(intense music)
- Is that a,
is that a penis?
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] On this episode of "How Far Is Tattoo Far?",
friends Hailey and Steven
are letting their true feelings out in a permanent way.
They've been friends for a long time,
but nothing more.
- How do you know each other?
Give us the details.
- We've known each other literally
our entire life. - Yeah.
- Has there ever been like a dark make out or anything?
- No, nothing. - No, never.
- I'm the call at like three in the morning.
Here she is saying, "Steven can you just
"please pick me up?"
- Do you do it every time?
- Yeah, he does. - Hell yeah, Superman,
I (beep) fly right through the window,
and there I am.
- But do you think this is more of like
a sibling relationship? - Yeah.
- [Narrator] While Steven is there for Hailey
after she parties, she wants him to join in
on the fun.
- You seem like a party girl,
like, you like to turn up? - For sure, yeah for sure.
But he's the complete opposite.
He's a total mama's boy.
- Oh!
- Steven tells his mom everything.
If he's literally taking a (beep),
he's like, "Mom I'm gonna be in the bathroom."
He's 23, it gets old after a while.
- [Narrator] Well apparently Steven knows
one way to have fun.
- Whose idea was it to come here?
- The one who's never had a tattoo in his life.
- You can't pussy out on any of this,
you realize that, right Steven?
- Yeah I know.
- [Narrator] Okay, let's get started before Steven
loses his nerve.
It's time for these tattoos.
(upbeat music)
- [Hailey] Ah (beep).
- How you feelin'?
- Pissed off.
- You're actually done.
- Word.
- Yeah, but-- - Yeah, high-five.
Where are you? - Yeah, right here.
- [Narrator] The wait is over.
Let's find out what Hailey and Steven
put on each other.
- Steven, what do you think's the worst thing
that this tattoo could be?
- (beep) you to my mom 'cause like
I care about her a lot.
I'm just really worried.
It is a disaster on your stomach.
- [Justina] Your mom is going to hate this tattoo,
that's for sure.
- I just don't even know
what I'm gonna like say to her.
(intense music)
Holy (beep).
Wait, is that what I think,
an umbilical cord?
(dark intense music)
Wait, what does it say?
- It says, "Momma's Boy".
- Are you kidding me?
Wow.
- Hailey, explain the tattoo for us.
- He needs to cut the cord with his mom,
stop being such a Momma's boy.
- I get it.
Like I gotta like, I gotta cut the string.
That's really dope.
- Wow, wasn't expecting that.
- I'm very confused.
(Steven laughing)
- Steven, you have a bloody umbilical cord
coming out of your belly button.
- My mom loves me, I'm a Momma's boy,
and the font's pretty cool.
- He seems to love it.
I think he just likes it because Hailey designed it.
- Yeah, I think that's what it is.
- [Justina] Right?
- Fact of the matter is
we saved the worst tattoo for second.
Are you ready for her to see
what's on her leg?
Let's see what it is.
- I think Hailey's gonna bug out.
- [Host] How you feelin'?
- My stomach hurts.
- This come from my heart, okay?
- So there's a question in this tattoo?
- [Steven] Yeah.
- You've waited a long time for this moment.
- My heart's a loose cannon.
- Hailey, are you ready to see
what is on your leg for the rest of your life?
- Yes I am.
(intense music)
Is that a,
is that a penis?
Is he trying to (beep) my leg?
- Yeah, it's just like a little horny dog.
Like I've always been that puppy dog in love over you.
- It says, "Wanna bone?"
on it? (cries)
- Like, I want you so bad.
Like I love you, that's the reason why I'm doing this.
(upbeat music)
- Steven, you're supposed to be my best friend.
I have a (beep) penis on my leg.
- [Steven] Yeah, but you got a puppy too.
- Steven, that's not the point.
You say this comes from your heart,
it says, "Do you wanna (beep)?"
I have a (beep) on my (beep) leg.
- I've always been a puppy dog in love,
and I thought that was like the best way of doin' it.
- You could've wrote me a poem.
- Is there any chance that you would give
Steven a chance to be something more than a friend?
(intense music)
- Absolutely not.
It makes me feel disrespected and disgusting,
and it sucks 'cause I can't really look at him
the same again.
- [Host] Are y'all leaving together?
- No.
- I'm sorry, then like I'm done.
This was my one and only chance
to let Hailey know I love her, I (beep) that up.
- [Narrator] Now that some time has passed,
was Hailey able to forgive Steven?
- Hailey and I are cut off with all communication.
I am heartbroken,
and now that I don't have her
in my life, it's like a missing piece of me.
When my mom saw the tattoo, she was pretty angry with me
because my mom's perfect little boy
has been corrupted by this tattoo.
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Yeah, that checks out.