YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED YOUR PROFILE PICTURE ON FACEBOOK
TO STAND WITH PP.
BUT THE BEST WAY TO ñ IS TO TALK ABOUT YOUR YEAST INFECTION.
OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS, THERE WAS A WOMAN HOLDING A SIGN THAT
SAID ABORTION KILLS CHILDREN OUTSIDE THE PLANNED
PARENTHOOD BUILDING NEAR HER OFFICE.
SHE IS A SUPPORTER OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD BECAUSE THEY
HELPED IN THE PAST.
SHE SAYS WHEN SHE WAS 20 YEARS OLD, THE CLINIC TREATED HER
FOR UTIS AND YEAST INFECTIONS.
THEY ALSO PROVIDED HER WITH HER FIRST BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.
AFTER SEVERAL FAILED ATTEMPTS AT APPROACHING THE PROTESTERS
OUTSIDE HER LOCAL CLINIC TO DISCUSS THEIR COMPLAINTS,
SHE DECIDED TO TRY A DIFFERENT APPROACH.
YOU ARE SEEING A PICTURE OF THAT HERE.
SHE SAYS DEAR PP.
THANK YOU FOR HELPING WITH MY YEAST INFECTION.
THEN SHE CHANTED YEAST INFECTIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
INITIALLY THEY HAD SPREAD DOWN THE SIDEWALKS ON BOTH SIDES OF
THE STREET, BUT AFTER SOME YELLING AND HIGH KICKS ON
MY PART, THEY HUDDLED TOGETHER.
THEY GLARED AT MY PRINCESS WAVE AND CHEERLEADER ENTHUSIASM AND
THEY BEGAN A PRAYER CIRCLE.
THIS IS WHEN I REALLY SHINED.
I HAVE NEVER MADE MY VOICE LOUDER.
ONE WOMAN TURNED AROUND TO SHAKE HER HEAD AT ME WHICH I
RESPONDED, "OMG, DO YOU HAVE A YEAST INFECTION ñ
I KNOW WHO CAN HELP YOU."
SHE COVERED HER KIDS EARS.
GOD FORBID A KID HEAR ABOUT YEAST INFECTIONS WHEN YOU
ARE AT AN ANTI-ABORTION PROTEST.
THIS IS FIGHTING FIRE WITH PERSISTENT ITCHING BURNING.
[LAUGHTER]
OFTENTIMES THEY BRING PICTURES OF MANGLED FETUSES TO
THOSE
PROTESTS.
YOUR KID IS NOT BOTHERED BY THAT, BUT BOTHERED BY THE
CHANCE OF A YEAST INFECTION THAT HE OR SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
LOOK, I LOVE THAT SHE FIGURED OUT THE SECRET ANSWER HERE.
AS SHE IS CHANTING YEAST INFECTION, JESUS HEARS IT
AND HIS EARS BURN.
THIS ISN'T JUST SHOUTING SOMETHING TO BOTHER THE
PROTESTERS.
THIS IS EXACTLY THE POINT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE FIGHTING FOR
PLANNED PARENTHOOD TO CONTINUE TO RECEIVE FEDERAL FUNDING.
THAT FUNDING GOES TO WOMEN'S HEALTH PROGRAMS.
THE MONEY DOES NOT GO, IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO GO TOWARD
ABORTIONS UNLESS IT IS IN RESTRICTED CASES OF RAPE,
INCEST, OR THE HEALTH OF THE MOTHER.
UNLESS IT IS IN A STATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO GIVE MONEY TO
PLANNED PARENTHOOD ALONG A MORE BROAD SPECTRUM.
RIGHT.
THAT WAS HER POINT.
SHE SAID IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT PRO-LIFE OR PRO-CHOICE, SHE
WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE REAL BENEFITS THAT SHE
EXPERIENCED PERSONALLY.
PLANNED PARENTHOOD ROCKS.
THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING AWAY THIS FEDERAL FUNDING ARE
LIKE, WHERE SHOULD BE GIVE IT?
HOW ABOUT PLANNED PARENTHOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
THEY HAVE AN EXISTING INFRASTRUCTURE.
THEY ARE GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO.
AND BY THE WAY, THROUGH THE BIRTH CONTROL, THEY MAKE
SURE THAT THERE ARE A LOT LESS ABORTIONS.
BUT THE TRUE GENIUS OF THIS PROTEST, IS THAT SHE
REALIZED, OH, WAIT, I AM LOOKING AT IT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE.
IF SOMEONE CAME AND TALKED TO ME RATIONALLY I WOULD MAYBE
HAVE A DISCUSSION AND CHANGE MY MIND.
SO SHE THOUGHT TO TALK IN THE SAME LANGUAGE THAT THEY
UNDERSTAND.
SHE SHOUTED THINGS THAT BOTHER THEM, YEAST INFECTIONS.
IT WORKED, IT WORKED.
OUR VERSION OF IT FOR GUYS, WE COULD GO AND DO WHAT WILL
FERRELL DID, SCREAM COCK AND BALLS.
UNLESS THEY HAVE EARMUFFS, WE WILL WIN.
WE SHOULD INVENTED THINGS LIKE, "I HAVE A PENIS."
EARS BURNING, RUN FOR THE HILLS.
I JUST HOPE THEY COME BACK WITH YEAST INFECTION
MEDICATIONS FOR YEAST.
I CAN SEE THE BUMPER STICKER NOW.