Multiple stab wounds shown to shorten life expectancy.
Multiple stab wounds may be harmful to monkeys. What!?
WHAT?! It's like beyond stupid?
Stubbing monkeys, stubbing their toe, damn it hurts. They're-
Stub you, you freakin.. stupid...
BITCH! Hey, The Onion, this post would only have any sense if there was a
petiotion attached to it for jailing, and my personal choice would be multiple stubbing these
"Scientists." Hey okay, tell I know it's hard,
but two wrongs don't make a right, okay? Stubbing the scientists won't help it. Their toes will hurt too.
Hello ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another reddit video the videos where I...
L-look at funny posts on Reddit and
We all collectively XD at them. C-can we just have a group XD here first, yep.
XD
Anyway in today's video we are looking at r/atetheonion, uh, now, I looked at this a couple days ago
Um it wasn't very popular back then I'm about to go through all the posts on this subreddit ready
Done oh, there's like 913 readers one user here now good to see all right. No. That's me isn't it
nevermind, I just looked at a few posts and
noted its potential for being you know a big subreddit a popular subreddit um
I was right I'm a visionary and so now like two days later
It's sitting out like 23 thousand subscribers when it was 900 before and I was the only one on it
Uh, so what can I say it was me and me alone who made it popular?
Definitely anyway without further ado, let's get into this see what they've got in this past couple days
We did it reddit
Yes, okay reddit's back up we're eating tonight boys.
Let's go okay now. Let's get into the actual posts
This has been an ordeal from the onion Red Cross installs blood drop-off bins for donors convenience and um
Yeah, and J. Isn't very happy with this move from Red Cross, and they write this that is absolutely ridiculous
I would hate to see how they draw their own blood let alone containers they put it in it's not like a pair of shoes
Can't just throw them in there
Correct uh
And these real though, huh, sorry also the drawing their own blood thing brings like she's thinking of some like medieval
Bloodletting stuff here this like it's quite grotesque
But no, um there there there are not spots where you can drop off your blood into a bin.
It's not Vinnies you know
Do Americans have Vinnies?
JK rowling revealed to be pseudonym for Newt Gingrich?
He's the real author A is is taking this hook line and sinker. He writes really Wow
I hope this proves to be true since I shared this you never know beyond you
The onion is a satirical magazine, so it probably isn't actually
more evidence is coming out about it time will tell yeah
Yeah more evidence from this joke site again like J said above this is from the onion, so it's not true
It's simply to entertain people
thanks s even satire can be truth just masked truth like a lie like a lie so
Not the truth, so the opposite of what's correct. Yeah. Yeah, can we ever really be sure?
Satan has many dissent what?
What them Newt over here using JK rowling as a
Satanic pseudonym. what?
a you need to get it together, okay?
You're you're scaring the kids a people are uncomfortable a okay people are calling the police A
come on youngest child ever Jonah is just three years old can
Can people get that young what the hell can someone explain what this is saying? There are a lot of
three-year-olds in the world two-year-olds and one-year-olds
I'm so confused my nephew is two A you get them buddy prove them wrong. Okay, okay here
We have the one I read in that last video. Let's read the comments. Hey boy slazo sent me
Good to see sighs. I've sent me here as well. Eh
Just what?
Cool, Oh, what's what's this slazo here. I sent you all um I
Must say I don't remember typing that who the hell is slazo so anyway, so as I've send me why what's this again?
It's me I sent you do
Why come on do you just want me to look like an egotistic prick is that what you want?
I wonder if there are people who saw that and just thought yeah. Oh, that slazo guy
I thought it was cool, but he's fucking egomaniac who the fuck is slazo though um
I asked the same thing what's this down the bottom? Hi all i'm slazo
I hope you enjoyed the stuff that I do and read more onion stuff
I want to thank my fans the things I am famous for wouldn't be possible without you
Okay, firstly famous is very misplaced in this sentence. What motivates you what motivates you to write this
you're not slazo
I'm slazo, I think I'm
am I the real Slazo? um
I'm 80% sure
cute eight-year-old starting to realize how much better she is then ugly girls
I can't believe this little girl if I was her mother I would be highly disappointed
in her I could I could say the same about your mum
or mine
life is not about skating through on good looks. It's about hard work
The grind never stops you guys and merit her attitude alone makes her a lot less attractive
This is what is wrong with society people
Seriously, if what are you doing? what are you doing man?
