-I'm hanging out with Pete Davidson,
ladies and gentlemen.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you.
-We're about to play a game we call "Wheel of Opinions."
Here we go.
-♪ Wheel of Opinions ♪
-Okay, I will hit this button,
which activates the Opinion Topic Generator.
It'll land on a random topic.
Whatever it is, you have to give your opinion on it.
Ready for this? -Okay.
-Here we go.
First topic is...
[ Game show music plays ]
Okay.
Would you rather be caught saying, "I went glamping"
or, "I'm hangry"?
-What's glamping? [ Laughter ]
-Glamping is -- is -- is --
People say glamping.
It's like glamorous camping, maybe?
People go like, "I went glamping."
Yeah, people know it.
-People say that? -Oh, for God's sakes.
Everybody knows glamping!
Everybody knows what glamping is!
-That is Jon Stewart right there!
-Glamping is very popular.
-I'll move over. -That's Jon Stewart right there!
Jon! -Hey, Jon.
-Welcome, Jon, to our -- -Hold on.
Let me put my glasses on
so I look like my opinions are smarter.
-Jon. Thank you, Jon.
You were just streaming the show from home?
-I'm at work.
-Yes, I'm sorry. -I'm still at work.
You know, Peter, somebody has to make a living in this household.
[ Laughter ]
And it's me! -Jon...
He comes home, he eats the peanut butter,
he drinks the milk -- he doesn't pay!
[ Laughter ]
-Jon, do you have an opinion on glamping or hangry?
-Either one of those should -- and again,
I'm not a man that's speaking for vigilante justice,
but if you were to use any, I believe it's not improper
to tie you to the back of a vehicle, maybe a Citi Bike --
-A Citi Bike! [ Laughs ] -...and drag you through
perhaps Sixth Avenue. -Yeah.
-Some people call it the Avenue of Americas.
-Of course they do. It's very popular.
-And to have townspeople curse your name
and spit upon you.
-Alright, that's a good opinion.
Jon, while you're here, can we just maybe get your opinion
on a couple other topics?
Let's try one.
-Jimmy, I was hoping you'd ask.
Here's one opinion you may not know.
I love Pete Davidson.
-Ohh! [ Cheers and applause ]
-I love Jon. -That's a fact.
-He is such a good guy.
-Oh, I love that.
Alright, how about any opinion on --
let's see if Pete Davidson comes up
on the Opinion Topic Generator.
What?
Swimming with dolphins. -How nice!
-Yeah, I have an opinion on that.
Your generator is full of [bleep]!
[ Laughter ]
-What?!
What about my generator?
-Your -- Your -- Your topic generator!
-Yeah, why?
Swimming with dolphins -- do you have an opinion on it?
Not the generator.
-Oh, I don't have an opinion with swimming with them,
but I am pro-blowhole.
That's all I'll say. [ Laughter ]
-[ Laughing ] What's wrong -- What is wrong with you, man?
[ Laughter ]
Uh, Pete, any...?
-I think it's a lovely thing to do with your family on vacation.
-Okay, yeah. Okay.
You think it's -- That's perfect.
Also pro-blowhole. -Sure.
This is coming from a guy who's hangry.
-Yeah, okay.
Our final topic. Here we go.
The Opinion Topic Generator, Jon.
-Alright, what do you got?
-Oh. [ Audience "ohh"s ]
-Mets versus Yankees.
I have a feeling where you're gonna land, Jon.
Pete, do you have an opinion, Mets versus Yankees?
-I also root for the Mets because their fans are sad.
[ Laughter ]
-But as a -- when you're a New Yorker, you get the choice,
and why -- you pick the Yankees 'cause they win.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-You know, first of all...
-But I always root for -- -You don't get a choice.
-I always root for the Mets.
It's like, it would be nice for the Mets or Jets
to win something. -Yeah.
Jon? Jonathan?
-As a Mets fan since the 1960s...
-Wow. -I accept Peter's charity.
[ Laughter ]
And as fans, we win nothing, but it is not a choice.
My father was born in Brooklyn,
and we were not allowed to like the Yankees.
It was -- He would rather you smoke cigarettes
in the street
while drinking whiskey naked -- -Yeah, as a child.
-...as a 7-year-old -- by the way,
not a good father -- [ Laughter ]
-He would rather that. -...than like the Yankees.
-That's correct. You are a diehard all the way.
Mets all the way, Jon Stewart.
-I believe that -- -[ Bell dings ]
-...the key phrase there is "die."
We suck.
-Pete Davidson, Jon Stewart, everybody!
-Thanks, Jon.
-You can see Pete, Jon, and other great comedians
this Sunday at "NYC Still Rising After 20 Years:
A Comedy Celebration."