Angela, you should have seen me at the paper
airplane throwing contest.
My throw was perfect. My release, just right.
Wow, so you won, then? Woo-hoo!
Well, I got eighth place. Still top ten though.
Oh - okay!
There was a horrible headwind… But I will not
bore you with the details.
Is that what I think it is? Ooh! Move over!
Ow, you almost squashed me!
Quick, give me the remote!
My powers. They’re gone.
He’s back!
That’s right, ladies. I’m back.
Who’s back?
Who? Tanner von Quads!
Oh, that’s greeeat!
Nobody talks!
Do a triple spin double bicep flex!
That triple spin double bicep flex was for you.
Thank you.
Mac Thunder and his crew have gone way too far this time!
This dance park belongs to us.
Dance battle! Dance battle! Dance battle!
Let’s dance battle for this park.
Woo-hoo !
Tanner Von Quads is back. “Get Down Two: The Uprising”.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
So soon, so near you.
Finally! Finally! Finally!
I have been waiting for “Get Down Two: The Uprising”
for like two years!
You can tell that the plot is the exact same as the
first “Get Down” movie, right?
Uhm. Not true. In the first one they were trying to save a Dance Park.
But in this one, they have to let the Dance Park save them.
Totally different!
Some guy named Ruby is calling you. Who’s Ruby?
Ruby’s my friend! And she’s not a guy. I have friends who
are girls, you know. -- Hello?
- Hey, it’s me, Ruby. - I know.
- Did you see it? - The trailer?
Yeah, the trailer.
I mean it was a-mazing.
Un-believable.
Isn’t Tanner Von Quads totally perfect?
Oh, like unbelievably perfectly perfect, perfect, perfect!
Let’s stalk him.
I’m already on it.
I’m in love.
It appears you have an expression of sadness on your face.
How am I supposed to compete with Tanner Von Quads?
Oh, that? Tom, relax. He’s not even real. It’s just a movie.
Just a movie? Angel - I mean, girls love him! No one calls their
friends when I walk into a room.
Why don’t you try to be the perfect guy, just like Tanner?
Thanks, Ginger. I wish there was a way to do that, but there isn’t.
Haven’t you ever heard of Ideal Guy Headquarters?
Ideal Guy Headquarters?
It’s an exclusive website with all the stuff you need to know
to become a perfect guy.
Uh. Did you hear that? Maybe there’s someone you want to impress.
All the answers to your problems are right here in my hand.
This website could make me the perfect guy?
Tom, the only things that are perfect are numbers,
and you don’t look like a 6, a 28, a 496, or any other
perfect number to me.
Ben, I don’t know what girls are looking for but I’m pretty sure
it’s not whatever math thing you just said.
Oh. “The right sunglasses for any time of day.”
There are different kinds of glasses for different times of days?
I didn’t know this.
“Ten new push-ups you’ve never seen before.”
You know, sometimes I feel like they don’t want us to know about
all the push-ups.
“How to do everything better and faster.”
Okay, this is awesome!
Pretty soon Angela is gonna love you even more than
she loves that Tanner guy!
What? Angela? That is not why I’m going to read this!
Tom, we know that’s why you...
Uh-uh, uh-uh, That’s not why!
Hey, Man! - Oh, that’s me - Welcome to Ideal Guy Headquarters.
Click here to order your Perfect Guy Starter Kit.
Begin your new life as an irresistible dude!
Oh, you’re gonna be way cooler than that Tanner guy!
I will be cooler than Tanner. And my starter kit will be here tomorrow.
Huh ! I mean, it’s here!
It’s... beautiful. I mean - whatever.
A little spray.
What do you think? Is it working?
Tom, you put on a scarf, a bracelet and cologne.
How could that possibly change how people react to you?
How about now? - huh?
Wow !
What is that smell? It’s so handsome.
Hey, cool glasses!
I know.
Well, Angela, you may be interested to know that it just so happens that -
No way! Ruby just got us tickets to the premiere of
“Get Down Two: The Uprising!”
Oh-lala, premiere is French for “you get to see the movie
before anyone else” I know because I used to live in French.
You should sit in the front row so the movie hits your eyes first!
Yes! Tanner Von Quads will be right in front of us on the big screen!
Well right, yeah, but it’s not like he’ll actually be there. Whereas
right now, in front of you, there is a guy who -
What?! Tanner will be there?! And he’s signing autographs?!
Oh come o... I mean totally cool, totally cool.
The starter kit was a good start but it’s not enough. I have to get
another kit or do something.
Or else you think you’ll lose Angela forever...
No! That is not what I said! This is not why I’m doing this!
Hank, log on to Ideal Guy Headquarters.
It’s time to get perfect-er.
The perfect guy works out every day.
And drinks giant protein shakes when he’s done.
He should never ever be without his signature shades.
A perfect guy is like a shape shifter. When necessary,
he can assume the perfect body.
Totally.
And of course, every perfect guy has an arsenal
of dance moves ready for use at any moment.
So hot.
You guys want anything else, or what?
I mean, is there anything else I can get you?
I mean anything else at all?
Everything’s perfect... Rhonda.
Gee, thanks... I mean, I don’t usually say things like this but -
uhm - you smell real good...
I smell... ideal.
You know what? Dessert’s on me today.
Did you see that? Free dessert! I mean if this works on Rhonda,
this will work on anyone.
Definitely!
I’ll be at that premiere tomorrow and I’ll show Tanner Von Quads
that he is no longer the most perfect guy around!
I am!
I see him!
Me too! Me too! He’s glowing with handsomeness!
I think we just made eye contact!
No way! Are you guys like in love now?
Yeah. I think so!
Is that... Tom?
Do you know that guy?
TVQ. What’s up man. You might not know me, but I know you.
Oh, hey man. Nice shades.
TVQ. Stay beautiful. I’ll do the same.
Hey man. You’ve been the most perfect guy around for a long time,
but I have news for you. There’s a new lady’s man in town.
And you are looking at him. Because he’s talking to you.
I’m talking to you. I’m talking about me. But I’m talking to you.
Listen, I’m just doing my thing, man.
Oh yeah? Well, now I’m doing my thing.
Hank, the music, where’s the music, Hank?
Sorry, sorry, so sorry.
Oh no.
System failure. Handsomeness fading. Shutting down.
Trippple spinnn double bicep fleeeexxxx... Boop!
Nooooooo!
TVQ 5000. Tanner Von Quads was a… robot?
Wow. Plot twist.
I’m confused and heartbroken!
I’m just confused.
He’s broken. Broken forever!
Pff... Robos...
Hey! That’s the guy that broke Tanner Von Quads! Get him!
What? I didn’t know.
When being chased by an angry mob the perfect guy
always uses a helmet.
Thanks!
You sure were fast, but those girls were faster. Then they
caught you and started punching you and kicking you.
Anyway, you were there.
Ha, sounds like you were perfect out there.
Oh, I’m sorry I ruined your night and broke someone
that you loved very much.
Tom, I didn’t really love Tanner Von Quads. I loved the characters
he played in his movies. The handsome, chiseled, manly...
Well, at least now we know that no real person
could actually be as perfect as Tanner Von Quads.
I wish I knew that before I bought all these sunglasses.
Why don’t you donate them to this charity for
economically challenged cool guys?
Charity is good. And Tom, I do think you’re perfect.
The most perfect friend in the world!
Side-hug? Come here, buddy.