Guys, wake up!
Come downstairs!
Get in here!
It's, like, 3:30 in the morning.
I think I may finally be onto something, guys.
Are we still doing this?
Hasn't it been, like, 3 days now?
Actually, it's been 4 days. Didn't you see the text at the beginning of the---
...Anyway.
*sniffs*
Why does it smell in here?
Yeah, smells like piss!
I mean, I've been literally working nonstop, so it probably is...
*spits it out*
Ugh!
Pulp?!
Pulp is good for you, dude.
Wait, why doesn't mine have any pulp in it?
Anyway, guys, I think I might finally be onto something.
What is this all about again?
Finding the next big thing on the Internet!
You know, I'm sick of always being late on those stupid trends like planking, or those coning videos...
In fact, I think I only recently just saw that nen (nyan) cat video.
Wait, isn't it nine (nyan) cat?
No, I think it's nyaan (n-ye-an, like "meow" in Japanese) cat
(idiots pronouncing "nyan")
Anyway, I think I just figured out how to find the next big thing on the Internet.
You can't really predict that, it just has to happen..
Oh yeah? Remember Aaron Carter?
The teenage heartthrob when we were kids?
[intense music begins playing] I guess it's just a coincidence that his brother, Nick Carter, was in the infamous Backstreet Boys.
The rival band of N*SYNC, which consisted of who?
Justin Timberlake, one of the biggest stars, even till today!
But who's even bigger than him right now?
Someone with the exact same name.
Justin Bieber. And just when we thought no one could possibly compete with Justin Bieber, BOOM!
Five Justin Bieber's!
All in one...
...Direction.
D'you see now?
They're all connected.
I mean, I guess they're kind of connected.
But it's kind of a stretch...
I thought you'd never ask!
...What?
Oh I thought you were gonna---you know---ask---
How is this relevant to the video?
I thought you'd never ask.
You remember the Evolution of Dance?
One of the first viral videos of all time!
And he just so happened to dance to the song 'Baby Got Back'.
Right at the time where babies...
...were the most popular things on the internet.
Such as Dancing Baby,
Laughing Baby,
Serious Baby,
Babies, babies, babies...
...Oh...?
That's right, Justin Bieber, who many considered a baby at the time, comes out with his very first hit single:
Baby
(featuring Ludicrus)
Which just goes completely viral, and what word is said more than any other word in that song?
Baby, baby, baby
ohhh
Which brings us to more babies
except a little bit older now, like Charlie Bit My Finger
Charlie became a memorable name, especially after Charlie the Unicorn
And who believes in unicorns?
People on drugs
But not just any people on drugs
Babies on drugs
Which brings us to David After the Dentist
David: Is this real life? :Q
And what do you usually go to the dentist for?
Bad teeth
Teeth like a chipmunk
But not just any chipmunk, the dramatic chipmunk
Speaking of dramatic, of course you remember one of the most dramatic videos of all time?
Leave Britney Alone by Chris Crocker
Who just so happened to be a cross-dresser
Just like Liam Kyle Sullivan in OMG Shoes
The viral music video that was so fun to watch,
but became a little bit irritating, kinda like the superstar sensation
known as Fred
Fred: Hey, it's Fred!
Fast talking character with a super high pitched voice
Almost as high as that sneeze from Sneezing Panda
*sneeze so loud it isn't a sneeze, but rather an inhumane combination of an elephant's trumpet, autotune, and the echo of my empty soul*
Aahh-choo?
More like bless shoes
Which brings us to—
[music abruptly stops]
Wait, we already did that one
So you must be thinking:
[dramatic music continues] Ahh, here it goes again
The spectacular music video of Ok Go dancing on treadmills
which everyone uses when on a DIET
... Coke and Mentos
And who would've thought that such a simple combo mixed together would create a fountain of brown liquid flying everywhere like
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Once again, a viral music video where the artist Tay Zonday says the phrase "chocolate rain"
a total of 48 times
Tay Zonday x48: Chocolate Rain
Now this is where it gets tricky
48?
No
Try 4-D-8
It's a simple math equation, really
The 4 words in D,
Obviously meaning daft, as in daft hands
Are harder, better, faster, stronger
The number of times those words were said in the song totals 56
And what's the difference between 56 and 48?
That's right, 8
You see? 4-D-8,
A lot of chocolate
*snaps* [dramatic music ends]
Thanks, Vic.
No problem, man.
And well, that's all I got so far.
Dang, so close.
(sighs) You do know this doesn't
make sense?
Wait. Will, say that again.
What? That you don't really make sense?
No, what you did before that. You just sighed.
So?
Don't you get it? Psy, "Gangnam Style,"
the most viewed video of all time right now. That's the next connection.
That doesn't make any sense.
Oh, doesn't it? Because I think it's
simple. It's easy as ABC. ABC...
- One two three!
Exactly, 123, the National Pokedex
number for the bug Pokemon Scyther. There's your proof.
Proof of what?
How we just connected the very last and biggest trend to date.
Okay, even if I did believe
your crazy theory, what about the Harlem Shake?
That only lasted a week, and it
doesn't count. Anybody that did that trend is probably an idiot. (chuckle)
So what's
after Psy sigh then?
I don't know.
Well, I mean, he's Asian.
Wow.
Okay, dick.
What?
Wait, no, you guys are both right. The word "Asian" and "dick." What are
Asians most commonly teased for? Being FOBs, fresh off the boat, and Dick is just
another name for Richard. You see?
Boat Richard?
Wow, you're really gonna make
me spell it out, okay. What do you do when you're on a boat?
Uh, you row?
Correct. Now, what's a shorter way to say Richard?
Rick.
RICKRO--
("Never Gonna Give You Up" plays)
Wow, you really just made all the viewers sit through that whole video just to
rickroll them. That's kind of messed up.
No, it's not. What would be messed up is if
we were to make the viewers sit through this whole video just to see us...
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!
By the way, I never bought pulp. That's just my piss.