>>> LIVE FROM BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN HOTEL IN ORLANDO, IT'S
THE NBABUBBLE DRAFT FINALS WIT YOUR HOST, PATRICE SOUPSALAD
>> WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME DURING THIS UNIQUE BASKETBALL
SEASON OUR PLAYERS HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY ISOLATED FROM THEIR
WIVES, THEIR GIRLFRIENDS, AND WHOEVER ELSE THEY MIGHT WANT TO
SEE. NOW THAT WE'VE REACHED THE
FINALS, THESE LOVELY LADIES HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO JOIN THE NBA
BUBBLE THIS IS THE "NBA BUBBLE DRAFT.
>> BROUGHT TO YOU BY SUMMER'S EVE, LYSOL WIPES
BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE SAT IN SOMETHING AND YOU DON'T WANT TO
GET IT THAT WAY. >> NOW, THESE WOMEN MAY NOT GET
A CHAMPIONSHIP RING, BUT THEY COULD GET THE NEXT BEST THING.
18 YEARS OF CHILD SUPPORT. LET'S PICK THE TOP DRAFT PICKS
>> I'M CANDICE, AND I'VE GOT A REALLY IMPRESSIVE RESUME
LIL' WAYNE, LIL DICKY, WESLEY SNIPES, AND TWO YEARS OF NURSING
SCHOOL SHOW BLOCK
>> I'M QUEENIE, A FORMER HOCKEY HO IN TWO SPORTS
I USED TO FOLLOW THE CANUCKS BUT NOW I FOLLOW THE KANICKS
>> I'M KITTY AND I'M AN ESSENTIAL WORKER HERE TO SHOOT
MY SHOT. >> SO YOU'RE A COVID NURSE
>> SURE. >> SEEING A LOT OF PROMISE HERE
TODAY. IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT TO
CHOOSE THE SMARTEST AND THE PRETTIEST AND THE MOST DOWN, IF
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> HOW'D I GET THIS BAG?
HOW'D I GET THIS RING? WELL, LET'S JUST SAY IT'S VELVET
DOWN THERE HEY, IS THAT GIRL LAUGHING AT
ME >> SWEETHEART, THAT'S A CUTOUT
OF A FACE. >> WELL, SHE GOT A STANK FACE
AND SHE FLAT AS HELL >> HEY, IS THIS WHERE THE
SEATTLE STORM AND THE LAS VEGAS ACES ARE STAYING
>> I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE WNBA
>> RIGHT YOU ARE, SIR. >> LOVE IS LOVE.
AND LOVE IS BASKETBALL WHO'S NEXT
>> MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE HIGH SCHOOL
WE HAVE FIVE KIDS AND I AM HIS ROCK
BUT HE ALREADY TOLD ME HE WASN'T ALLOWED IN THE BUBBLE, SO I AM
JUST HERE TO SEND MY MAN SOME LOVE
>> WELL, YOU ARE ALLOWED IN THE BUBBLE
YOU JUST HAVE TO QUARANTINE. >> OH.
INTERESTING. THAT IS NOT THE INFORMATION THAT
HAD BEEN PREVIOUSLY RELAYED TO ME
BUT NOW THAT I AM PRIVY TO THIS, MY HUSBAND IS A DEAD MAN
>> THINGS ARE HEATING UP >> HOW Y'ALL DOING
I'M C.J. AND I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 60 DAYS.
BECAUSE I JUST HAVE TO KEEP RESTARTING QUARANTINE BECAUSE I
CAN'T STOP ORDERING BUFFALO WILD WINGS.
>> THE BUBBLE IS TIGHT NO ORDERING OUTSIDE FOOD
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT BECAUSE I MADE IT TO DAY 13
SO I AM GOOD >> HEY, I HAVE A BUFFALO WILD
WINGS DELIVERY HERE. >> I SAID CONTACTLESS DELIVERY
MAN. >> HI.
I'M QUARANTINING IN DISNEY WORLD ANYWAY
I USED TO WORK IN THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS
I PLAYED MONICA LEWINSKY BUT THEN I GOT OLDER
BILLS. AND NOW I GET TO BE GOOFY.
MARRY ME, BASKETBALL OH, SORRY, I SHOULD PUT ON MY
MASK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS.
A DRAFT PICK HAS BEEN MADE PLEASE WELCOME NBA COMMISSIONER
ADAM SILVER. >> HEY
GOOD WORK, SOUPSALAD BEING HERE TODAY PROVES THAT
EVEN BEING IN A PANDEMIC YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD HOST DOWN.
THAT BEING SAID OUR POINT GUARD BEAUTIFUL WIFE MICHELLE IS HERE.
SO OBVIOUSLY -- >> CHANGE OF PLANS
I CHOOSE HER >> OH, MY GOD!
I PROMISE YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. OKAY
IT'S BEEN A LONG JOURNEY TO GET HERE
ALL THE DMs. ALL THE THIRST TRAPPINGS
YOU GOT MY AMAZON WISH LIST, RIGHT?
>> MM-HMM. >> LOVE YOU.
>> FIRST WIVES, SECOND WIVES, MISTRESSES AND SIDE PIECES
THIS HAS BEEN THE NBA BUBBLE DRAFT.