ladies and gentlemen this just in we are getting word from for tonight that the
workers are going on strike that's right all the food workers who make such
things as slurp juiced apples mushrooms and so much more are all going on strike
it appears that the minimum Peapod wage is not enough for these workers and
they're walking off the job hey bowling no more slurp juices or
making pizza until I get a raise of baby boxer my ride yeah let's go we don't
know what this means for fortnight but it can't be good a strike smell what in
tarnation's is this we can't have a strike on our hands in all my years of
being the general of fortnight I have never seen something like this sir it
appears they've mad that you're not paying them enough Bbox enough me bucks
I pay them what I pay them we cannot have this sort of incompetence going on
in fortnight's bill hey why don't we call that guy that fixes all of our
problems the one the safes for tonight whenever we have these issues
you mean Papa Jake he's not exactly a chef we need someone to make food I can
make for tonight food hog time riding on the back of a rhinoceros and blindfolded
ain't that hard now get him on the phone time to make some toast all right
putting the toast in and I'm not gonna have a repeat Oh and now to make that
toast go for Papa Jay Jay Papa Jake it's the general no a general
how's it going Thornton that needs you to save it again
look son I need you to replace all the chefs and cooks in fortnight and make
all the fournette food we've gotten an order of a couple billion you think
you're up for the task I mean yeah yeah know about that that could work I'm kind
of a chef myself currently currently cooking right now working on a dish I
call Latos he's making that toast I told you he's
the right man for the job all right perfect son look for tonight's
counting on you so get it done all right perfect yeah I won't let you down
because all the chef's support light went on strike so we gotta make like a
billion orders food come on hey what's going on everyone hope you're having an
amazing day wherever you are whoever you are and today guys we are gonna be
making some for tonight whoo let's check Papa Jake here's up number one chef in
the entire world is my right Logan Jake you were literally the worst chef I have
ever met shuffle where I can make you've made a fire trying to make toast so this
is a hard dish to make ask any professional chef guys I don't know if
jake has what it takes to make food but that's the thing we're not making just
any food today guys we're gonna be trying to make our very own for tonight
food and eat it everything that you see for that we are gonna be recreating in
real life but not only that we have to Logan has to eat all of it
I am NOT eating your Fortnight food I can you know the for net food is the
number one thing you eating for and I use mushrooms Logan I will eat
everything on that list except for the mushrooms because I am scared of
mushrooms they are actually the scariest thing in the world okay I don't know who
likes them I don't know who eats them don't don't put them near me okay Jake
all I'll eat the mushrooms I'm extremely excited to start making our for night
food and I think we should start with something a little bit simple but
suppose we all meet and that's our slurp juice Logan you know when you land you
need to increase your shields and the only way to do that is with the
delicious blue drink and Papa Jake's got his very own recipe that you guys can
make it home just in case don't follow any of these recipes because I don't
want to be responsible if you make some terrible tasting food but it's gonna be
cut don't worry all right first things first we need one of these
in another one perfect now we've got our jars to add to the stock juice keep it
Jake where's the slurp juice I'm glad you asked Logan I have created my very
own topper Jake energizing slurp juice in three two one
ahh in three two one oh there we go Papa Jake sir
five four night slurp juice oh okay Jake this is just Gatorade autism it's not
Gatorade it's poppy Jake slurp Cheers there was no way you can tell me that's
catering all right guys the next step is to pour it into our mason jars here
these look exactly like the minis from fortnight's so take this off look at
being a chef really isn't that hard ten easy just take a cup and pour in the
water my eyes closed so we're gonna show glass
literally looks exactly like a slurve yeah that's pretty good
for item number one slurp juice it's looking good
now that you meet them should we taste test them
I guess so let's see if this restores some shields pop it like so what's the
next thing and the next for a challenge we're gonna be making our very own med
kit or nice snacks so all you need for this is some rice krispies and some red
icing now we're gonna turn these rice krispies into mini med kids
so those are med kits yeah like little mini med kit so you can eat on the go
and restore your entire health and keep it in your pocket and then all you do is
my self hoping things I can't be a chef but so far I've made slurp juice and
that kids and I gotta say both of them tasted pretty good okay dick those were
two very easy things to make let's see you make something a little more
complicated how about I make a classic derp burger meal you know we've had our
snacks we've had our energy but now it's time
but now it's time to have our first meal of the day and that is gonna be lunch
which means we're having derp burger and Moe can look here we gotta watch it stir
burger check it out we've got some genuine derenberger we got a derp burger
meal with our derp burger shake all here for lunch pretty sure this is McDonald's
