LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PARIS SIMPSON!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THE ROCK ON WHICH THE "THE LATE
LATE SHOW" STANDS!
HOW ARE YOU PARKSRIES?
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> YES, I'M OKAY.
>> James: PARIS JUST SAID TO ME, MY HEART IS HERE, LIKE IN
HER THROAT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU FEEL NERVOUS?
>> YES.
>> James: ARE YOU CROSS AT ME?
NO.
>> James: REALLY?
YOU DON'T HATE ME?
>> OF COURSE NOT.
>> James: OKAY.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER.
♪ >> James: HERE'S HOW THE GAME
WORKS -- THE GUYS WILL COME OUT ONE AT A
TIME.
YOU'LL TAKE YOUR BIG FOAM FINGER AND SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE THE
GUY-- OR LEFT IF YOU DON'T.
GUYS WHO GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL TAKE A SEAT ON ONE OF THOSE
STOOLS.
GUYS WHO GET A LEFT SWIPE WILL BE FORCED TO FALL INTO THE BALL
PIT.
I KNOW YOU'RE NERVOUS BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE
THIS DECISION ALONE.
WE HAVE SOMEONE HERE WHO I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF WHO'S GOING
TO HELP YOU FIND THE RIGHT GUY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME KHLOE KARDASHIAN!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> James: THANK YOU FOR
HELPING US.
PARIS, BOTH OF YOU COME AND STAND HERE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, KHLOE.
YOU'RE A HUGE FAN OF KHLOE'S, RIGHT, PARIS?
>> YES.
>> James: A HUGE FAN.
I'M GOING TO SAY SHE LOST HER MIND WHEN SHE FOUND YOU WERE
COMING ON THE SHOW.
WHO BETTER TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE FIRST LATE LATE LIVE TINDER.
LET'S SEND OUT -- I'LL CALL HIM OUR VICTIM.
OUR FIRST VICTIM!
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: OKAY.
NOW, BASED ON LOOKS ALONE, YOU HAVE TO SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU WANT
TONY TO STAY OR LEFT TO DELETE HIM INTO THE BALL PIN FOREVER.
KHLOE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TONY?
SHE'S CERTAINLY GOING INTO IT WITH THE SMILE.
>> I APPRECIATE THE DEDICATION IN YOUR SMILE.
I RESPECT THAT.
THAT'S A HARD THING TO DO.
>> HE'S VERY -- >> James: NO, YOU CANNOT
SPEAK, THIS IS TINDER.
>> DO YOU LIKE A GOOD SMILE?
>> James: I DO.
ARE YOU GOING TO SWIPE HIM LEFT OR RIGHT?
>> I THINK THAT MEANS LEFT IF YOU'RE DELAYING.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW.
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE -- >> James: IT'S TINDER!
FINGER, GO LEFT OR RIGHT.
>> YOU'RE VERY CUTE, BUT I DON'T KNOW --
>> James: LEFT, INTO THE BALL PIT HE GOES!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT MAN!
♪ OH!
HELL O HUNKY MAN!
LOOK AT THAT!
AND PART MIAM MIME ARTIST!
I LOVE IT.
ALREADY LOOKS SUCCESSFUL TO ME.
DON'T YOU THINK, KHLOE?
>> I LIKE THE HAIR.
A FULL HEAD OF HAIR.
>> James: FULL HEAD.
ARE YOU INTO A LITTLE DARK SKIN, LIGHT SKIN?
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
>> I DON'T DISCRIMINATE.
OKAY.
>> I'M OPEN TO THEM ALL.
(LAUGHTER) WE CAN KEEP YOU.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> James: TAKE A SEAT!
OKAY.
LET'S BRING OUR NEXT MAN!
♪ OKAY.
I LIKE THE HAT.
DON'T YOU?
>> I DO.
I LOVE A GOOD ACCESSORY.
>> James: A CONFIDENT MAN.
I LIKE THE HATS.
I LIKE THE SHIRT, THE SWEATER.
>> I'M LIKING EVERYTHING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PARIS?
LEFT OR RIGHT?
(DING) THERE HE GOES!
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT MAN!
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
AH, THIS IS RICKY.
THAT'S A BRAVE T-SHIRT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
THAT IS A WIDE ROUND NECK.
>> IT IS A WIDE ROUND NECK.
>> James: I JUDGE A LOT BY THAT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KHLOE?
>> FOR THAT, I'M SWIPING LEFT.
I'M SORRY, RICKY.
>> James: AND YOU GO, RICKY.
(BUZZER) ALL RIGHT!
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT MAN!
♪ OH, H HELLO, SAILOR.
(LAUGHTER) HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TATTOOS,
PARIS?
ARE YOU A TATTOOS KIND OF GIRL?
>> I DON'T MIND THAT.
>> James: KHLOE, YOU LIKE THE LOOK OF JERMAINE?
>> I LIKE THE BEARD BUT YOUR TOP HAIR DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR FACIAL
HAIR TO ME.
