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- Welcome to Studio C!
[audience applause]
Ladies and gentlemen,
we got a real treat for you tonight.
Our castmate Arvin is an incredible stand-up comedian;
he tours all over the world.
And tonight, he's gonna do a special set just for us.
How does that sound?
[audience applause]
Yeah!
So without further ado, please welcome to the stage
Arvin Mitchell!
[audience applause]
- Megan Rico, everybody,
give her another round of applause.
[audience applause]
You ever had your mom help you with your homework,
but when the teacher passes it back out,
the only one you get right is the one you did by yourself?
[audience laughter]
You come home from school the next day,
she has a smile on her face, like, "What'd you get?"
You're like, "Mom, you got a F."
[audience laughter]
And I'm only talking about this because I miss my mom.
Like, I've been here for three years now,
and it's a huge adjustment, if you know what I mean.
There's snow everywhere, mountains all over the place,
and everyone here drives a truck,
and these trucks here are so big--
Garet: It's because we farm a lot.
[audience laughter]
- Excuse me?
- The trucks.
We farm here 95 percent of the time
and every state buys from us
because our production is always up.
[audience laughter]
- Okay, that's nice to know, but can I finish?
Garet: Absolutely!
Love you, and I love the show.
[audience laughter]
Arvin: Yeah.
It's all good, man.
Thanks, but enough about the trucks.
I was telling my wife how much I miss my mom's cookin',
and she goes, "If I had to eat your mom's cookin',
I'd start fasting so my palate doesn't go on strike."
[audience laughter]
I mean, my mom can actually cook, right?
And-- Garet: My mom can cook too,
but I get how your wife might not like it,
because she didn't grow up with you.
[audience laughter]
- What?
Garet: I'm with you, man.
I love my mom's cooking too.
- I appreciate your input, sir, but could you not?
Jessica: My mom makes soda bread.
It's good, it's really good.
- How good is it?
- It's good, I'll get you the recipe.
- Right on, man.
Jessica: Okay.
[audience laughter]
- Is everyone here trying to be a comedian?
Jessica: No, we have jobs.
[audience laughter]
Naomi: I am a waitress.
[audience laughter]
- Okay?
- I was just inspired by everyone talking to you.
- You're so easy to talk to!
- Everyone follow him on Instagram, or TikTok.
- Okay.
[audience laughter]
- Yeah, I was gonna tell people to do that after the show,
as in after I'm finished telling these jokes.
Okay, where was I?
Garet: Sorry.
- For what?
- For telling people to follow you
before you wanted me to.
- Okay, okay, cool.
Jessica: I'm also sorry.
- Terrific.
Good-- Jessica: For interrupting you.
[audience laughter]
- Yes, I, I deduced that's what you were apologizing fo--
- I'm not sorry.
Yelling "I am a waitress" felt good.
[audience laughter]
- I'm trying to perform up here,
and your weirdly polite interruptions
are making it harder for me.
- Sorry.
- Thank you?
I'm gonna finish my set if that's okay with everyone.
- Yes.
That's fine.
[audience laughter]
- Without outbursts, okay?
Okay.
I'mma retry this truck bit.
The trucks here are so big...
"How big are they?" is what the audience is supposed to say.
- Yeah, you told us not to speak,
and we love you, so we obeyed.
[audience applause]
- Should I finish my set,
or you guys just kinda wanna hang out?
- We just wanna hang out and compliment you.
Jessica: You're funny!
Garet: You're handsome!
- Your smile can light up a castle.
- You have a good first name.
Audience: [chanting] Arvin, Arvin, Arvin, Arvin!
- You know what, I'm not even mad at this.
It's a nice change of pace, even if people keep--
Naomi: I am a waitress!
- You guys ready to start the show?
[audience applause]
- If you liked that sketch, don't forget to like and share.
- That was the best Studio C promo I've ever heard.
- I like the part where you said like and share.
Garet: Yeah.
- That's pretty much the standard pitch.
- That's the standard?
- I don't think so.
You just made it look easy.
[laughs]
You're so strong.
[laughs]
- Thank you.
Garet: Yeah.