(both laugh) (buzzer rings)
- You are not getting canceled today!
- Yes!
- I'm mad, you disappointed me.
- (React) We're going to Try Not To Laugh
while watching some of TikTok's best stereotypes and impressions.
- Mm.
- We're gonna get canceled. - I was just about...
- If we laugh at certain ones! (laughs)
- Ah, straight white guy. I'm like perfect!
- Think you can go without laughing?
- Absolutely not! I'm gonna try!
- Here's the thing.
I lose at these every time. - Okay.
- So my personal goal is to make you laugh too.
- Oh, okay, perfect.
- (woman) Did you call the Uber? Alright, let's go!
(Jack laughs) (buzzer rings)
- That did get me.
(buzzer rings)
- I forget lotion every time.
- Oh! - Oh, flight information,
you don't have flight information?
- (laughs) She's so stressful!
- That's my life. (laughs)
- Every announcement. Listen up, listen up!
- Stop! - Oh!
- (screams) I have to!
- I didn't realize this was gonna be this long.
- Oh! - The picture!
- This is every flight with my wife.
- Oh my God, sanitize everything!
(Jair laughs) (buzzer rings)
- I tried so hard, it's so long!
- That is my airport experience every time.
- Damn. - Every single time.
- Okay, that was a great TikTok.
- Oh, trust me, she is hilarious.
- Everything else is not my mom, but like my mom does do that, like...
- She is a queen. That is a comedy queen right there.
- So good!
- There was a lot of filler jokes, and then she'd hit you
with one of those bangers, where you're like
I know exactly who that [censored] is on the [censored] plane.
- Did you pack your bag? You still haven't packed your bag?
We're leaving right now, are you kidding me?
- That was 10 out of 10. - Yep, that's my life.
- That's a replay of like... - Are you serious?
- Of me going to the airport with my mom every time.
- Why are moms like this? That's my question.
- (man) What was that?
- They all have the same personality.
(Jack gasps) - (man) Right, no, you should be good.
- Oh my! (buzzer rings)
- (man) Just go ahead and sign her out.
- Love him!
- Always with the attitude.
- Oh my God! - Nope, not it.
- It's so good! (Haley screams)
- Multitasking queen.
- That is on point. - (laughs) Uh huh.
- Aw, damn, we lost! (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Not 9:00! (screams) (buzzer rings)
- (man) What did we say about bringing Starbucks on campus?
(buzzer rings) (Brian laughs)
- (both) Oh my God!
- It makes you realize how alike we all are.
We all have like the same experience.
- And it's like we all lived the same childhood.
- Yeah!
- The Starbucks? That's so spot on.
- Yep, 30 minutes late with the Starbucks, classic!
- (laughs) Once you got to them not only walking in late,
but walking in late, Starbucks in hand.
- When I saw this in my feed, I went to his page,
and immediately just started like going down the rabbit hole.
- And they're not paid enough. They should be paid more.
- Facts.
- (React) Facts, tell 'em!
- You are not getting canceled today!
- Yes, did I use facts right?
- The smart bad kids, you made best friends with that woman.
I actually don't have a sixth period,
so I'm gonna go down the street and get a burrito,
do you want anything? And she's like...
- (dad) Hey y'all, y'all get up.
- Already, I know.
- (dad) They're serving the breakfast downstairs.
- Stop! (buzzer rings)
- They just opened up, come on!
- Every dad in the world.
- Fully dressed, socks and shoes.
- What dad, for me. (laughs)
- I also don't have a dad. - Oh, okay.
- I can't relate.
- They're like we've been down here for three hours,
I said why'd you get up at five, why?
- I am so... (buzzer rings)
- That's your problem.
- He channeled that energy... - (both) So well!
- Must've been nice having a dad.
- I know, right? I can't relate.
- First of all, why do they only do it for like 45 minutes?
- Exactly! - Every single time.
Like, breakfast is served between 5:00 a.m. and 5:12 a.m.
- Bring up a couple of bananas to the room.
- I wasn't that healthy.
- We can't relate. (Jayse laughs)
- (woman) So tell me something, Phillip.
- (Phil) It's just Phil. - Oh my God.
