Hannah: Shane is signing his first box of his new books today.
H: He's very excited.
H: Baby?
H: Can you please open your eyes?
H: Aren't you excited?
Shane: Next!
H: We're almost done with this box and then we just have... those...
H & S: (laughs)
(Relaxed music)
H: Shane and I just got to the zoo.
H: My mom is here with my niece...
H: So we're going to walk around for a little bit.
H: (laughs)
Liz: Best seat in the house
S: I need that stroller, that's neat.
L: I know. H: That's comfy
Niece: *cute but unintelligible toddler gibberish*
S: A horse?
Niece: Yeah and ..... *unclear very cute child talking*
H: We've been abandoned
(Shane talking quietly to Hannah's niece)
Liz: You and your buddy!
H: What were you saying?
Niece: Saying to "Stop that Shane!"
H: Stop that Shane!
S: What was I doing?
Niece: Uh oh!
H: Shane! Go super fast!
Niece: Ahhh! Shane!!!
S: Evelyn, what are those?
S & H: What are those?
L: Goats! Say "goat".
Niece: Can you say goat?
L: Yeah! S: Goat.
H: Goat! Goat!
S: Goat.
H: They're so cute
H: Look at him snuffle.
H: Aww, hi!
H: He's so big.
S: You can tell how old a female pig is by counting the number of nipples...
S: On its under belly. One nipple for every year.
S: Which is a handy way to tell the age of a pig.
H: Nope!
L: Want to give me your sunglasses?
Niece: Hi! Yeah
Liz: Yeah! I'll take the sunglasses.
S: This is the farm of Shane and Evelyn.
H: Hi farmers!
Niece: Hellooo!
Niece: I have a bunny!
H: You have the bunnies!
Niece: Horsies!
S: Horsies!
Niece: She not hear you.
S: She didn't hear me, I know.
Liz: Look at you! S: Wow!
H: Wow!
S: That was a cool move.
S: Now jump off.
S: Woah! H: Woah!
H: Woah.
S: There's a war being waged between the red gnocchi and the green gnocchi.
H: Green's winning! S: Who will win?
S: I'm so full!
H: I know...
H: It's the first warm day of Spring.
H: It's like 66 degrees right now and sunny.
H: So we are feeling good.
S: Happy!
H: We're feeling so happy.
S: It's so nice.
S: We had a delicious meal.
H: Yeah.
H: If you live in Minneapolis, we recommend Arezzo,
H: at 50th and France.
H: I just had the most delicious pasta.
S: And I had gnocchi that melted in my mouth
H: They're so soft. S: *moans in gnocchi*
H: I'm like on the verge of nausea now though cause I'm so so full.
S: And yet you ate bread for four people.
H: Yeah I ate the whole bread basket.
H: You know that I think that a sign of maturity,
H: is not eating all of the bread that they give you before the meal comes.
H: and I have never never ever...
S: Done that? H: ...been able to not eat all of the bread.
S: So you're still a kid?
H: Every- Yeah, I am not mature.
H: I think when I'm able to see the bread come to the table,
H: And have one piece...
H: Or even none...
S: And say "That was yummy".
H: And say "That was delicious".
S: "I'm not gonna leave room for the meal". H: And then not have the other six pieces...
H: I have never not finished the loaf of bread.
H: I can't be alone in that.
S: You'll get there.
H: It's so hard.
S: Hannah convinced me to drive on the sidewalk,
S: Which is a lot bumpier.
S: Although I have to say,
S: The sidewalks in Minneapolis
S: Are much nicer than other places I've been.
H: Like Pennsylvania, they're terrible in Pennsylvania.
H: Or at least, in your town.
S: Very smooth here.
H: They are.
H: They're new, they just redid them.
H: Last summer they marked all of the sidewalk squares in our neighborhood.
S: Like in the large neighborhood, like...
H: Yeah, like, in Minneapolis as a city.
H: They marked any of them that had cracks that were like an accessibility issue.
H: It was like, legitimately like they called it like, an accessibility thing...
S: Here this is a good example.
S: And they went through and repaved
S: Everywhere there was a bump on the sidewalk.