>> James: IT'S LIKE HIS HEAD'S THE WRONG WAY AROUND.
>> I AGREE.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK, PARIS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JERMAINE AND HIS UPSIDE DOWN HEAD?
>> I LIKE HIM.
OKAY, GIRL.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> James: NOW, THAT MEANS IN
SOMEONE COMES UP WHO YOU LIKE, YOU CAN SWAP SOMEONE OUT.
OKAY.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUY!
♪ (APPLAUSE)
OH, REESE HAS COME WITH SOME ATTITUDE, AND I LIKE IT.
DON'T YOU, KHLOE?
>> YES.
>> James: STOIC.
HE KNOWS -- HE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO PUT UP A SHELF.
(LAUGHTER) DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THE GUY'S A GUY.
H HE'S GOING TO MAKE YOU EGGS IN THE MORNING, PUT UP A SHELF AND
GO THROUGH YOU LIKE A TRAIN IN THE AFTERNOON.
AND THAT IS A GUY WHO KNOWS -- I'M SAYING, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S
DOING IN EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, PARIS?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, I WAS THERE AND YOU KIND OF LIKE DID --
>> James: DO YOU LIKE HIM?
YOU DO?
DO YOU LIKE HIM ENOUGH TO SWAP SOMEONE OUT?
WHAT SHOULD SHE DO, AUDIENCE?
SHOULD SHE SWAP?
(AUDIENCE REACTS) SWAP OR NO SWAP, PARIS?
>> I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SWAP.
>> James: AND WHO ARE YOU GOING TO SWAP REESE FOR?
>> JERMAINE.
>> James: JERMAINE, YOU'RE IN THE BALL PIT!
YOU'RE IN, REESE!
CONGRATULATIONS!
GUYS!
WELL, THAT MEANS WE'VE GOT OUR FINAL THREE, EVERYBODY!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪
OKAY.
REESE, TELL US ONE INTERESTING THING ABOUT YOURSELF.
GO.
>> I WAS A SAILOR!
>> James: HE WAS A SAILOR IN THE NAVY!
OKAY.
JARED, TELL US ONE INTERESTING THING ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> I CAN BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!
AWW!
>> James: STOP IT!
(LAUGHTER) >> James: ALL RIGHT, AARON,
TELL US ONE INTERESTING THING ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> I COULD EAT A LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA IN ONE SITTING.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: DUDE.
OKAY.
YOU'VE MET THE GUYS.
PARIS, IT'S UP TO YOU.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK ONE QUESTION, IT WILL BE THE SAME
QUESTION TO ANY OF THE GUYS, ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
BEFORE YOU DECIDE WHO TO GO ON YOUR DATE WITH.
WHO -- WHAT QUESTION WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK?
(WHISPERS) >> James: WHAT WAS THE
QUESTION?
(WHISPERS) >> James: KHLOE'S QUESTION WAS
DO ANY OF THEM HAVE ANY S.T.D.s!
(LAUGHTER) IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC,
KHLOE!
>> THAT'S ROMANTIC IF THEY DON'T!
>> James: THEY'RE GOING TO DINNER!
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO A HOTEL FOR AN HOUR.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW PARIS IS.
I JUST MET HER.
>> James: OKAY, PARIS.
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP?
>> James: GOOD QUESTION.
LET'S START WITH REESE.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP?
>> STABILITY AND HAPPINESS.
>> James: STABILITY AND HAPPINESS.
JARED, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP?
>> POSITIVITY AND OPEN COMMUNICATION.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: AARON?
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING -- SOMEONE TO HAVE A GREAT
CONVERSATION WITH AND THAT YOU CAN -- SOMEONE YOU COULD CALL
YOUR BEST FRIEND.
>> James: OH, THAT IS DELIGHTFUL!
THREE INCREDIBLE ANSWERS!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OKAY.
PARIS, THE TIME HAS COME.
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PICK FOR YOUR TINDER DATES RIGHT NOW
TONIGHT?
DRUM ROLL, PLEASE -- >> JUST ONE?
>> James: YES, JUST ONE, PARIS!
OKAY.
(DRUM ROLL) >> I'M GOING WITH NUMBER TWO!
>> James: NUMBER TWO!
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
CONGRATULATIONS, REESE!
CONGRATULATIONS, AARON!
COME AND MEET PARIS!
WHAT A PLEASURE!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YES!
>> James: REESE!
GET IN THE BALL PIT, REESE!
OKAY!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOUR DAY IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING
BECAUSE I AM SENDING YOU TWO DOWN THE HALL FOR A DATE IN ONE
OF OUR MOST ROMANTIC CONFERENCE ROOMS IN ALL OF TELEVISION CITY!
OKAY?
HAVE FUN.
GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, WE'LL CHECK ON YOU LATER IN THE SHOW.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PARIS!
OFF THEY GO ON THEIR DATE!