(Brian laughs) (buzzer rings)
- (woman) Danced like nobody's watching...
- This is like 10 Things I Hate About You.
- It's the hat. - Literally, yeah.
- That's what took the cake for me.
(Brian gasps)
- Don't look at me. (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- This is definitely like, the vibe that was back in the day.
- All the movies of my youth.
- Life. (laughs) - Stop! (laughs)
- Perks Of Being A Wallflower.
- Oh, for sure!
- Why was it giving me that energy, like...
- For sure. - Just risk it all.
- She's just missing the big fur coat.
- Yeah! (laughs)
Oh yeah! - And then she's good.
- Let's just jump off a bridge, you and I.
- I mean, let's just say [censored] this,
let's just go away to New York, and just quit our jobs right now,
and then she like completely ghosts him,
and then he cries about it for the rest of his life.
Been there, been there! (Jair laughs)
- She's weird, but like, she knows a lot about living.
- Yeah, she's like I have experienced so much.
- Yes, they probably met each other in detention,
and the nerdy kid shouldn't have been in detention,
but he accidentally got it because he got blamed for something else.
- (roommate) Cool if I come pee while you shower?
- Never have another roommate.
- ♪ I made coffee ♪
(buzzer rings) (Jack laughs)
I noticed you're on Lexapro.
(buzzer rings) (Jayse laughs)
- You did not just say that! - I can't! (laughs)
- Oh hell no, oh hell no. - Stop!
- (roommate) Are officially out of deodorant.
(both laugh) (buzzer rings)
- Me.
- Have you had roommates like that? 'Cause I have.
- You have? - Oh, absolutely.
I lived in like a two bedroom apartment, with like five dudes
when I first moved to California.
It was not good.
- See, but also, I feel like I've been this before.
- I would try to keep it together, but that we are out of deodorant one,
I was like mm-mm.
- Mine was just the way he delivered everything.
I was like, that is pristine acting.
- Me this morning to my friend, sorry Vicky.
- How hard would it be to double up that recipe?
I'm like. (snorts)
- I'm so sorry.
- See, it wouldn't bother me if we're friends.
- Yeah. - But if we're just roommates,
you're like stay in your room, like no.
- (man) I already told you, I am not mad.
I don't know what's your problem?
(Brian laughs) (buzzer rings)
- I thought it was a girl. (laughs)
(buzzer rings) - I can't, I can't!
- Why is this me, though?
(Jayse laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Is it bad that I was looking at his butt hard?
- Oh wait, I'm not nice though. - Oh, hell no.
- It's the subtle shade for me.
- The sigh, the sigh! (laughs)
- (laughs) I need to like, this is me as [censored].
- I do love the fact that you can hear that she's recording it.
- (laughs) It's the girl.
- So he's doing an impression of her in front of her, to her.
- I'm dead, I love that! (Jayse laughs)
I'm here for this!
- No, wait, I'm not like this! - No!
I'll say I'm mad, you disappointed me.
- These people are phenomenal.
I'm like Oscars to everybody!
- Like, that just hits home so easily.
Maybe she doesn't say I'm not mad,
but it's like, oh, your dish is here right on the counter,
when the sink is just there.
- I don't think I could do that kind of passive aggressive though.
- No. - That would irritate me.
- I'm too straight up, like, if I'm comfortable with someone,
I'm so straight up. - That's good though!
- I'll be like girl, you pissed me off today.
You need to do your dishes, Nina.
- Even he knows that he messed up,
but he's like I want you to know what you look like
when you do this.
- (woman) Hey! - (woman) Hey, 'sup?
(Jair laughs) - Oh my God!
- This is just me on a daily basis.
- (woman) I'm an idiot. - (woman) You're an idiot.
(buzzer rings) (Jayse laughs)
Ugh, can you just get out?
(Brian laughs) (buzzer rings)
- I'm the younger sibling.
- Really? - Yeah.
- I'm the oldest. - Oh, well then, there you go.
- It's like annoying, but if it ever goes away,
you're like no!
(Jack laughs) (buzzer rings)
- For no reason, just [censored].
(fart squelches)
(Haley laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Oh my gosh! - That got me. (laughs)
- Every person that's annoying, you secretly love.
- Yeah!
