Hi, ladies.
How are you?
Oh, good.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you are-- when are you due?
Let's just say you probably have never had anyone this pregnant
on your show.
I mean, really, you look like it's any minute now.
It could be.
Well--
Water could go any second.
I have-- I have tongs, I have--
[LAUGHTER]
I have mitts, you know--
This looks like my mom--
this looks like my mom at the last birth.
I'm surprised--
[LAUGHING]
I'm surprised you didn't have these.
Well, you can take these with you.
What was happening at the last birth?
Didn't you bring pizza in there or something?
I was hungry.
I, you know, I first--
I first brought her a--
what do you call it-- a magnolia.
Because that was-- well, I-- it was uh--
Huge.
It was big and--
She wanted me to think of my vagina as a magnolia flower.
Exactly.
[LAUGHTER]
And I was like, I never want to think of my vagina that big,
ever.
But it was going to open, and-- and that's what the flower did.
The blossoming magnolia.
And then I got hungry.
And she was, you know, in the stirrups and everything.
But I said, you know, I was like, Kate was dilating.
So I said, you know, I'm just--
I'm really hungry.
I'm just going to come back.
I came out with pizza--
Doritos.
--and Doritos.
Well, actually, the best part of that
was when Mom called me when I was in labor, and said,
so I'm about to take a swim.
And I was going to get a massage.
How long do you think you're going to be laboring?
[LAUGHTER]
And I was like, I don't know, Mom.
I mean, like I'm, like calling the nurse going,
do you know how long I'm going to be laboring?
My mom wants to swim.
Like, should we make it a 60 minute or 90 minute massage?
Should we cut it down?
Exactly.
So you're very, very relaxed at this whole thing.
Nothing stresses you out.
Number six.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Not for you, but number six as far as a grandma.
Right.
As far as a grandmother, no it doesn't-- well, not--
none of it really stressed me out.
But the beat-- the excitement is far greater
than the stress part.
I should have been more mindful.
I thought that the baby, the last baby
was going to be a girl so much that I did knit a pink blanket.
And when I saw his penis coming out,
I was like refocused to the pink blanket and thought, boy,
did I screw up.
Right?
Then you very quickly then knit a white blanket.
I did.
Which we just found.
We brought it back out.
Oh, you did.
Ah, that sweet.
But you know what this one is because you did a reveal.
Yeah, I couldn't-- I had to be prepared if it was another boy.
Right.
Yeah, which I would have been really happy with, obviously,
but, you know, I just needed to know.
Oh yeah.
Look.
Oh!
[APPLAUSE]
That was the best!
So you're going to have a little girl, finally.
Yeah.
And you have names picked out?
We do.
We have a couple of them and we're
going to decide when the day comes.
And are your sons happy to have a little sister?
Yeah.
You think they'll be sweet to her?
Oh, yeah.
They're super excited.
I think they're you know-- aw, my boys.
They're really excited.
Oh, yeah.
Bing, I think, is probably-- you know, I've got a teenager--
Ryder's a teenager.
God, I can't believe how old he is now.
I know.
In that picture he was even young.
You know, he's so, I mean, I can't--
every week he comes down and I feel like I'm
looking at a different boy.
I was just like, whoa, he's just growing so fast.
Maybe it is.
Maybe he's-- someone's fooling you.
A lot of people are living there.
Switching-- switching boys out.
Just to see if you'd notice.
No, they're-- of course, they're so excited.
Yeah.
So you were--
Bing was-- how much did he weigh?
7.12.
And this one is going to weigh a lot.
We'll see.
I mean--
--I think she's-- she's pretty big.
Yeah.
It's crazy, you know.
I mean, I don't know where, you know--
You don't know where--
I can't-- you can't believe that our stomach stretches that
much.
Right, well.
It's like a magnolia.
It's a magnolia.
[LAUGHTER]
No, exactly.
And by the way, I planted a magnolia tree
in the front yard.
So you might get another one.
You did--
[LAUGHING]
So you'll think about a vagina every time you see that tree.
Oh, God.
My own vagina every time I--
That's all we're going to think about when we see it.
So, so, Oliver, who is in a show that I produced, Splitting Up
Together--
We were just talking about that on the ride over here.
--moving to Tuesdays.
I love that show.
Oh, is it moving to Tuesdays?
Yes, it is.
Great.
But it's a great--
It's the best.
--it's a great show, and he's fantastic in it.
And you posted something for his birthday
that I'm confused about.
[LAUGHTER]
Can we show it?
You're confused about it.
His head isn't even in it.
It's just your breasts.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, we're not cutting it off.
That's how she did it.
[LAUGHTER]
You know what's so funny, when I saw that, I actually had
to press on it to make sure.
I was confused.
Right.
But you see, I was jet lagged, and I just
came in from Frankfurt.
Uh-huh.
And, I honestly, I took four melatonin.
Uh-huh.
And--
I had to tell her--
I got on the phone and said, whatever you do, do not, do not
delete this post.