This week, the World Series is between the Dodgers
and the Astros.
All right.
I see we have some Dodgers fans here, right?
Yep.
And don't you worry about a thing.
We've got it in the bag.
We've already used our dancing hunks to scientifically predict
that the Dodgers will win.
They will win.
Scientific.
I'm not saying it, the hunks have said it.
But I wanted to do something nice for the Astro fans,
so I sent Jeannie to Texas to give away
a pair of World Series tickets.
I told my Twitter followers meet her at--
Bless you, Andy.
You OK?
You feeling all right?
I had a little sneeze.
OK, all right.
Just the one.
You don't do it in 3's?
I usually do, but now I'm panicked.
All right.
You want any hot tea or a little tissue or anything?
I'm OK.
Let's talk to the university.
All right, let's get back to them.
So I asked my followers to meet her
at the University of Houston.
And everything in Texas is bigger.
I said, wear the biggest costume you can find.
Let's see what's happening in Houston.
Jeannie?
Hi, Ellen!
We are here!
It is insane here!
OK.
Jeannie, can you hear me?
Yes, Ellen, I got you.
I can hear you.
OK, good, good.
Jeannie, have you found that everything is bigger in Texas?
Yes, I found lots of things that are bigger in Texas.
Yes.
Like what kind of things?
Like--
Never mind.
All right.
I know you picked out some fans with costumes that you like.
Who have you got there, Jeannie?
Ellen, there are so many good costumes here.
All right, I've got a big sumo baby.
A big pink gorilla is over here.
We've got an "Everything's bigger in Texas" guy.
We've got some big-time space astronauts.
A big old mattress.
A big T-Rex.
People went all out for you, Ellen.
People went all out.
A mattress.
Someone dressed as a mattress.
Are there mattresses really bigger in Texas?
Is there something larger than a king size?
All right, I need to find that mattress,
because I have a lot of animals that take up a lot of space.
All right.
Here's what I want you to do.
At every baseball game they sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
I want all of you to rewrite the lyrics to that tune.
Tell me why you should go to the World Series.
And you're going to sing your version later in the show.
Get those vocal chords all warmed up.
Hi, Ellen!
Hi, Jeannie.
All right, so I only have one pair.
I have one pair of World Series tickets to give away.
I want to hear you sing the reasons why I should pick you.
Take it away.
All right, OK.
Here we go, Ellen.
We've got Justice and [? Laurene ?] up first.
Go ahead, girls.
Take us out to the the Astros.
Ellen, we love you.
We're broke.
We get to pour tickets till we [INAUDIBLE]
So we'll beg, beg, beg for the offer.
Ellen, you know you're our fave.
For Jose, George, Verlander at the old ball game.
What do you think?
That was great.
All right, who else do we have, Jeannie?
All right, Ellen, we've got Cameron and Shelly.
Hit it, you guys.
OK.
Take us to the World Series.
Med school ate our money.
Ellen makes us forget all that.
We'll watch the other Astros So let's
dance, dance, dance for Ellen.
And when we were the Astros, too.
For it's 1, 2, 3, 4 wins at the World Series.
Cotton candy.
Big cotton candy here.
All right, let's see.
Who else?
OK, last ones, Ellen.
We've got Taj, Jesus, and Damien.
They're big bulls.
Hit it, you guys.
3, 2, 1, Take us to the World Series.
Dory found her parents.
We are too broke to pay for it, so we need Ellen DeGeneres.
Take us to the World Series.
We really want to go. 'Cause it's
1, 2, 3 young bulls on the Ellen DeGeneres show.
What do you think, Ellen?
What do you think?
Thank you.
All right.
I gotta say, all of them were very clever.
I'm very impressed that you were able to do that that quickly.
But the 3 guys, the bulls, are going
to go to the World Series.
Thanks to everyone at the University of Houston.
Also, everyone at MLB for helping make this happen.
The Dodgers will face the Astros in game 2 of the World Series
tonight on Fox.