- We just really love you guys! We don't have friends!
(both laugh)
- 'Cause you get a little bit of satisfaction out of it.
A little serotonin hit every time they go ugh, I hate you.
And I'm like mmm.
- If we're not making fun of you or annoying you.
- They don't like you. - We probably don't like you.
Yeah, exactly! - (laughs) Facts.
- (React) Haley, I love how much you laughed when she farted.
- Oh my God! - Yeah, yeah!
- That is so funny to me. - [Censored] gold, bruh, gold.
- That's my sense of humor right there.
I was like... - So good.
- Hell yeah. - (laughs) Exactly.
- Crank that up!
- (man) Excuse me sir, could you help me with my tripod?
It's just hard with all the rings.
- (man) Oh, are you a filmmaker? That's really cool.
- (man) Short films.
- (man) Cool Bass Pro hat, son, are you going fishing?
- No! - (man) No, it's the aesthetic.
Join in on whatever march is happening that week.
- Oh my God!
(Brian laughs) (buzzer rings)
- (man) I'm gonna look under his shell so I don't misgender him, them.
(Izzy laughs) See, it was a girl.
(buzzer rings) - (man) Parents are so closed minded.
- It was the Bass Pro Shop hat for me. - Yeah!
It's the aesthetic, you know about it. - Bro, my ex wore one every day.
- When he said short films, and then he was just making a TikTok.
(Jack laughs) It was a TikTok dance,
I was like I'm dead.
- I would've definitely guessed that she was Gen Z, for sure.
- (gasps) Thank you!
- (Jayse) That you're like 24?
- Thank you! - Simp!
- I understand everything he's saying, I was just like,
some of it's just like stupid to me.
Like bruh.
- All these people wearing these fishing hats,
and still can't catch a date. - Oh!
- (woman) Can I have some of your water?
Thanks.
(Brian laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Oh...
(laughs) (buzzer rings)
- I have an 18 month old daughter, so this is very...
- (Izzy) It's coming. - Very relatable.
- Nah bro, you can keep it!
- Breaks her neck. (both laugh)
- I do this as an adult. - With the [censored], me too!
(both laugh) (buzzer rings)
- After work, I had to go to the shoot,
and this little girl just goes Miss Izzy your eyes look pretty!
And just spat in my eye, and I was like...
- One of my absolute biggest phobias
is when there's fishies in the water.
Like, if you're drinking, not like actual fish,
but like, you know, the little, any particle.
- Number one thing that makes me not want kids
is just the open mouth coughs, my guy.
- That always, just every kid is... (coughs)
Sorry, I'll cough this way, here.
- I'll be like Nina, look, and I'll go.
- (laughs) Why? Why?
- Yeah!
(man screams)
(Jack laughs) (buzzer rings)
(Brian laughs) (buzzer rings)
- I hate scary movies. - But why?
- I do not watch scary movies.
(Jair laughs) - Me in a horror movie.
- I'm done, I'm done! - Me in a horror movie!
- Oh no! (laughs)
- Stop! (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- (both) Oh my God!
- Stop!
- Please, he's gonna throw it back again!
- Ah, Stranger Things! (screams)
- It's just like the ridiculous, like I can never get up.
- (Izzy) I know! - It's too slippery.
- Like, just don't look back.
- It was the throwing it back!
(Haley laughs)
- When he was on all fours, we both...
- Yeah, it just sent us. - Both were gone.
- This is absolutely me popping my [censored]
for Scream, right here. Michael Myers, come get it!
- Maybe we need to twerk when we're running away.
- Yes. - From a killer. (laughs)
- I mean, I'll learn how to twerk. Is that what we're doing right now?
Let's do it!
- Well, we did the exact opposite of this [censored] challenge.
- I know, but we had a great time!
- I got a cramp! - So...
- What makes these funny is the truth in the joke.
- We're just all the same, really. We're really all the same.
(laughs)
- I literally will like get a message, and it's a TikTok,
and all it just says is you, and I'm like what'd I do this time?
- I think the internet makes me, I'm like damn, I am a [censored].
(both laugh)
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- Does your dad do that on vacation?
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- (both) Bye!
- Peace!
- Bye! - Bye!