oh wow
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so basically what happened today was
that i woke up and i was like i need to
film a video today i was like okay i
have some ideas and then i was like okay
wait i actually hate those ideas and
then i was like okay well i could just
vlog
my day because you know that's what i
used to do for old time's sake today
i'm just [ __ ] vlogging today the
first order of business
okay i need a new camera let me explain
so i'm a youtuber
you know if you i mean you would think
that like i would have my
equipment together you would think that
i would have all of the best equipment
and that i'd be really knowledgeable
about cameras absolutely not
i have three cameras i own three the one
that i'm filming
on and then i have two other ones as of
right now two of my cameras are broken
so the one that i've been using for like
the past few months is this one now this
one's fine the only problem is that the
knobs are coming off it's
kind of just on its way out okay then i
have this camera so basic vlog camera
only issue is that
it's completely broken i broke this one
a while ago so
this is not a shock to me like this has
been broken for months and then i have
the camera that i'm filming on which is
my like emergency camera
it's the exact same as this except for
that it's working problem is i don't
want to use this camera as my like
consistent everyday camera because i
like to keep it as an emergency camera
it's kind of funny
that i have absolutely no filming
equipment considering that i
literally am a youtuber like this is
what i do every day okay and i have the
worst equipment
i want to like step up my game like i
want to get a good camera you know i
want to get a camera that's like
really [ __ ] crispy like i want you to
see every single acne i have
and i want you to be able to count it i
want it to almost look 3d through the
screen and i want a really nice tripod
because let me tell you not only are my
cameras broken but
also my tripod is broken it's a mess
it's a like basically all the equipment
i have right now is broken i thought
it'd be fun if right now we went to
[ __ ] best buy and we bought me some
new equipment like let's just refresh
my youtube equipment i mean it makes
sense
like i should have good [ __ ] by now i've
always been a firm believer that
equipment does not mean
quality like i think you can have a
great video and film it on your iphone i
filmed some great videos on my iphone
does having good equipment mean that
your video is good absolutely not but i
think they can go hand in hand so let's
go to best buy i don't know what i'm
buying it i don't know anything about
cameras i don't know what i'm even gonna
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get my god i think i found the one
oh my god it's [ __ ] hot in my car
oh [ __ ] help okay look what i just got
i got the canon eos m50
so i don't know if this is good or bad
um i mean it looks good
the guy best buy said that this is a
great camera and that it's better than
the ones that i'm using currently and
that's all i need to know
also got two [ __ ] beefy ass
sd cards 128 gigabytes
that was successful i feel so good now
that i have that because it just looks
more professional i think the quality is
gonna be better
i think it's gonna be a good time so
let's just like hope for the best with
that but now
i don't know what i need to do i'm going
to see if i can get a nail appointment
why do i get my nails on every [ __ ]
video but like i
really want to get them done like you
don't mind right
maybe you do i'm going to call my usual
nail place even though they're
kind of bad do you guys have any
appointments
within the next like 15-20 minutes
okay the reason why i like this place is
because they always have availability
the only problem is
that sometimes they say they have
availability and then they don't and
then it's like ah [ __ ] what do i do i
just want to get my [ __ ] nails done
is that too much to ask
oh my god imagine imagine that
that was so annoying my new camera would
[ __ ] never do that
actually it probably would not
hold on okay we're just gonna hold it
then i guess and why are there people
riding bikes in the middle of the street
going
two miles per hour like get out of the
street okay now i'm just irritated i
need a good [ __ ]
way to mount my camera in the car it's
been too long of my
camera [ __ ] flying around the [ __ ]
need to figure that out for now let's
get our nails done
today's gonna be [ __ ] crazy what
color do i get my nails today this is a
consistent issue i've been wanting to
get neon nails for a while now but now
everyone's getting them so now i'm like
okay i don't really want them anymore
because i want to be different oh maybe
i can alternate between like two colors
that could be kind of fire you know what
we'll kind of cross that bridge when we
get to it
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i'm having a little predicament because
i really want to go home but the problem
is is that i'm i'm getting my house
cleaned right now because
my house needed to be cleaned i can't be
home while my house is being cleaned
i mean like i could go get food but like
i'm by myself and all my friends are
busy
so like that makes me uncomfortable i do
not do not like eating at restaurants by
myself i used to be fine with it now
it's not chill anymore also i don't even
know what kind of food i would want
right now
i mean if you go to like sweet green
that could be kind of yummy right a good
salad right
i don't even [ __ ] want a salad right
now
napa get over here you are gonna go stay
