- [JP] We're on our way to get pizza.
Unlimited pizza!
(Julia laughs)
You know what that means, Julia?
- You can eat as much as you want?
- Yes.
(laughing)
What's up, guys?
Today I am very excited,
because I get to eat as much pizza as I want.
Guys, pause the screen,
and guess how many slices you think I can get.
- I don't think you could do more than 10.
- [JP] What?
Are you nervous?
- [Julia] I'm not doing this challenge.
- [JP] What are you talking about?
You said you were gonna do it with me.
- No, I said I will film you doing it.
- All right, so you're gonna help me.
We'll see when we get there.
- I'm not helping.
- And welcome to Cicis' Unlimited Pizza Buffet.
Oh my God.
Thank you, Cicis, for sponsoring this video.
Where plates aren't trash, and pizza boxes,
(cries out Kung-Fu sound effect)
are a thing of the past.
- JP, don't treat the Cicis boxes like that.
- [JP Voice Over] Plastic straws aren't a requirement,
because we care about the environment.
With a variety of pizzas, salads, pasta, and dessert,
how can you resist the dish that you deserve?
We promise this video was filmed
without disturbing other customers.
- A hundred slices starts now.
You keeping track?
Because that's a lot of slices to keep track of.
I'm grabbing a Buffalo Chicken.
- [Julia] Is this the Meat Eater?
- [Buffet Attendant] That one is the meat eater.
- [JP] Ooo, see this is where
I'm gonna get most of my slices from.
- [Julia] Yeah, if you eat only flatbread,
you can definitely eat a hundred slices.
- [JP] Deep Dish is green.
- [Julia] That looks good, JP.
Are you skipping it because it's more dough?
- [JP] I'll do a Hawaiian also.
Okay, this definitely counts as a slice right here.
(gasps)
Oh my goodness!
- [Julia] That's the challenge you should be doing!
- [Sammy] That guy took the slices,
and actually folded it in half.
- [Julia] Oh we know him.
- [Sammy] Yeah?
- [Julia] Okay, I'm gonna go fill this up.
I'll be right back.
(groovy dubstep music)
I want a nacho pizza.
And a cheeseburger pizza.
Oh and yum!
(playful classical music)
How many have you eaten already?
- Two. - Two?
Okay, JP, I think this challenge
is gonna be way easier than you think.
And I'm gonna at least eat these three.
- You're not gonna eat the crust.
- Do the crusts count?
- Yeah.
- Okay, you help me with the crust.
We're doing this together.
We got eight slices down.
- Julia, a hundred slices...
(subtle ringing music)
I mean, I guess I coulda done the math in my head.
(laughing)
A hundred slices at $5.99 buffet,
that's six cents a slice.
That's pretty unbeatable.
Unbelievable!
It's unlimited.
You're getting salad?
- [Julia] I'm getting a vegetable.
- That's actually a really good deal.
You should just eat all the broccoli.
Know how much broccoli costs?
I got some news for ya.
I didn't realize this either but apparently,
you don't have to just get what is on the buffet line.
No you don't.
You can ask them and they'll make a custom pizza for you.
- [Julia] Really?
- Yeah.
Excuse me, could I do a stuffed crust with pepperoni?
- [Sammy] No problem, buddy.
- No problem? Yeah!
10 minutes, stuffed crusts.
- [Julia] You like that buffalo one, huh?
- [JP] I like anything that's small.
That way I can cheat and win.
(Julia laughs)
Oh yeah.
You see that?
Obviously, this should count as two slices.
(dubstep mix)
Unbelievable!
- Yes! I love cheese pull.
Okay, stuffed crust is a must.
(cries out)
- Rushed outta the oven.
- I'm not lame for eating a salad.
I'm healthy.
It's also a word we made up.
- Okay, so so far stuffed crust is my favorite.
- Oh yeah.
- All right, this is my last slice.
- I knew you were gonna eat at least 10 slices.
- All right, we should do another mash-up.
- Can you make me a bacon, mac and cheese pie?
- [JP] Oh that's...
Look at that.
Look how creamy it is.
Julie, you gotta get one.
- Can you also do like a cheeseburger pizza?
How 'bout this spinach pie, Deep D?
- [JP] Yo, we could do like an Alfredo supreme.
- That sounds so good.
- Yeah.
- It seems like they're selling out
all these pizzas on the buffet.
They gotta fill it back up anyways.
Might as well be my weird requests.
(playful country guitar)
- This is gonna be easier than I thought.
Maybe I should have Julia
keep giving me more plates of pizza.
- [Julia] Wow, that looks so good.
- Can I eat it?
- Cheers to Mac and Cheese on pizza.
- Oh.
- Yum. - Yeah.
- Whoa.
- Unbelievable! (laughs)
I like the cheese.
- That's why I ate the salad,
to save room for this baby.
- It's unlimited.
- [Julia] That one was my favorite.
- [JP] This is Julia's concoction, the nacho pizza.
- [Julia] Cheddar, mozzarella, jalapenos.
- [JP] That counts as two slices by the way.
- [Julia] No it doesn't.
- [JP] Barbecue chicken?
Okay, I'm gonna grab it up.
- [Julia] Oh and cheeseburger pizza's coming out.
- [JP] Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
(playful guitar riff)
- [Julia] It's a pizza pyramid.
