyard,
and if we're lucky we might come across it again.
Come on, let's go start looking.
He was right here earlier.
- [Mark] What are we lookin' for?
- My little friend, Gilbert.
- [Mark] What does he look like?
- There he is, he's right there!
- [Mark] No way!
Do you see him?
- Oh, oh, he's going this way!
It's a little baby gila monster.
Oh, stay buddy, stay buddy.
- [Mark] There he is, there he is!
- Hi!
- [Mark] I can't believe he's still here!
- [Coyote] There's Gilbert!
Oh he's gonna go down by the tree.
That is a little juvenile Gila monster.
We saw him earlier today.
We've seen him multiple times today
crawling around out here in the backyard.
Oh, is that his little burrow?
- [Mark] Might be.
- Yeah, it's a burrow.
He's been walking around out here all day.
We've never seen a Gila monster just hang out like this,
so this must be his territory, right here, in our backyard.
Believe it or not that is a completely wild,
juvenile Gila monster.
Actually this is the time of year
that the juveniles are really active.
This is probably one who was born last year around this time
or in the late summer and sure enough,
right here, on location, and just like every
On Location episode we manage to somehow
feature an animal.
I can't believe we found him here.
I've come out here several times today,
to be honest with you guys, looking just to see
if he's still in the area.
This is the fifth or sixth time I've seen him,
right in this little spot right behind our house.
How cool is that?
- [Mark] That's amazing.
Now what's the rule about Gilas.
You don't touch those.
- No.
I have done it in the past with permits
to get them up close for the cameras.
After I was bitten a couple of years ago,
just filming one in the wild with a Go Pro
I no longer try to handle these animals.
If you see one in the wild,
admire it from a safe distance,
just like we're doing right here.
You getting cool shots, Mario?
- Yeah.
- Well this was pretty cool.
We were doing an On Location in the house episode,
come out here in sandals but at least we found
Gilbert the backyard Gila monster.
I'm Coyote Peterson.
Be brave.
Stay wild.
We'll see you on the next location.
Woah, I'm hungry.
Finding a Gila monster in your backyard is pretty amazing,
but getting bitten by one is not.
Make sure to go back and watch the episode
where I accidentally get chomped by this venomous lizard.
And don't forget, subscribe!
So you can join me and the crew on our next location.
Yep, he got the whole top of my thumb.
He went past the Go Pro
and he got the whole top of my thumb.