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Let's get this AskMatt started, because it's all about age.
"How old are you?"
Yeah, I was asking for that one.
I am twenty.... how old am I, twenty seven, right?
Amanda: Yeah.
I almost said twenty eight. My life just almost ended!
"How old were you when you met Amanda?"
How, how, how, uh... how, how uh, how old?
Amanda: Fifteen.
Fifteen? Wow...
"Age is just a number, why is everybody so obsessed with it?"
Because, I mean, it defines a lot of what you're legally allowed to do in most countries.
"As a baby did you ever get electrocuted?"
Uh, most likely. I mean, your personality be can't that...what?
"How old do you want to be?"
I'd like to stay this age forever. If any of you could make that happen, that would be great.
"What did you do on your 21st birthday?"
"I think I went to bed at 8..."
I'm just kidding, it was probably like... 9:30 or 10.
"When did you start wearing glasses?"
Uh...about a year ago. When the doctor told me I had an eyeball that wasn't quite a circle.
A sphere, I mean.
You know, oblong shaped...
"When is a good age to date?"
I would say, would be around 16 to 18 depending on your maturity.
And if you're my kid, 30.
"How old is your dads dads dads dads dads?"
I don't know, he's dead.
I didn't know him.
"When did you notice your first wrinkle?"
When I saw my backside in a mirror.
"How old were you when you lost your virginity?"
What makes you think I, still don't have my virginity?
Just cause your married doesn't mean you can't... keep it.
"How old were you when you had your first kiss?"
I think I was... like... 6?
I was quite a player in kindergarten.
"Does your personality reflect your age?"
No, 'cause then I'd be like 12.
"What age do you base your channel audience to be?"
I don't try to make my videos for any particular age group. I just try to make my videos for me.
So... I'm 27. So, 27-year-olds?
"What age did you consider yourself as an adult?"
When I paid rent... ouch.
"At what age did you feel like you wanted to be more responsible for yourself?"
Uh, that was around sixteen. Sixteen I was like, "I gotta do something with my life!"
Still haven't done anything yet.
"Do you enjoy aging?"
That's like asking "Do you enjoy dying?"
Wha- do you love it? So much.
"How old were you when you injured yourself badly for the first time?"
I think I was like 4 or 5. I bit off my tongue.
I told you guys this story before, it was like hanging on by a little thread.
And I had to have it sewn back on at the doctor's office.
Amanda: You were younger than 5.
Was I younger than 5?
Amanda: You were like 1!
Either way, I was tongueless for like a couple hours.
"How old were you when you got your driver's licence?"
I was about 15 and a half, I think... I think.
I was an over-achiever with wheels...
"At what age did you learn about the birds and the bees?"
I think my dad got to me pretty late with the birds and the bees story, by then I...I already known it. What?
"How to age gracefully?"
I think aging gracefully has a lot to do with acceptance of what you look like and who you are.
I think a lot of things you can improve on: like your health, your weight, etc.
But I think physical appearance, like your face and like your body type.
Those are things that you need to accept.
And the people that age gracefully accept those features and accept themselves.
"Have you seen age of Ultron?"
I see what you did there, you know I did.
Why... with the kisses? I- I didn't mean to kiss you, I'm sorry.
"When will you quit Youtube?"
You know I've never thought about quitting Youtube...
But I mean, there's gonna be a time where I have to quit Youtube.
I mean, imagine 50-year-old Matthias...
"How's it going guys, I'm here to play the latest app!"
"Have you ever wanted to go back to a previous era?"
No. Never! Because that's history, has been.
It's been done before!
I want to go to the future, and I'm gonna take you with me.
"What gets better with age?"
I think almost everything besides... your face, and a piece of fruit.
"Aged steak?"
I don't know, I don't like to eat rotten meat... but that's just me.
"Were you ever tempted to wear makeup?"
I wear makeup all the time.
I don't know why makeup is such a gender-based product.
It's literally like dirt and minerals from the ground.
Oh, I'm not allowed to put that on my face because I'm a man?
"Are you good at guessing ages?"
Let me just guess a random viewer's age. Krista Kalil... 15?
"You look so old."
Not a question, but... thanks.
"Your age when you first broke a bone?"
I think I first broke my wrist at age... 5?
"What's the worst part of being an adult?"
The best part about being an adult is also the worst part about being an adult.
See when you're an adult, no one tells you what to do.
But when you're an adult, no one tells you what to do so you gotta figure it out all on your own.
"When did you realize being an adult was overrated?"
When I had to buy things like a refrigerator, or an air conditioner.
Such a boring purchase...
"Where do you see yourself at double your age?"
What age is that for me? That is 54.
Definitely still on Youtube. Um, just, you know- " #AskMatt - 1020".
"Does being an adult suck?"
No! Being adult-
Amanda: Being adult? *laughter*
"Can you say your age in french, please?"
"vingt-sept"
"What age do you consider as old age? Be kind I'm 36."
Being "old" is entirely relative.
I remember I hung out with some Youtuber that was like "Oh you wouldn't understand, you're old."
Pfft, dumped his body in the LA river.
"At what age did the first person to notice your ears talk about them?"
That was kindergarten, and he called me "Dumbo".
"When the Myspace age was around, did you have Myspace?"
You know I had Myspace, posting all those angsty photos.
"How old were you when you had your first beer?"
I was 21, not even joking.
I had a lot of stuff to do, come on guys.
"How old were you when you had your first crush?"
Kindergarten as well, I was a player.
"When did you last eat pizza?"
Nothing to do with age, but I like pizza so I'm gonna answer that - last night. Woo!
"How old is too old to get your Hogwarts letter?"
Never. If you get a Hogwarts letter and you're too old to go to Hogwarts...
You just shave your face, and put some makeup on, and make yourself look younger.
And go to Hogwarts!
Real life advice.
"What age do you get da booty?"
You don't get da booty unless you work for the booty.
You know what I'm sayin'?
And even then you better ASK for the booty!
And not just take.
"How much older/younger are you than J-Fred?"
Me and my siblings are all three years apart?
I am three years older than J-Fred, and have three years more experience, and am three years better!
Am I right guys?!
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