- [JP] I take a pizza, put another pizza on top,
just like that.
- [Julia] So you just put a pizza inside a pizza?
- [JP] You see that?
- [Julia] I see it.
(curious string music)
It's like a pizza lasagna.
- [JP] Brilliant idea.
- [Julia] Well JP, I think it's definitely a way
to eat the pizza faster.
But this is not a speed eating competition.
- [Sammy] How many do you have so far?
- I'm at like 14.
Which is kinda weak I feel like.
(Sammy laughs)
I'll get there. - [Sammy] Okay.
(intense electronic music)
- Time for another plate.
- I'm still happy and jovial.
(electronic music picks up)
This is the best day of my life.
Little old fold action here.
Dude, that one's really good but it's spicy.
- Oh yum!
That is spicy.
You're gonna start sweating.
- Already did.
(Julia laughs)
- Oh wait, while I have you,
can I order a Zesty BCT,
and a Flaming Pepperoni.
I think that JP just wants you to put your Mac and Cheese
cheese sauce in here, and he'll just drink that.
- [Sammy] Really?
- [Julia] It doesn't even seem like you're full.
- I'm definitely getting full.
(laughs)
(somber piano music)
- JP's gone.
He's gettin' more pizza.
- [JP] Maybe I should get some soup
just to switch things up a little bit.
- [Julia] I gotta get a few more spicy things.
My friend here really likes spicy stuff.
There it is, The Blazing Buffalo.
- I'm eating it, but I'm avoiding the jalapenos.
Woo!
Are you still on your first salad?
- Yeah, I'm eating it slowly because...
- Let me have some of that.
How are you getting the slices so big?
(Julia cackles)
- [Julia] I think the manager over here is catching on,
and he's not cutting the slices as small.
- [Sammy] That's the proper way.
- [Julia] It's the proper way.
- [Sammy] Yes.
- You want small slices you were saying, right?
- Yeah, small slices.
Round 20!
I've already eaten 78 slices of pizza.
(Julia laughs)
And I'm not lying at all.
- Let's be real.
You're on your fifth plate of five slices.
(groans)
JP! JP!
(dumpy big band music)
- [Boy] We're gonna snag one of your pizza!
- [Julia] You take a slice?
- That counts!
(Julia laughs)
- You keep eating, you got a lot to eat.
- Thank you. Bye!
- Bye.
This might be my favorite looking one.
Look at that.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
The chicken nugget video, you seen it?
Thank you, man.
I didn't see nothing.
- [Sammy] But I'm cheating.
- JP, I got you another plate of five slices.
Yo, that's good.
You guys have to ask for this one.
I wanna try this Blazing Buffalo one.
He can't handle hot stuff.
- [Sammy] Oh yeah?
- [Julia] Nope.
- [Sammy] Are you gonna cry?
- Have to push through, JP.
A hundred...
(coughs)
...pizza slice challenge.
- So we had to get a thumbnail, so I lost count.
So I'm gonna have to like watch this back,
and then give you a number.
- But I think we're close to 30.
With my help, of course.
Mmmm, nom, nom.
Yeah, I double fist.
Little tiny slice there.
And then another little tiny slice there on there.
Now you can eat four slices with one slice.
(laughs)
- Mmmm, extra dough.
- Where you going?
- Bathroom.
- He brought his phone so he can play Clash of Clans.
- [JP Voice Over] If you guys made it
this far into the video, make sure to check out
the hilarious Cicis commercial link in the description
for your chance to win a special offer.
- Comment, let us know if you want something.
You guys have to show yourself,
let us know that you're a winner.
- Everyone wins.
- You did not win the challenge.
- Really, you already beat me?
They already...
Someone next to me already beat me.
- We're gettin' trolled.
(guys laughing)
- I'm gonna be honest with you,
I didn't eat 35 slices of pizza.
I ate 40.
(somber piano)
Hey, good Sammy.
Hey listen, there's actually a...
Julia and I, it's our seven year anniversary.
- [Sammy] No way!
- Yeah, and it just happens to be coincidence
we're doing this video,
but we were curious if maybe you could do like a
cinnamon roll but heart-shaped or something like that.
- [Sammy] No problem.
- I got you a special dessert.
- You did?
- Yeah, and you have to eat it all.
Here's your surprise!
(gasps)
- [Julia] Oh my goodness!
- [JP] Yep, a heart-shaped cinnamon roll.
- Oh my God, I love cinnamon rolls.
Thank you Cicis!
- [JP] Thank me.
- Thank you.
But they did it, they cooked it.
Should we get a picture?
Take a picture.
How'd you get them to do this?
- Yo, me and Sammy are tight.
- Let's see if anybody else
wants a little piece of my heart, baby.
(Julia giggles)
- [Girl] Thank you. - [Man] Thank you.
- [Julia] You're welcome. - [JP] Yeah.
- [JP] I mean, you could totally go up there and get it,
but it's more cool to grab it from this tray.
(laughs)
- Aw, I wish I had a heart-shaped box.
It's beautiful.
Thank you, babe.
I love you.
Love you guys.
I hope you guys like this video.
And thanks again to Cicis for having us out here.
This is the best anniversary I've ever had.
- You wanna know the best part about this is?
It's unlimited!
- It's unbeatable!