H: So these are three new ones cause they were bumpy.
H: They're going to fix this one.
H: That's what that means.
S: Since it get's so cold in the winter in Minneapolis,
S: Many of the land critters that are small enough,
S: Will burrow inside the trees and make these nests in the trunk of the tree.
S: And then they freeze there.
S: That's how you get these large bumps on the bases of trees.
H: Nope.
(Upbeat music)
(People chatting in the background, basket ball hitting the ground)
H: Shane!
S: I'm trying to mess you up!
H: Careful, careful.
(People chatting in the background, basket ball hitting the ground)
H: Why? You told me to go by.
H: Stop!
(People chatting in the background, basket ball hitting the ground)
S: You guys can play, you don't need to stay out of the shot.
H: Yeah the point was some activity. Now it looks like Shane and I are all alone on Easter.
(People chatting in the background, basket ball hitting the ground)
H: Ooh, nailed it! Bystander: Nice shot Hannah!
Bystander: Oh, good try Sam. Try again!
(People chatting in the background, laughter, basket ball hitting the ground)
H: I don't think I put deodorant on.
H: I think I smell...
(People chatting in the background, basket ball hitting the ground)
H: Oh God, this is terrifying...
H: (laughs) Charly's really trying to get a trick shot on camera.
S: Awww. H: Oooh, good.
S: Throw it here!
H: Woahh!
S: Woah.
E: Katy!
S: Uh oh! H: Oh my god!
S: Arghh!
(Upbeat music)
H: It is Easter and we are packing Shane's new book,
H: Into boxes, to send out this week.
H: So far, we've done... like, 12.
H: I think I'm getting into the hang of it.
H: It's taking me less and less time each time.
H: Shane has to sign all of the books and then we a slip into them about his non-profit,
H: 'Cause that's where these books were purchased through.
H: And then I bubble wrap them and set up a box.
H: A fancy little box.
H: And then seal the box up with some tape.
H: And Shane is fixing all the labels and like making them and printing them...
H: So, then we will slap those on.
H: And we'll be done. S: (satisfied noise)
H: We have to do 300 and some.
H: So, we're getting started.
H: Make an ASMR video of this.
S: Probably. Narrate what you're doing.
H: Get nice and close.
S: Gently press... H: Gently pressing the insert...
S: You have to stroke each page. H: Yeah.
H: Messed it up.
H: How much do I wrap?
S: Do you have scissors? H: Yeah.
S: Just enough to keep it fairly safe from like...
H: You just wanna wrap it with one wrap like that? S: Yeah. Yup.
H: Okay.
S: And as manager you can see that,
S: I'm not doing anything.
H: Everyone looks very serious.
S: Yeah they are actually having fun.
Liz: Disney songs playing (laughs)
Liz: We got Disney goin'.
S: Smooothieees.
S: I feel like I said that like an alien.
H: Yeah, you sounded like E.T.
S. What does E.T. says?
H: Smooo,- phone home? E.T. phone home.
S: (in alien voice) E.T. phone home. H: Okay
S: No I sound like... Wall-e.
S: Wall-e.
H: You sound more garbled than Wall-e.
S: (in Wall-e voice) Evaaaa!
S: Evaaaa!
H: Is that another one? S: I think Eva is character in Wall-e.
H: Oh, you saw that movie?
S: Wall-e. H: Cool.
S: Wall-e's my favourite movie besides E.T.
S: A company called Smoothie Box reached out and said "Hey, do you like smoothies?"
S: I said "Mmmmhmmm".
S: And they said "Do you want some smoothies?"
S: "We make healthy smoothies that you make on your own".
S: "We send you the ingredients and you freeze them and then blend them when you want them".
S: "And they're high in all kinds of good things, that are good for your body".
S: Even my body.
S. And they sent us one, which is just so nice.
H: Ooooooh.
H: We're gonna have endless supply of smoothies, Shane.
S: This is so good!
S: You know what I say about smoothies?
S: Right?
H: What do they say about smoothies?
S: No, what I say about smoothies.
H: Oh, what do you say about smoothies?
S: You don't have to chew them, you just have to swallow.
H: Okay...
(Outro music)