all right everybody community season 2 episode 17 let's go
i go into the bathroom and then uh we both uh you know take them out size more dry size less
what i want to go to rehab and compare penises with famous people oh
that's what he was doing we're very glad to have you back i'm assuming yeah yeah yeah so
what should we do now i'm glad money adds a lot to each other but i guess
we should start studying anthropology yes okay yeah okay chapter four hello
they were in a complete loss of being like oh my god we almost had to actually study
vice president joe biden has been visiting community colleges he is stopping by greendale
no way eat that city college and wash it down with a nice tall glass oh suck it
that explains the people i've noticed covertly surveilling the campus this week
we've been made oh he was right supposed to be meeting with the dean
and the head of our student government which in its current form doesn't exist
to elect a student president i mean i could come on you know i've got my sister's uncle sam outfit
it's tailored for ladies but what else can i do on such short notice he loves to dress up the dean
so many ideas for improving the school improving greendale takes more than ideas and matches nice
classic wingers and sculpting our abs wow you got me pegged democracy what
are the masses hold anything everyone wants you to shut up and yet i won't no
not just leave it in troy to have something like that just we can be a part of it i like
it okay so they're gonna need a school president joe biden has friggin commented campus the dean
is gonna dress up okay what what do you need for an episode right pierce is back in the group
whoa anyone who wants to keep the mailbulge on the go ah the ice cream machine
what happened to that pile of campaign flyers i gave you i hung them all up
oh no real nice gareth okay garrett and wow you want to be president i wanted ice cream wanted ice
cream so what do we say gang did they make it to the next round buy applause wow garrett makes it
next round just because he wanted ice cream face it annie politics are all about ego popularity and
parlor tricks you got a yellow shirt and a hat who are you sweetie uh vicky who's up for some vicky
huh i'm special agent robin bowlers especially agent kingland of the united states secret service
if i may ask how did you notice the campus was being observed yes because i'm used to being the
only observer we're not used to being noticed that sounds a little sad he's clean although i
could issue a warning for this bootleg of the last airbender keep it you can keep it well
oh my god and if elected i promise to make greendale the signature community college look
i believe that humankind need not be governed oh my god bretta no people
don't want to hear it well it's good to know there's a floor on this thing
good to know there's a floor on his meter just need someone to protect their interests
jeff winger i knew it i knew winger was gonna do it like my name is jeff i think
that beer should be cold and boots should be dusty he's so smooth i think 911 was bad
well he's such a good people person he got so much charisma oh my god he's triggering annie he's
taking away annie's dream oh and he gives her the finger guns oh my god you're pissed off annie now
for greendale campus tv i'm abed nadir and i'm troy buttsoup barnes what that's my name
garrett that guy's just a mess it's like god spilled a person and oh come on yellow shirt hat
girl you know girl what's up with politics yeah yeah you're precisely right troy
no clue what he's doing special agent fuller's united states secret service
do you just constantly have your own little side adventures yep
me too oh no you don't you're not even interested in student government
i know and yet the people love me oh he's trying to bring a huge joke vicky
oh i'm going to crush you your microphones are currently on they better be because i'm on
fire up here you freak people out you know that you look weird whoa because of your overbought
oh no pierce come on kick him out kick him out if i'm elected the black mold will be
removed from the east stairwell as the ass crack bandit will be brought to justice okay
i will balance the school's budget by eliminating administrative redundancy
i'm in the room thank you i'm in the room well these people don't want me to say what i'll do
they want me to do what i'll say oh okay of course the dean loves them magnitude
that's all they gotta say same question same answer is there a specific reason you
had to repeat the first grade i always found the distinction between dr goose to be very arbitrary
couldn't you just pick the sixth kid every time that's what i would have done i went with four
jeez get a room you two hawthorne your platform my platform will be one high enough to push vicki off
to her death no my god pierce why are you it looks like vicki's out of the race oh well then i am too
i was only here to get back at her for not lending me a pencil oh my god that's it pierce that's why
you're so triggered merciful crap to clean up greendale are you saying greendale is dirty oh
i think it's the cleanest school in the entire country
no matter what you're told we have to clean the mall okay formula yeah nice rally here
this is interesting annie edison has reduced her platform to one issue keep in mind the margin of
error on this thing is about 98 percent could be higher we don't even know how to do margins of
error we talked to two people at a venue we're two people at a vending machine what are they doing
what do you think he's a freaking terrorist or something what are you doing random spot check
mr nadir stay out of our way what are you gonna fix all this or not what are you looking for
robin fertilizer car battery pvc piping because you wish i was suspicious so that you'd have an
excuse to see more of me this was a random spot jack do you like me that's not really
relevant that's close enough are you sure oh what is happening with auburn i'm sorry you
weren't a more obvious potential threat to the country come on make a move ah bed make a move
the gloves are coming out i have an audio visual presentation wow i'm shaking you should
be audiovisual powerpoint presentation or what what's going on here i have a question for my
opponents what's your favorite color red white and blue oh my god magnitude look at this ridiculous
come on this is so ridiculous is a copy of jeff winger's 1997 audition tape for mtv's the real
world oh what what is going to be awesome look at him hey i'm jeff winger oh my god
i guess it would be nice
whatever works
jeffrey is out oh but annie feels bad now and he had to embarrass him from the whole school he's
gonna be pissed i went too far i'm sorry i didn't know it would be that bad got what i deserved
that's true i am a gross jaded adult with control issues you're missing it troy i'm out me too
i withdrew my candidacy it's the political showdown of the century
you were right the whole time i just couldn't admit it until i saw you running away crying
we often hurt ourselves pierce you're not usually so poignant vicky finally let me your pencil oh
my god oh my god gonna get freaking lead poisoning youthful charismatic magnitude
and leonard the human race in rodriguez oh my god who you voting for everybody
comment down below who who you would vote for with 11 votes cast 11 come on people is south park
all right you know what this is exactly what happened ten years ago hey how hard is it to
get rid of black mold well look it up well look at him bonding the comedy central cartoon series
south park has been elected president of the greendale student body phoebe i'm
abin nadir saying did you know you can make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food
what whoa because he wants to see her again that's why he said it so she can go back
i'm sorry sir we're gonna have to move on to city college apparently there's an elevated
threat level at greendale don't worry i'll check it out so now bobby's not gonna show up but she's
gonna personally check that i had a dream that i was a regular president as a regular president
i'm not gonna get into no biden politics here don't expect me to comment on that all right oh
look at her she's he's watching kick puncher again she could go in and join them this was
fun maybe you can observe me having dinner next time you're in town twice for yes once for now
cool cool come on that would have been awesome i hope we see more
of her in the future like that'll be such a cool dynamic for him to like
have this on and off again relationship with somebody in the secret service
oh my god it'd be hilarious all right another great episode we mean we got our heartfelt
ending there with uh jeff and annie and then what else we got we got a lot of hilarious laughs with
different things we got pop pop you know we got all kinds of stuff going on pierce being a jerk
again everything about it good episode comment down below them know you thought it'd be guy
enjoyment be sure to like button see you next one everybody peace and love everybody take care bye