with emma for four hours
yay come on napa time to be babysat by
your [ __ ] weird aunt
yes queen okay so i'm babysitting napa
for the next
few hours so that's another fun activity
that we're gonna be working with today
like it's okay it's like my dog fix like
it's so nice when your friends have dogs
that are like chill because then it's
like you get to reap the benefits but
then you don't have to like actually own
them
also napa just got a haircut and she
feels like a fresh baby seal
so really excited to be hanging out with
her for the next few hours but she's so
chill that we're probably gonna forget
that we're even with her but now that
i'm like with napa i'm like what do we
do together
napa what do you want to do napa what do
you want to do do you want to go [ __ ]
like go to dinner like i don't know what
napa do you want to go get coffee
okay i guess that doesn't sound good
guys who's ready for a technology
unboxing wait i need scissors
i'm so excited about my [ __ ] camera i
just want to know also
i ordered two tripods and they just
coincidentally came in today so actually
we'll open these first because they're
boring
yay ooh this one's kind of crazy is it
bendy
whoa interesting
okay so this one's kind of chill this
one's chill as [ __ ] look at this bendy
ass [ __ ]
that's so [ __ ] chill i bought two
tripods because i was like okay number
one
you can never have too many and number
two i don't know if they're gonna suck
or not so like if i get two then there's
a good chance one of them is going to be
like fine
although ordering like camera equipment
off amazon is like a really suspicious
game so
oh my god is this the exact same one
wait what you're
kidding me they're the exact same
what i thought one was gonna be bigger
than the other one
okay whatever moving on to the big guns
welcome to unboxing all right we have
the lens
okay wow
okay well we have to put the lens on
though guys chill big moment
i don't know how to put on this type of
lens
what should i like look up how to put it
in or should i just like keep trying
that's what she said
got it i knew i was gonna figure it out
but let me put her on a tripod real
quick just so that we can see what i'm
gonna look like in public
vlogging with this hey guys welcome to
vlogmas
you know it feels really serious i love
it i can't really film anything with
this yet because
the battery isn't charged but like cute
effort though
you know still fun though look how
pretty she is
oh man she's so hot 10 out of 10 with
the camera
should i say that i'm really happy with
my new setup like i feel like i'm really
gonna like be a better youtuber now like
permanently so this is what it's gonna
look like when i film my videos now
moving forward
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looks pretty cool right
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you know pretty cool i don't know
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how do i look [ __ ] perfect so i look
like i just [ __ ] four times because i
did really
why my bowels hurt how are you feeling
i'm feeling like nappa it's actually the
next day because
last night you know when i was
babysitting napa our playdate just
started like getting so fun that like i
forgot to turn on the camera and then i
went to bed because i got like super
tired from the play date so
guys we have some stuff we have to do
what are we even doing right now we're
going to target oh my god okay
oh my god almost died we're going to
target right now to get a neti pop
after coachella i got [ __ ] wrecked i
got so sick i literally was sick for
like what like a week
it was [ __ ] bad hated that i mean i'm
good now but i still have like a little
bit of congestion
i talked to multiple people and they
told me to eat a neti pot so that was a
sign to me that i needed to get an eddie
pot i need to do a nutty pot for my
[ __ ]
do they have that that's called an enema
also if you're wondering like emma why
the [ __ ] are you wearing makeups because
i popped all my blackheads and then i
looked really ugly
then i was like i need to just like
cover it up a little bit also my hair is
so long
it's to the point where i cannot style
it anymore wearing it down is too long
wearing it up
like falls down because it's so heavy
okay anyway sorry getting into my own
personal issues
except for the symbol looks a lot like a
nipple
maybe the fact that the target symbol
looks a lot like a novel is like
selective advertising like because you
know how sex sells
they want people to be like oh target
supports nipples excuse me what kind of
camera is that
this is a canon eos m50 thing
it's a great camera i just got it
literally yesterday it's great great
zoom lens
oh my god is it easter oh it's mother's
day okay
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so where the [ __ ] is the neti pot like
where do you even find that in a place
like this
where oh my god stop okay wait this one
why is this one like so much bigger oh
wait are these the same size box
yeah it was just tipped like this oh my
god why
i'm so dumb i was like this one's bigger
so i'm getting this
pocky time recently amanda's been
obsessed with pocky
she's been looking all around the store
for it and we just found it but we're
not gonna tell her
okay we're gonna try to find amanda and
tell her that they don't have any amanda
where is she
we found them but they're out they're
out
i'll eat anything so that prank just
like didn't work at all that was just
not even a prank
mood i want veggie sausage
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i love veggie sauce these are shorts i'm