Turn it down
ICE agents hurled pregnant immigrant over his Mexican border to prevent birth on US soil
Looks like fake news to me. Oh yeah, what tells you that like they can actually hurl a grown woman over that wall
Seriously, and more likely they caught a growing pregnant woman who is stupid enough to climb over the wall
I mean it literally is actual fake news by definition, and you're out here saying oh
She's climbing over the wall it could work
Hypothetically a new SeaWorld show just elephant drowning a large tank of water with no explanation
And then this and then this image
Are you freaking kidding me
okay, I'm not the one to always make posts, but this makes me sick, and I want to go there and
Do something I don't understand why people would think this is entertaining it just makes my heart hurt
I can honestly say I will never take my kids to SeaWorld ever
You shouldn't have kids in the first place. I'm sorry, but what kind of weird worldview
Do you have to have when you think SeaWorld will just drown an elephant?
for no reason like what weird twisted like
you know seeing everything as the villain kind of world you need to live in I mean even just
Money-wise like just think about it like elephants are massive. They don't reproduce much
They're expensive right this person honestly thinks SeaWorld would just chuck one in the waters
Why not we need to get rid of it. It's old anyway. It's ugly
Michelle Obama seen outside walking family
rhinoceros average American household pet relatable to the people I suppose, that's a
Taxpayer-funded Rhino as well feel like they know it's a joke
I feel like they know it's not real, but they're just making a really bad
you know joke you know it's just kind of this new internet trend is dumber than any we saw in 2017 and
It's deadly okay
it's just an actual article talking about the
snide tire
thing more proof that the onion dot-com needs to be taken down or stop posting their articles on social media and
Forces the onion readers to make an account to read their fake articles
Between how gullible people are these days, and how there is no oversight for these satirical sites
It's a wonder that more kids haven't jumped off a bridge cause it's cool
the satirical elements that are on social media need to stop with the fake news article or need a disclaimer in bold to show they're fake
This really grinds my gears. Oh, yeah jokes and satire should be outlawed
They should be illegal because some people are stupid and yeah put a disclaimer on
Your jokes because that makes them funnier doesn't it yeah
There's nothing quite as funny as um as you know a joke and then slapped over it
This is a joke you know like and if they're grown people who were actually reading these articles are actually going out and eating
name redacted
That's their fault. That's on them not the onion and also I
Like the onion didn't even start the trend. I know what they're talking about Obama
Not sure I had to tell the nation this but he ran over Jimmy Carter with car last night. What uh?
Wow, this was no fucking accident. He was probably trying to expose them and now they're making this public to make him look
Like the victim you don't just run over a senior citizen, and then say it was an accident
No pincette
mames
What no pinche mames
What's five tragedies weirdly predicted by Adam Sandler Adam you sick genius you legitimately
Terrifying actually from the onion news. I know I know the onion
I'm aware read it through the information presented checks out because they use fake quotes. You know he didn't
Who cares the Rif Lil Wayne died after smoking
Single marijuana you can't even see the full image what a narrow-minded a bunch you are
Ha ha Lil Wayne was probably smoking crack not fucking weed
Weed is a plant that grows from the ground that has been scientifically proven to have medicinal
values and cures cancer guys drugs are cooked up in a lab and made of
Chemicals there are more poisons in tobacco than in weed. I don't know if it's a little Wayne made
I'm a level with you, and it's from the account um
Christians against drugs imagine taking that seriously, anyways that'll be all for this video. Hope you enjoyed it umm
I'm not good at outros. I had
A lot of comments on my last video saying that I should um I should not call you slaves Oh lovers
I should call you slicer sluts
Little bit inappropriate um I'm very disappointed in you guys. That is not Christian anyway
I do Hope you enjoyed the video it would mean a lot if you could subscribe if you're new otherwise just liking the video and of course
my patrons are ever appreciated as always and also as the hallways um my
Social media links for Instagram and Twitter and everything else are down below
I mean a lot of you guys follow me there anyway again
I hope you enjoyed the video and without further ado see you in the next one
Dun-dun-dun-dun