Transparent skull, you're so wonderful.
Transpar...
Shed a mythical tear with crying unicorn candle.
That releases emotion by oozing hot rainbow wax from its eye sockets.
Clearly it serves an important porpoise like
This dolphin mood light bath plug.
Dolphins and porpoises are not the same thing.
Which cycles through an array of mellow, calming colours while protecting you from the shark
that lives in your drain.
Because this is LÜT!
Show yourself some ELPH respect and get this pointy product.
Elf earburds are the most magical way to listen to music, rendering other modern methods EARelevant.
If you feel trapped by audible puns, EARscape
With the stinger usb emergency tool.
It functions as a charger, seatbelt cutter, and glass cutter.
Easily shatter car windows by activating the spring loaded sharp steel punch with just
the click of a button.
I trust you’ll use this responsibly so mallow me to move on to
Instagram marshmallows.
That’s right!
You can actually put your picture on a marshmallow by uploading it from Instagram or Facebook.
Use images with light backgrounds for the best results so you can finally become
Edoughble. Edoughble.
An egg-less cooke dough dream come true you can safely eat.
With a variety of cookie dough flavors like birthday bash, s’mores please, and snicker
dude you’ll never be sad again.
That might be over-stating things. Slightly.
Now deliciously decorate your
Weiner with patterns using Slot Dog.
Push this device down into your uncooked hot dog for a funky food formation.
Then put it on the grill for the most stunning treat at the cookout.
Now you can ZomBIE the life of the party
With this severed hand ice mold.
Use it to disturbingly decorate drinks imbibed out of
MakingFacesPottery.
This shop features a magnificent muddle of menacingly-mouthed mugs like Grouchy
and Silly Willy. That's how you say that name.
They are so strange it’s almost unBEARable.
Bear slippers.
They’re fuzzy and have long toenails to let people know not to mess with you before
noon.
Ya know what?
They’d look really nice paired with
Meme masks.
Which feature well-known memes like this LOL face mask or this Troll Mask.
But if you can’t pick just one ask for all three as a birthday gift and eat cake
Topped with a lotus candle.
For fiery festive fun that saves you time, energy, and candle-buying money, light the
wick and flames will explode from the top.
Marvel as it opens to reveal more candles and then use
The desktop slingshot to throw balls of paper at your frenemy.
Between exploding candles and office feuds we should take things down a notch and have
a relaxing read with
something? No!
Thumb Thing!
Aren’t you sick of your pages turning while simultaneously doing one-handed pushups and
reading? We all are.
This tool slides onto your thumb and keeps the pages in place so you no longer have to
worry about the wind blowing them around.
Speaking of convenient reading
The fingerprint bookmark not only keeps your page open but points to the exact line where
you left off so you and your bad breath can walk away to intelligently clean your teeth
With Ara Smart toothbrush.
Connects to an app on your smartphone and tracks things like date, time, duration, and
zones brushed so you’ll never forget your molars again.
Every week you’ll get an email of results so you can improve your calcified smile tissues.
This brush cleans you so return the favor
With the self-cleaning brush.
It removes built up hair in your brush with the help of these two handles on the back.
Pull them back and watch your hair just fall out...not from your head.
Now stop pulling your hair out over mixed up cords
When you can use cable labels.
Write the function of each cable on these cute little plastic peoples’ heads and they
will grasp on for dear life.
And look I just...I wanna take the time to let you all know that
I...OLIVE YOU!!!!!!
And as always, thanks for watching!