literally getting three boxes
i love being vegetarian you have so many
of them i
ate all of them i ate all of them no you
didn't yes i did like what is it to you
like literally what is it to you if i
want to [ __ ] buy a lot of sausage
like
i can't do that all right sausage king
why am i like crying right now
everybody's so sensitive amanda
you attacked me you attacked me i was
trying to help
you literally attacked me can we be
friends again
yes okay cool let's look at the facts
everybody is being sensitive i'm just
trying to have fun i know but earlier in
the quarter no
no no i admit right now to being fully
sensitive
this is what hang out with women is like
i picked this up to show amanda like you
need to buy this and then i never put it
back down
and it's still in my hand i mean i guess
i'll buy it then you're you've got to be
kidding me
that is too much power for me oh
[ __ ] that's so [ __ ] fun wait let's
see how fast i can go all right go
we're timing it we're tiny
dude you're a slow bagger you couldn't
even work at aldi
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i'm so quick i'm so quick i'm so quick
targets literally
target's literally like emma please come
work oh my god wait look at me
welcome to vlogmas i was so excited to
go home
and use my neti pop but then olivia was
like no we're going to an amusement park
and then i was like okay it's actually a
car wash
oh my god i'm excited i don't do this
often are you having fun
no this is just giving me anxiety this
is like being in stranger things this is
stranger things role play this is
horrible
i'm in the underground this doesn't
stress you guys out no
oh my god it's getting loud i hate car
washes
oh my god napa is like not chill right
now she's like hating this amanda hates
it too honestly
car washes are pointless it's a societal
like construct
you've definitely gotten your car washed
before yeah i'm part of society
so i don't know okay yeah i know i agree
i don't mind this well have i complained
once no
thank you have i complained once yes
oh geez looks kind of cool though kind
of aesthetic
damn look at those water droplets okay
that was fun hopefully i get to do my
neti pot soon
let's do this [ __ ] wait this would be a
perfect setup for cooking with emma
that's been noted okay so
i don't know how the [ __ ] to do this my
mom used to do neti pots like literally
every day i don't know why oh she's a
deviated septum here's the pot
oh okay okay here's a packet of
something
kind of tempted to eat it but we'll
decide if that sounds like a good idea
later where the [ __ ] is the directions
where the [ __ ]
help wait there's literally no
directions do i need to [ __ ] call my
mom right now wait why have i been
looking at this for this long and not
found the directions yet
oh i found it sorry i just
240 milliliters of water how the [ __ ] am
i supposed to know so i guess i need to
like boil water
okay it says 240 milliliters but like
how do i measure that
okay i'm like not good at this like i'm
not an adult okay oh yes
wait i'm actually so [ __ ] smart look
at this [ __ ] okay
queen i was really good at chemistry if
you can't tell i'll boil a little bit
more just in case some evaporates
yes i am good at science while we wait
let's make a coffee
because um bae which is me i'm bae is
like
really tired and uh i've no energy so i
was thinking we could
do a little something right here with
this you know this angle sucks i'm not
good at being a youtuber i'm really
gonna try right now like i have a great
new camera like let's like utilize it
you know why do i still have my [ __ ]
shoes on let me take off my goth boots
real quick hold on
oh [ __ ]
oh my god oh [ __ ]
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wow okay so let me get this water
a little bit less boily i really hope
i'm doing this right i don't want to
like hurt myself okay i'm gonna
[ __ ] hurt myself right now
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that was a mistake got a little bit of
the solution in my mouth hopefully it's
not poisonous
this is a chemistry experiment loki high
school chemistry
lab vibes now i'm getting ptsd okay the
problem is that the water is just like
really hot right now okay i'm gonna let
it like sit for a few minutes
so that it doesn't burn my nose
okay let's do it is it working
oh god oh yeah oh
oh my god oh do i have a booger dripping
oh my god i'll blur it out for you i'm
sorry
oh i needed this getting all the
coachella dust out right now i look
weird as [ __ ]
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oh my god wow that was like really fun
okay let me blow my nose
oh wait i actually feel really good that
was great i'm really glad i did that
guys
try the neti pot this is not sponge
punch
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what are we doing we're getting jewelry
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oh my goodness we're going to get so
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me
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for your third drive how's it going
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now that amanda's a youtuber what do you
keep filming i thought you were filming
my
ass and my ass looks really bad in these
turn around
no it looks good really yeah wait what
did i need from here anyways
oh eggs and then i'm gonna buy pasta for
tonight
i'm gonna buy pasta for tonight no i'm
gonna buy pasta
i almost just got duck eggs on accident
instead of regular eggs
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that's zumo okay that's it