>>> THIS IS TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES.
UP NEXT, IT'S FIDDLER ON THE ROOF MEETS THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
>> ROLFE, YOU WAITED. >> OH, LIESL, I WAS BEGINNING TO
THINK YOU WOULDN'T COME. >> SORRY I'M LATE.
THE CAPTAIN MADE ME SING IN A NIGHT GOWN IN FRONT OF ALL HIS
FRIENDS. >> THE CAPTAIN IS YOUR DAD,
RIGHT? >> YES, AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT
HIM. PAPA SAYS I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE IN
LOVE, BUT I THINK I LOVE YOU. ♪♪♪
♪ I AM 16 GOING ON 17 I KNOW THAT I'M NAIVE
FELLOWS I MEET MAY TELL ME I'M SWEET AND WILLINGLY ♪
♪ I BELIEVE >> THAT'S TRUE.
♪ YOU ARE 17 GOING ON 18 ♪ ACTUALLY, I'M 33
>> WAIT, WHAT? ♪ I KNOW I LOOK YOUNG
AND SAID THAT I'M YOUNG BUT I LIED I'M 33 ♪
>> YOU'RE 33, BUT YOU RIDE A BICYCLE?
>> OH, THAT'S BECAUSE I'M VERY POOR, DARLING.
>> AND YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER.
>> WOW, AND SHE'S GOT A LIST. >> LOOK, YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS
YOU FEEL, LIESL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT STATUTORY
MEANS? >> NO.
>> IT MEANS I LOOKED IT UP AND WE'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE
CUSP. >> AWWW, I DON'T KNOW ROLFE IT
IS A PRETTY BIG AGE DIFFERENCE AND I DON'T WANT TO SAY THIS,
BUT THERE'S RUMORS YOU'RE MAYBE A NAZI MAYBE.
>> FOCUS ON THE AGE STUFF. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
TRUST YOU. ♪ DON'T BE DRAMATIC
IT'S NOT A GREAT LOOK TRUST ME I KNOW
WHAT GUYS LIKE ♪ ♪ BUT I AM 16
AND I AM 38 I'VE HAD SOME BIRTHDAYS
SINCE WE STARTED TALKING ♪ >> WHAT?
38? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE 33?
>> OH, LET ME EXPLAIN. ♪ I AM 33 NEXT MONTH
I'LL BE 39 BABY I'M 41 ♪
>> ROLFE. >> LIESL, I KNOW YOU'RE FREAKED
OUT, BUT LISTEN WE'RE IN AUSTRIA 1930.
IN A FEW MONTHS THIS WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES.
>> YOU KEEP SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> CAN I HELP IT IF I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU?
YOU'RE SO SOPHISTICATED AND MATURE.
>> REALLY? YOU THINK I SEEM OLDER.
>> YES, WHAT WITH THE COMPLAINING AND THOSE HEFTY
NATURALS. HONESTLY, WHEN I FIRST CAME OVER
TO THE HOUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MOM.
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE A GERIATRIC TELEGRAM BOY
AND I'M RICH AND GOOD WITH PUPPETS.
YOU DO THE MATH. >> I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT, BUT I
TALKED TO MY MOTHER AND I'M MOVING OUT.
>> REALLY? YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE?
>> NOPE, I RENTED IT WITH ROOMMATES.
♪♪♪ ♪ RICK, THEN HANS AND
KEVIN AND GERBIL AND FOUR OTHER GUYS NAMED HANS ♪
>> THAT'S A LOT OF NAZIS. I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT DATING AN OLDER GUY. >> OH LIESL, AGE IS JUST A
NUMBER THAT THE GOVERNMENT KEEPS TRACK OF.
FOR EXAMPLE -- ♪ I'M 46
THAT'S OLDER THAN MY FATHER
DAMN, HOW SEXY IS THAT ♪ ♪ I DO LIKE ATTENTION
AND NOT TO MENTION MY BRAIN'S NOT TOTALLY FORMED ♪
>> OH, LIESL, I LIKE THAT SO MUCH.
>> OH, THE POLICE. >> STOP THIS AT ONCE.
>> PAPA. >> OH, HELLO, GAYLORD.
>> SHUT UP. >> BUT THAT'S YOUR NAME, RIGHT?
GAYLORD VON TRAPP? >> YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING. HEY, HOW OLD ARE YOU, BY THE
WAY? ♪ I'M OLD ENOUGH BUT
IT'S STILL KIND OF DICEY YODALE, YODALE, YODALE
MMM-HMM ♪