(Suspenseful music)
(laughter)
(oozing sounds)
(laughter)
(bones cracking)
(grunting noises)
(growls)
(laugher)
- Hoppin through the woods, like I do.
Utterly alone, just me and kazoo.
(kazoo noises)
(sirens)
Huh, that's a weird noise. I wonder if I should be alarmed.
(laughs)
(tree falling down)
Hmm, seems like these interruptions are happening with
a lot more frequency. (laughs)
- Child, remove, vile.
- Ooh, the ol' random word game, huh?
I love this game, HAHAHA. Booger, snickerdoodle, wombat.
- Grr, remove, nine, eighteen.
- Eleventeen, sleven!
- Grr, stop!
- Slop, piggly wiggly sniffle dork!
- No, I mean stop. I'm not playing the random word game.
- Wombat!
- ARRGGHHHHH!!!!!
(maniacal laughter)
- So, what's the skinny, slender-man?
Whatcha doin' way out here in the woods?
- What? I am not Slender-man.
- Sure you are. Long legs, long arms, no face,
hanging out in the woods at night.
- I am not Slender-man, okay? I'm nothing like Slender-man!
- I dunno, you seem kinda like Slender-man.
- I am not like Slender-man. I am Siren Head.
Totally different, okay?! And you should be absolutely
terrified right now, because there's nowhere you can run.
- I already knew that. No legs! (laughs)
- Ugh.
- Ohh, hey! Hey wanna be Slender-man heyyy!
- Grr. I am not wannabe Slender-man.
- Hey naked Slender-man! Hey!
- Arghhhh! What?
- I think we should call you pretenderman. (laughs)
- Argghh! That's it, if you don't know who I am,
that's fine. But you're about to find out.
- And you're about to find out who I am.
- I know who you are. You're an annoying little orange
who's about to die.
- Nuh uh, I'm Kazoo Head.
- What?
- I'm Kazoo Head. See?
(kazoo plays)
(laughter)
- Is that supposed to be funny? Am I a joke to you?
- Great idea! How's this for a joke, knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Funniest joke ever.
- Funniest joke ever who?
- Funniest joke ever was that time Pretenderman
said he was nothing like Slender-man. (laughs)
- AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
(Siren Head hitting the ground)
- Fun noises! I can make noises too
(kazoo plays)
(motorboat noises)
(farts)
(laughter)
- Grr, this is so offensive!
- Why! We're just two horror monsters having a conversation.
- That's not how this works, kid!
You can't just make up a new horror monster
off the top of your head!
- I didn't, I made it up on the top of my head! (laughs)
- How is the kazoo even making noise?
It's nowhere near your mouth.
- That's my secret. I play it with my butt. (laughs)
- That makes even less sense!
- Sorry, maybe this makes more sense.
One, seventeen, child, vile.
- Would you knock it off already!
- Remove, wombat!
- Ugh, you're mocking me, aren't you?
Well you won't be mocking me after I--
- No, remove wombat!
- Huh? Gaaahhhhh!!
(wombat attacking Siren Head)
- Well, poor Pretenderman. Nothing worse than
getting attacked by a wombat while naked.
(laughter)
Well, hopefully that's the last rip off,
horror character I see tonight.
Hey! Hey Suck E. Cheese! (laughter)
- Ughhhh