Hey bestie... you know how sharing is caring?
If i had to go through this you do too.
hi it's Divya G welcome to my channel.
What does the g stand for?
The g stands for go get a mask because we're Kissing The Coronavirus.
There's an actual novel called 'kissing the coronavirus' which came out last year and
it's part of a series called kissing the coronavirus CHRONICLES.
There's three books... they really said trilogy(!)
It's rated nearly four stars with like 64 percent of people saying it's a five star
book.
Dr Alexa Ashingtonford is part of a crack team of scientists tasked with finding the
cure to the devastating coronavirus - when they say crack team they mean the drug - this
book is MJ Edward's debut book and is her attempt at trying to pay the bills following
her job loss.
Honestly... #girlboss.
This is the cover.
She was supposed to cure the coronavirus instead she fell in love with it... your medical license
- revoked.
I love the use of gradients.
Man's looking a bit like handsome Shrek.
I'm pretty sure that her outfit is breaking some lab regulations.
Whoever edited this i love how the fact that the green is overlapping her fingers you know
to symbolize that you know she is so encaptured by the coronavirus that she becomes the coronavirus.
"Kissing the coronavirus" by M.j Edwards ... viral erotica!
Now, I'm not a medical scientist but I sent this to my friend who is practicing medicine
to kind of verify these passages.
Dr Alexa Ashingtonford - I just know she has a trust fund, stared at the test-tube between
her fingers.
Her perfectly pink manicured nails clashing with a pale bubbling liquid inside - if anything
that does not clash - the virus which had claimed so many lives, which made heartbeat
furiously like a wild tiger crashing in its cage.
That sounds like a medical condition.
Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked up the corona sample like a pulsating
erect -- desperate to unleash its devastation on anyone who touched it.... bestie we are
just nine lines in!
What type of a word association do you have to go through with picking up a dangerous
virus sample and the simile???
The tickle in her knickers when she worked with the sample was the only sexual release
she had experienced since the virus had unleashed its hell and taken its hold.
Imagine what she could do with.
Her nipple hardening like a tic tac!
Imagine how she would feel if she touched herself with it.
Pretty great.
Alexa thought.
Pretty great indeedly.
Hold on hold on hold on on that hold on hold on.
Man really said diy dildo.
And then she like unbuttons her coat now i don't want to get demonetized so i'm going
to be referring to this as pen fifteen so then Dr Alexax if she even deserves that namex
starts like unbuttoning her coat and it goes on with the extended metaphor of the test
tube being like a pen 15.
Kitty cat so wet that the lace glided across her like a fat man on a water slide.
I don't know if that's body shaming.
Passage just makes me feel really uncomfortable shown it in this way um also i would like
to say that like very rarely are you really ever truly alone in a lab you usually have
a lab tech that doesn't leave.
But i just don't know why you would be doing this in those zones because the whole point
of those zones is to keep it sterile and not do whatever she's doing in the first place.
"Dr Ashingtonford would you mind cataloging these new test samples?"
Shit.
Alexa hadn't realized that her boss Dr Gertly Chund had walked back into the lab whatever
i haven't been stuck in the lab with him for so long, so deprived of the feeling of a hot
man dong -huh, what?
Why do you act like that?
Like what?
The way that you act.
You don't you don't see how you act why people don't want to be around you?
No.
Look how you act.
She knew the vaccine they were waiting to trial on human patients needed just a little
more covid nineteen in order for the body to properly build up the necessary antibodies.
But would Dr Gurtlychund listen?
No.
So the virus is infecting dr wubble and dr j and then dr gertly chand is like 'bitch
we need to get a cure'.
He became more determined.
So determined in fact that he has stopped listening to reason and because Alexa had
huge boobies, big ass and nice legs he would sometimes overlook her.
This is a comment on the prejudices that women face when they are in a stem career.
Dr Ashingtonford did you hear me?
You've been standing there not responding to me for three and a half minutes!
Babes if someone stands there for three and a half minutes and doesn't respond to me I
am calling the police.
Alexa placed the sample back on her work bench.
Now the sample is infected.
Not only with COVID, but whatever std that she's clearly harboring.
If this is the type of shit she's doing in a lab imagine what she does when she's at
home!
If you catalog these new samples and the data aligns we might just be ready to try out.
And now finally there was a slim chance that they might have found the key and then Alexa
would finally know what it felt like to grasp a pen 15 in her hands again... bestie
PRIORITIES girl.
Probably not even that good.
She tore open the box of samples and began running them on the samplometer.
But Alexa knew she had to replicate the results against the original sample... any excuse
to hold that powerful beast in her hands once again.
She didn't need to be asked twice!
Alexa took the creamy bubbling covid 19 sample from the workbench holding it close to her
quivering breasts as she returned to the samplometer.
QUIVERING BREAS-?
How do they quiver?
Like do they have a mind of their own?
Does she have incredible muscle control?
Are they afraid?
She knew there wasn't enough covid 19.
She just knew it.
Alexa opened the test tube filled with the trial vaccine.
Pop!
She opened the tube filled the corona virus sample.
Pop!
The creamy liquid bubbled and popped like a fresh bowl of rice crispies.
Even the sound of the virus made her ovaries clash together like cymbols!
Bestie that's a medical problem.
The sound of the cor- the hills are alive with the sound of covid!
She only needed to add a drop she was one of the best scientists around, so so confident
a drop would be all it would take to make the vaccine perfect!
How does she know?
When they say one drop, I would hope they mean one drop with a pipette.
Just no, no.
Just stop it.
I don't know, maybe it's because i've worked in a lab i just know how strict the lab environment
is when working with like dna and blood and all of that.
Like i don't even know what a samplometer is.
She placed the lids on each test tube and returned the vaccine to the cabinet.
