sure you want to buy a Tesla orange I
hear they're pretty expensive you heard
right they definitely charge a lot
plus there's a whole no-gassing that's
definitely not your style
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the blind person can see we've got the
best prices in town
the name Salisbury steak hey Mr steak
nice to meet you
never heard that one before so you're
thinking about getting yourself into a
Tesla are you sure am I here it has
hands-free steering right well I can
really use that for obvious reasons oh
my gosh I just got that because you have
no hands
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I feel like you might actually buy a car
today so I'm gonna go ahead and laugh at
that
let's get down to brass tacks Salisbury
does this one have a ludicrous mode whoa
what's Chris mode I want ludicrous mode
stop for beat sakes you don't even know
what ludicrous mode is I
win well you can't have it hey we got
rid of that years ago fine I'll settle
for ridiculous mode that doesn't even
exist what are you talking about
okay I guess I'll just have to settle
for annoying mode
annoying mode what are you talking about
annoying mode initiated
wow so much for zero emissions right
oh that smells terrible don't worry
about it that's just elon's musk
oh look whatever buttons you're pressing
please stop
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what is happening
is that a tough yeah now be quiet and
let the Tesla Focus it's trying to touch
its tongue to its windshield
oh Teslas don't have tongues oh and I
suppose their horns don't do this either
huh
how did you do that I don't know but I
could Hazard a guess
so what do you think of a car orange oh
it's perfect I'll take it really yeah
that's uh that's amazing okay let me
grab the paperwork and uh hold on sale's
very not so fast we gotta haggle first
haggle oh yeah and you're in trouble
because I love to haggle that's why
orange brought me along so let's haggle
why are you saying the word haggle so
much okay full transparency I don't
actually like to haggle I just love
saying the word haggle oh fine what are
your terms first off orange doesn't need
a motor ah I'm sorry did you just say no
electric motor that's right lose the
motor Mister yeah bring my own motor
Wherever I Go
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annoying mode
right after this
oh my God okay look it's your car I'll
I'll just order you a Tesla with no
motor also no wheels excuse me what does
he need wheels for he rolls just fine as
is
wow
wow somebody put a glass door right in
the middle of your customer rolling
Corridor you guys should really get that
checked out
yeah there's no such thing as customer
rolling Corridor okay can we just finish
this up please any other customizations
oh also lose the foot pedals no feet you
know also lose the arm rests for similar
reasons and we don't want to pay for a
moon roof orange got a public and
decency ticket last time you used one
and can we lose the tongue I already got
one and it's real good is this a joke to
you too are you actually planning to
purchase this vehicle or not but because
it seems and so you're on the verge of
stripping away every feature the car has
real and fictitious a lack okay I'll be
honest I don't actually want to buy the
whole car I just want the airbags the
airbags yeah we heard teflon's have a
lot of airbags is that true it is this
Tesla here has eight in fact one two
three four five six seven eight eight
airbags we'll take them all oh and the
horn can I get the horn tail Whatever
Gets you out of here the quickest now
what exactly are you looking to pay for
this outrageously stripped down Tesla
hmm would you accept 13 bucks and some
pocket lint
I have these sugar packets though truth
be told I grabbed these out of your
lobby when we came out well I honestly
that's about how much car costs once you
strip away everything but the airbags
you sir got yourself a deal and the horn
forget the horn
oh very well now I'm curious to know
what do you plan to do with airbags but
no car oh well that's a surprise also
what happened to those airbags I just
got
okay okay very funny I'd say it's time
for the 2u to take off all right but you
first
first stop
okay that is enough honestly I agree but
that's only four airbags so far and as
we both know our Tesla has eight
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oh could this get any worse
hey don't be too upset at least you got
the sale right yeah you should be
through the roof oh should I should I be
thrilled about having to put up with the
two most annoying customers I've ever
had to deal with well forgive me but I
am decidedly not through the roof right
now well sure you're not right at this
moment
oh but how about now
hey you guys see sales bear eating where
you'll be back he's just catching some
air
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