it's on McDonald's Logan's derp burger you just wrapped McDonald's and derp
burger looking signs don't know what no I didn't I meet I cook this I cook this
burger on our burger grill you open up the dirt burger meal and this is where
the fun is okay Oh burger comes with the toy but
that's not important we don't need a toy all right this is about survival
it's also yogurt that's not important here it is buddy
it's the dur burger Jake that bad is a hundred percent McDonald's it even says
it on maybe maybe it might tiny bit be McDonald's but that's okay because we
are gonna turn this burger into a d'oeuvre right now it's a sad burgers
enough code is nothing showed me all right look at MasterChef Papa Jake is
ready to turn this lame burger into a derp burger I got our eyeballs here I've
got the classical's oh you mean cheese yeah yeah cheese I got the classic
olives and I even got some meat for the tongue sticking out oh you mean the
tongue look Logan is pathdata wire Jake you know Padua flower stands for liver
patty - it looks so good I do not know that Pat did to our that
liver yeah I took the charge ugh and I ate the rice
you have to eat the liver it's only fair jaqen it's a mini but I am NOT eating
the pie we just we got to cut the liver and make it look like a tongue that's
fine all right it's still gonna work don't don't worry guys this isn't failed
yet okay let's start with the easiest piece do a little olive on top of the
guy all right now we have our olive on the middle here now we need the big
eyeballs Jake you you're supposed to get green
olives you know what it doesn't matter what color the olives are Logan wait a
little massive with the eyeballs didn't exactly calculate the size of these bad
boys it's gonna be massive eyes all right now we're just gonna take these
bad boys and stick them in here now it's a bit it's bit more cheese than burger
yes this is what I was trying to say Jake isn't the best fat okay that's not
edible you can't charge the young guys try arrange to use erase it before you
eat okay that's not working hey what are you doing now Jake give me
eyeballs buddy not now that's a dura burger right there
Jake um I'm not eating you we're gonna eat this and you're gonna love it
they're uncanny the only thing is the tongue so I gotta
cut into this liver we're just gonna go like that and wallah look at that
Papa Jake's very own derp burger I need you to rate this on a scale from one to
ten ten being extremely yummy you want to eat it right now to zero being with
you would don't even worry about that because you're gonna put a tack look at
this falling out look at that dude I'm okay for now I think I'm gonna pass on
the dare burger this is your lunch Logan you got it you got to eat your lunch
give me hungry can I can make it till there look see told you
that's perfect a burger jakey you can't hide from the mushrooms
Logan I don't like mushrooms are scared to eat the mushrooms come on
the mushrooms I'm not looking at it's okay they're just mushrooms okay we're
gonna do this I don't know who eats these things but they should not be stay
in the ground now we're just gonna add some food colouring
Lola we're adding energy so it revives your energy jig now I have blue stuff
all over my hands where did you put the mushrooms oh where did I put the
mushrooms Logan hmm well I don't know why don't you find out for yourself -
this next challenge called Logan has no shield and needs to buy mushrooms go
outside and find the mushrooms okay if I follow Jake's footprints they should be
oh they're right here I'm gonna regenerate my shields all right and
that's 15 blue shield for me oh look there's apples Oh take this this is a
nice little snack okay now that Logan's had a little bit of fun outside eating
his snacks next on our list is classic fort night pizza
you guys might have seen some pizza restaurants around 4:00 night and it
just so happens that Papa Jake is a master pizza chef just like I've been a
master chef for burgers a master chef of health packs and minis we are now
officially ready to create the pizza first things first
this sauce most important part of any fort night pizza is the sauce
next we add samosa see I don't think you're supposed to add more sauce I
think that's enough sauce okay there is never too much sauce oh yeah now that is
looking like a fortnight all right and it seems like our pizza is all ready so
let's open the oven and there you go we've got our fortnight Pizza check it
out dude the one little innie gave all the cheese in the middle right so they
think about for tonight Pizza guys is it actually uses white cheese which is that
white cheese and they have little big balls of cheese and we kind of ran out
of the balls because we used it on our burger over there but this looks
delicious well this is our dinner so so far eating for a night food all day has
been interesting I mean we couldn't eat lunch because of some issues and all the
minis mouth gets weren't too bad so if this dinners good I will see this is
success and we've successfully made for night food for everyone some classic
fort night pizza see how this tastes mmm delicious it tastes pretty good
yeah all right before now Pizza have to be the best this pretty much wraps up
our entire 24 hours of fortnight food we have tried everything on the list all
prepared by yours truly MasterChef Papa Jake I think I've done a pretty good job
Logan it was not bad except for the derp burger the burger was great Logan on and
it's just not edible at the moment but you guys have to let me know down below
what do you think out of all of this was your favorite and which ones are you
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