Dr Gurtlychund would never need to know Alexa had made the changes.
Surely they would need to know in order to replicate?
Like the covered vaccine is not some kfc seven secret spices.
They'd use the original vaccine to create more and more and more to use across the world.
That's not how it works lab work is so vigorous you have to know what you've got in there.
If you don't record anything and your experiment is not reproducible is it even relevant if
no one else can do it?
So then Dr Gurtlychund comes back in and then he was like wow the samples are amazing!
Alexa said yeah yeah yeah all right.
Let's go to the medical counsil.
And then Doctor is like no we're skipping approval from the medical council!
Skipping the medical council: unethical.
INCORRECT.
Alexa's heart fluttered like it had done the time she [___] the farmers cross-eyed son
and uncrossed his eyes.
*raindrop laughter* Alexa's given me covid.
Alexa's not just any doctor - she's jesus.
Like was the kitty cat so good?
that the person's eyes were like [ __ ] "I need to see this in HD!"
they were like "damn
1080p for me!"
Dr Gertlychund then takes the vaccine the Alexa added covid to.
"I'll do it", he said.
Alexa gasped, "doctor no!".
"Yes Alexa" he said sternly.
He took a syringe out of his lab pocket then Dr Gertlychund dipped the needle into the
vaccine and threw the blue liquid up into the liquid holding part- *kekekeke* of the
syringe.
like honestly... the description... don't worry, you don't need a medical degree to
read this.
"Oh but you can't" Alexa said, grabbing his bicep.
It was so small, so weak.
This is like the fourth time we've got body shaming..
Alexa do better.
"Alexa i can!
And i will, i have to" Dr Gurtlychund: I had a reason, i had a reason Alexa: well what
was the reason Dr Gurtlychund: I had a reason.
Alexa: What was the reason?
WHAT WAS THE REASON?!
Dr GCH: I just- I just explained the reason!
Alexa: WHAT WAS THE REASON.
Dr GCH: I DON't need to explain myself to you.
Alexa: WHAT WAS THE REASON!
"Better me than some helpless children"... children!?
Babes if they're trialling on children this is some black market vaccine shit man.
Like also it's a very saviour complex um character like okay... fine.
Children were never going to be the first person to be in a trial anyway so it'd always
be healthy individuals but again... okay.
"I have to do this Alexa and I didn't tell you this before but I have the coronavirus".
Alexa gasped again then covered her mouth as she realized she and Dr GurtYurt were not
practising social distancing etiquette.
"Dr Ashingtonford if the trial doesn't work it has been an honour working with you"...
you're not going off to war!
He fell to the floor!
"Doctor!"
"No don't come any closer I have it under control" For some reason the lights flashed...
WIND *cackled* whipped around the lab lashign Alexa's hair back and forth shaking...
BESTIE why does her boobs- why does it keep moving?
Where did the wind come FROM?
Alexa's heart hammered harder than the time she was hammered by the carpet fitter when
he came to fit carpets- I'm imagining her hair moving back and forth and her breasts-
AHEUEHEUH
If her similes are just references to the time where she gets.. you know.,.. no wonder
she's crazy.
Alexa edged back, pushing back until her back pushed back against the wall.
Laureatte right there.
"Um... bob?" "who is...
Bob?" "who what?"
"I know no Bob" a hand clamped down on the workspace it looked like a normal hand except
it was green.
Alexa stepped away, heart ravaging inside her chest.
Now, this is like the fifth time Alexa talks about her heart babes you need to go get that
checked out!
His strong brow, piercing blue eyes... of course.
A wide jaw like the trunk of a car!
A bulge inside his trousers the size of a medium length PYTHON.
That is also a medical condition you're not gonna find any trousers in Primark that's
gonna fit you.
That just sounds like a burden to me.
Legs.
And presumably, feet but Alexa couldn't see behind the desk.
His muscles were so large and toned they practically hummed.. how did how how did how . He was
covered in small green bumps which sciency people like Alexa called spike proteins.
Wait if he had spike proteins that means he was... no... no!
It couldn't possibly be.. no!..
But it could just be.... " are you the virus?".
If you're going to write a novel about the coronavirus in the time of the pandemic then
it's worth making sure you are up to date with the science.
All of him was green is just incorrect.
And then because he already had covid you add them together and he becomes covid this
is some type of [ __ ] that if you're not careful anti-vaxxers will use and treat like
gospel they'll actually use this as medical evidence.
Anyway, it turns out that actually Alexa gave him covid she's just asymptomatic.
Get tested.
And then she starts thinking about his ding-dong she looks up at him his eyes were striking
like a goats but without the sideways pupils.
The spike proteins lapping away from his skin.
What does that even mean?
What does this even mean?
A big hand grabbed at her even bigger breasts, clinging on like he was climbing a mountain.
You're gonna get a D of E medal.
Yeah i can't read the rest of this because it's very ns fw.
Basically they just you know gucci gucci wawa woohoo on the floor and I'm just thinking,
listen, you're in a lab right now.
This is highly unsanitary.
As covid wrapped her up in his arms she was the filling in a burrito.
He wanted to spend eternity encased in his warming warmth.
Was this love?
She had ignored what her head had said the dread and instead she had embraced love.
She closed her eyes and she rested and rested and.. bestie this is the best book i have
ever read in my entire life.
Yeah leave me a like if you want me to read book two with you guys.
I don't know how you felt about this novel but i found it thrilling.
There are times in the novel where you think hey, this is a comment on society and the
patriarchy and how they don't value women's work.
The doctor succumbs to the disease in the end she submits to it and in the end, she
doesn't find a cure but she does find love so it's like what do we value more as a society
love or work?
It's like girl why are you so horny for?
After reading that i feel like i need to claim some like compensation like i need to claim
an accident at work injury.
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