[Music]
[Music}
[Luigi Snoring] MATM: valentine's morning <3
Mario: LUIGI!
Luigi: Wahh!
[Luigi Cry]
[Italian Gibbs.]
[Luigi Cry Again]
Luigi: Mama Mia
[Gibberish]
Peach: Uh, excuse me, but--
Mama-Mia. [Mario throwing Peach across the room] Come on!
[Dat music tho]
[Surprise surprise, Luigi cries]
Mario: EUnnGGH
Mario: NOO
Mario: Mama Mia
Mario: Okey-Dokey!
Mario: Here We Go!
[Epic Door Shut]
[ Luigi Laughing Seductivley]
[Epic Gay Music] MATM: NO GOD PLZ NO
Mario: Mama Mia
Mario: Ahhhh!
Mario: Atou De Potato
[Mario Jibberish]
Luigi:WAh, [Jibberish]
[Text Noise]
[Luigi Scream]
Luigu: HALPHALPHALP
[MUSIC!]
Luigi: Wow
[Jibberish]
[More of dat hot Jibberish]
Luigi: Oh Yeah!
Mario: SHE WANTS THE D*CK!
[Luigi Crying While Sexy Music is Playing]
Mario: ENNHGH, MAMAF*CKER MATM: cuz he can
[Music, followed by some luigi jibberish]
-cue record scratch-
Well, f**k
-Luigi faints-
-Wild Luigi used Coward!-
-WAAAAAYYY TOO EFFECTIVE, DEFINETLY TIME FOR PHASE 2-
MATM: wow he's so scared he forgot proper grammar
At the daisy--I MEAN PARK
Daisy: Alright!
-remembers the big gay dance-
MOAR GIBBREISH
-Wild Goomba noises-
RAAAAAAAAWWWRRR
U R DED, Goomba
-cries-
Daisy: Alright! Yes!
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Koopa Da Quick: Hey! What time is it?
MATM: -_-
-Luigi aint havin dat s**t-
Koopa: Sorry man, I'm just curious...
-Luigi still aint havin dat s**t-
-random shy guy selling cookies-
Do you want a cookie?
Hmmm
JUST KIDDING BIATCH
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH TTTOOOOOAAAAASSSSTTTT
Oh HEELLL No
MATM: even I would question that
TOAST
#TRIGGERED
Luigi: #ALSOTRIGGERED
weegee, weegee, oh yeah
Me-ean whi-i-i le
Mario: Alright! Let's do this!
Peach: NOOOOOOO
-gets angry-
Mario: FINE
-Mario gibberish-
-still angry-
MAMA F**KER x3
Mama-Mia
Hmm, you have a nice place here
WAT
-Mario can't handle this sh!t
-still scared-
-chokes on an egg-
MATM: that went anticlimactic >_>
-Yoshi earbleed-
DAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU, MARIO
Luigi: oh no MATM: technically you did
MATM: the list goes on and on...
MATM: wait WHAAA
Daisy: Mike?
?
Mike: what's up?
-both exchange love related sh!t-
Luigi: Mama-Mia -_-
Daisy: Oh, where are my manners?
Daisy: This is Mike, my boyfriend.
Daisy: Mike, this is Luigi.
MATM: even me, and I barely visit your universe!
Mario: Mama-Mia
-everyone in line to see Luigi's big gay dance-
-luigi cries-
Mario x3
Luigi: Mamaf**ker...
Mario: Daisy don't-a love-a Luigi
Mario: He has a small pinky. He hee...
#TRIGGERED
DIS SH!T JUST GOT REAL
MATM: daisy's castle looks a lot like peach's from Mario Galaxy
0_o MATM: ARE THEY---I'd rather not mention it
-we are more mature than showing that ACTUAL thing-
Go weegee!
NO GOD PLZ NO, NOT THAT DANCE
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... ;_;
-Mike gets pissed-
PLLEEEEAASEEE SSTOOOOOPPP PPLLEEEAASSSSEEEE
MATM: OKAY, NOW YOUR JUST EMBARRASSING YOURSELF HERE!!
-radio gets crushed-
Mike: USOAB!
Daisy: Not bad at all!
MATM: here it comes...
-goes psycho over the kiss-
-happy ending sequence-
shut up Mike
We already have
Show's over, Mike! GO HOME!
DIS IS BULLS**T
-The End-