Hi everyone, I'm Emo Charlie, and this is ten things I hate about haters.
Thing Number 1
They clearly have nothing better to do than hate.
Hey, Rod
I'm hating on Emo Charlie, leave me ALONE
Have you ever considered getting a job, or going to college, or someth-
GOD! I HATE YOU DAD, LEAVE ME ALONE!
...You are just the worst.
*Sounds from hell*
Thing Number 2
They often attack others for being overly-dramatic attention whores,
which is, ironically, what most haters are.
Anyone who votes against gay rights is an unforgivable jerk.
Oh really, Charlie? You're only saying that because YOU'RE gay.
Actually, I have sex with a beautiful pale goth girl
On a regular basis
And my butthole is one-hundred percent virgin.
OH, OKAY. Now you're saying that you're BETTER than me!
Do you not have a virgin butt?
Why are you being so dramatic!?
I was just telling White that I think gays should have equal rights
ATTENTION WHOOORE
UHHH!
I like cheeese.
Thing Number 3
Haters are almost always "nobodies"
And their targets are most always "somebodies"
OH MY GOD!
CHARLIE is such a loser, dad!
I don't care!
Ok! So he thinks he's so perfect but all his ex-girlfriends hate him!
Well... Maybe Charlie dumped them because they're evil succubuses from hell
THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Okay Rod, how many subscribers does this guy have?
I DON'T KNOW!!!
LIKE I KEEP TRACK–652,423
And how many do you have?
WELL! I was doing good for a while but then everybody like unsubbed me.
Sooooo. Somewhere near 0?
AH! SHUT UP!
YES.
Can you take the trash out?
OK!
What are you doing with the garbage bag?
Stupid... I'm taking the trash out!
When I said trash, I meant you.
Thing number 4
They have absoluty no filter for or morals against using BS information
If they hate you, they'll use whatever they can against you
Oh my god! So, White, I heard on some blog that Emo Charlie abuses all his girlfriends
Wow!
ALSO, I found out from Google that he raped like 20 people!
Wow!
Oh yeah and also he LIES TO EVERYONE telling them that he is really poor,
but in real life he makes like millions of dollars, he's such a con-artist!
Wow!
Why do you keep saying that? Wow what?
Wow! Not even I'm dumb enough to believe everything I read on the internet!
Thing number 5
They'll often try to justify their actions as a service to the public when really,
It's only about their ego.
I am making this vlog to save people from being Emo Charlie's next victim!
He is a total monster and needs to be kicked off the web.
I'm also not doing this for personal gain but go ahead, just to be safe, and subscribe to my channel!
Oh! And buy my t-shirts to help fund my super heroic acts on the internet.
I just care too much
HEY ROD! Can you call an ambulance for dad?
SHUT UP DAD!
I WISH YOU WERE FREAKING DEAD!
Thing number 6
Even when you confirm they're 100% wrong, they still refuse to accept their defeat
Hello, Rod Danger.
*Surprise anal*
What are you–What are you–What are you doing in here!
Your dad. He invited me over to set the record straight with you.
YEAH RIGHT! You're a monster!
How exactly am I a monster?
BECAUSE YOU BEAT WOMEN!
Ok?
I've never beaten a woman in my life.
Well you definitely raped all those people though!
No one has ever accused me of raping them.
Nor have I raped anyone.
That doesn't matter, you're a millionaire and lie about it!
Actually, after taxes, I have barely enough to cover all my expenses.
*Explosive diarrhea*
WELL!
YOU HAVE SEX WITH KIDS!
All you need to know, is in my adult life, I've never had an illegal relationship.
Nor have I had any sexual relationships with any children.
WELL I HATE YOU!
And why is that?
BECAUSE!
Goodbye Rod!
I HATE YOU!
Thing number 7
Unlike normal healthy people, if they hate something, they obsess over it.
*Another surprise anal*
I HAVE TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS MONSTER TO THE WORLD!
Hey Rod.
WHAT?!
Yeah...it's time for me to take away your laptop.
R: NOOO! D: Nnkay.
Listen, a parent has got to know when enough is enough.
BUT I WAS ABOUT TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH!
YOU KNOW I don't know Emo Charlie that well but,
If he's the exact opposite of you then he is a pretty decent guy!
*The exorcist*
MY OWN FATHER IS A TRAITOR?
GOD. You are the saddest thing that ever came out of my balls.
I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
Trust me, you're not the only one.
Thing number 8
Even if you block them, they'll still find a way to hate
Listen, Rod?
I'm gonna have to block your number
So please don't bother calling anymore
Uh, scumbag!
Then I'll just email you then
Okay, well I'll mark it as spam
Loser! I'll just use a different phone then!
Then I'll block that number too
Well then I'll just confront you the next time you're at the mall!
Do I need to get a restraining order?
UGH
YOU'RE SUCH A MONSTER!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO SOMEONE?!
Are you completely oblivious to your own behavior?
I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY YOU THREATENED LEGAL ACTION
AGAINST ME WHEN I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG
You mean the restraining order because you're obviously psycho
OOOH
I'M GONNA DOC DROP YOU SO HARD
THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU
You are just beyond reason
Aren't you?
HUUUAH
I WILL
*through phone* RUIN Y--
Thing number 9
They act like they're good Samaritans for doing the same thing stalkers do.
Okay subscribers, we need to band together and let Emo Charlie's girlfriend's parent's know
How abusive he truly is.
I mean, this is the internet,
We is powerful!
So what I did, was I got their license numbers, their phone numbers,
And their home addresses and I put it in the description of this video.
Y'know, cause we've never met Charlie in person
But everybody who has met him in person, doesn't know him like we do.
We did such a good thing by sharing all this info with the internet
To include the cesspool that is 4Chan/b/.
I'm sure they're gonna be super responsible and respectful with that information
'Cause I was born yesterday.
*Demon trying to break free from her body*
Thing number 10
They're often guilty of the same things, if not worse, than what they're hating on others for.
Hey, Chairlie? You need to stop forcing your opinions on people.
Um...I changed my number, how did you get this one?
–Uh, duh, private investigator? *"duh" noise*
You're super crazy, I'll give you that.
Oh, yeah? Well you're just as bad, 'cause you force your opinion on people!
Rod, I share my opinion through videos that people voluntarily choose to click on.
Oh, yeah? Well, it's my opinion that anyone who forces their opinion should be killed.
You mean like somebody who calls somebody else up unrequested and throws their opinion in their face?
Are you there?
Are you done?
Did you hear anything I just said?
Yas? Something about you putting a gun to everybody's head
So they watch your stupid vlog videos.
I don't know where you got that from, but I never did that.
UUUHH, IT WAS ON THE INTERNET, SO IT MUST BE TRUE.
Well, I think I've made my point.
WHAT?!
Roll outro.
ARE YOU ON COKE?!
Do you not have a virgin butt?