i'm taking it in my butt
i'm clipping that and i'm using that
only that i know you are
i know you are i am taking it in my box
hey guys welcome to stir crazy my guest
today is a
vision i i'm sorry oh he plays vision
i'm i'm bad with that paul
he's also starring in the new film uncle
frank it's coming soon on amazon prime
it's the one and only
paul bettany hey guys how are you josh
i'm doing good it's good to see you my
friend nice to see you
uh in uncle frank uh written and
directed by the great allen ball of six
feet under fame
uh you kind of play the cool uncle
you're the cool
you're the cool uncle are you the cool
uncle in real life are you the cool dad
in real life
um i mean that's much more a question
for my
children did you become any cooler in
your kids eyes when you became a marvel
superhero or was it just like it's
the dye is cast he is who he is he's our
dad he's not cool
i think it's a mixture like for my
daughter she's at an age where people go
where the kids at their school when they
figure out they go your dad's the vision
and she's she's kind of like it's sort
of cool but it's also sort of weird and
and feels odd and unnatural and and
so i think she's very much of two two
minds
right do they think you or chris evans
is cool what do you think
my daughter tortures me she tortures me
with
all the other superheroes that she
prefers to me and and she has
she has worked her way through i mean
when i'm
facetiming with with like robert downey
jr
and having a chat and she'll come on and
say hi hi
and chat to him for a little bit and
then when she hangs up
she'll go he's so much cooler than you
and then just walk off and just leave me
to my misery
leave you with just a blubbering mess
what have you done yeah
here's some stupid would you rather
questions uh paul
would you rather have a permanent uncle
frank mustache
or a permanent southern accent i take
the southern accent
that mustache it works but it could be a
little creepy at times
the mustache is an irritant would you
rather be stuck in a house in your house
for six months or be stuck at a
comic-con that lasts six months
i think you know the answer to this one
would you rather
never be able to wear clothes again or
only dress as the vision
a great question i would really
can i ask can i choose where i make it
or
am i just no you're a naked guy you're
naked guy you clothes do not stick to
your body anymore
i'm i'm gonna pick that i'm gonna pick
being naked
it's pretty uncomfortable the uh vision
yeah outfit you stick out in a crowd
but you're gonna stick out as a naked
dude too by the way sure but i might not
die of heat exhausted
what about a pair of underpants i mean
what if i want to take my kids to school
how can i take my so how can i take my
kids
you crown on that you've got your weird
uncle frank mustache you're naked you're
gonna be hauled off to prison
no this is the dakota johnson memorial
question she posed this to me on a
previous episode of stir crazy so blame
her
would you rather have a mouth full of
bees or one bee in your butt paul
i'm i'm taking it in my butt
i'm clipping that and i'm using that
only that i know you are
i know you are i am taking it in my body
thank you for that early christmas
present
there you go what was he talking about
we'll tune in to find out exactly
there's our t's
one division we're very excited for
shrouded as ever
in mystery but we will see it on disney
plus relatively soon
um i know you can't say anything about
it but there are rumors swirling
paul so let me let me see if you can
dispel any of these okay okay
is it true that vision we this kind of
dovetails what we were discussing before
is it true that vision is entirely naked
for at least one episode
yes 100 so really do we do we actually
get to see visions penis finally because
there's a
big ground swell for that they want to
see it well here's the thing
is um yeah because i noticed that in um
in the watchmen you know that you know
they they they go they go yeah dr
manhattan is
full doctor manhattan you see the whole
manhattan oh
it's it's the size of mannequin
it's a fantastic example um
uh of of said an aforementioned penis
uh no there is no uh there is no
nudity so to speak okay but you know but
these questions i think people can
answer this question for themselves
um in that the vision whether he does or
doesn't
vision can change his density so
there's that i hesitate to ask this but
what
what color what color is is said he's
purple
yep okay right i mean he's purple
can you guarantee it's at least better
than than cats the movie
and the animal
yes i can absolutely guarantee that um
uh
i think i can guarantee a few things i
think we took
an enormous swing i think
it's going to pay off uh i've never
seen kevin feige more giddy and excited
wait so is this true you shot an episode
in front of a studio audience
of one division okay talk to me is that
insane for you like are you like i'm
being pranked by kevin feige and marvel
this doesn't seem right yes
yes and i was terrified because i hadn't
been on stage for sort of 20 years or
something like that and i
maybe 25 years oh my god and i
um we were all terrified
i have another challenge for you my
friend i'm gonna pose to you a su
a marvel superhero you tell me if it's
an actual superhero or one i just made
up
you ready
squirrel girl real hero or not i think
that's a real hero
squirrel girl is real she has a furry
tail that's roughly three to four feet
long
that's a boon when trying to balance on
things machete man i believe machete
man is a real character
i'm sad to tell you not yet maybe in
your fanfic but no
then i am being led astray by machete
that's what's happening what about
battle axe
i think battle axe is and i tell you why
it's because you looked up and left
and it made me think that you were
trying to signal that you were just
pulling this one out
like the ether i'm not that smart uh
you're trying to tell me
no battle axe is real battle axe is real
uh captain phlegm
phlegm i think it's not a real character
i wish it were but sadly it's something
i made up
i love the idea what's a great
superhero power dr bong is dr
bong a real character paul dr bong is
not a real character it's really
he's got a giant gigantic bell on his
head apparently that's
so fantastic that's like does he get
anything done
or does he like plan to save the world
but then
you know yeah but missed the appointment
yeah ends up watching a seth rogen movie
instead
um
all right last game for you and then i
release you back into the wild let's
play a classic game of charades paul
shall we oh
that is just whoever sent me this is
really really mean you can do it you can
do i believe in you
that's a tv show uh four words
second word small little little the
little house on the prairie
small this means small word wow okay i
saw the dark side again
it's smaller the for it's
a it it on the nosey
third word uh two syllables
a small small word another small word
for the second syllable i'm lost there
are a lot of numbers going on here
one syllable first syllable sounds like
ass
poop poop small poop
pee poop poopy poopy sounds like poopy
poo poo poo poos two girls one cup two
okay ready two syllables
what what did i do wrong second word two
two
paul i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry
i'm yeah
okay let's okay we're gonna relax for
fourth word worth word
uh teeth buck teeth um gopher
uh gnaw chew uh um a rabid
um chipmunk i'm never gonna get this i'm
never gonna get this i give up i give up
i give up i give up
eva what was it beaver leave it to
beaver
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and i know whoever sent me that i know
what you wanted me to do
paul are you ever going to speak to me
again i've never you were so angry
i guess i'm going to speak to you again
i'm just never gonna play
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charades
you