- ♪ Bacon pancakes ♪ ♪ Makin' bacon pancakes ♪
- This one's fat. - This one's chunky, I like it!
- I gotta cover my eyes, I can't look at it, no!
- (PvF) What do you call it when you have an adventurous boy,
and a dog with special powers?
- Adventure Time!
- ♪ Come on grab your friends ♪ ♪ We're going to very distant lands ♪
- ♪ Jake the Dog ♪ ♪ And Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪ ♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
- (PvF) We are headed to the Land of Ooo.
- Yes! - Yay!
- (PvF) For a magical Try Not To Eat: Adventure Time.
- Oh my God. - Aw come on!
- Ooh! - Yes!
- So you put it on like this, and then...
- Fabulous.
- At least I've already tried the bacon pancakes.
- ♪ Bacon pancakes ♪ ♪ Makin' bacon ♪
- I can probably hold out.
- (Jake) I am ready to receive instruction
from the Realm of Creation above me.
- Oh my God!
- Damn, it's worse than I thought.
- (Jake) Pickles for my boy, Prismo.
- Pickles for my boy, Prismo.
- Prismo! - Look at that!
- (Jake) A bird from the window! - You don't like dill?
- A bird from the window! (laughs)
- Oh my God, are you serious?
- Bird from the window, yes! (Angelique screams)
- This episode had me going through roller coasters, I swear.
- Lobster!
- (Jake) Lobster soul!
- Oh, the soul of a lobster.
- Oh my gosh. - I'm gonna cry.
- I'm so hungry right now.
- This is gonna be so hard, no!
- (PvF) The Realm of Creation has passed its wisdom on to us,
and we've recreated Jake's perfect sandwich,
with a side of Prismo's pickles.
- Oh, I'm torn now. (laughs)
- Are you serious?
- Come on, it's a Jake sandwich! - God!
(buzzer rings)
It sounds so good! The crunch!
- Wow!
- God, I'm wearing the Finn hat, I'm gonna honor it.
- They can't control what size pickles they grow as.
- Oh, this smells so good! (buzzer rings)
Oh!
- I'm gonna pass.
- I'm taking another bite, om! - I'm gonna pass, I'm gonna pass.
- Oh, it's okay, 'cause I know
the prize will have me feeling better, question mark?
(laughs)
- Holy [censored]. - Om.
I forgot it wasn't a one bite.
- You're making it so much worse! - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
- Can we look at this, it's like perfectly pink inside.
I'm not kidding, this actually might be
one of the best sandwiches I've had.
- Can I take this home? - (PvF) Yeah!
- You can keep it?
- Yeah, I wasn't gonna tell you at first,
but if you take a bite of the food,
you get to keep it.
Still no? - That's a yes.
- Yeah! (both laugh)
- Okay.
- I feel like I turned into Sharon now.
That's exactly what she told me.
- The lobster soul, mmm. There's just something about it.
- It is so good. - Jake is the best!
- Jake knows what he's doing.
- Mmm!
- I'm like low key, like so sad. (laughs)
- (Finn) And remember, don't eat my special Finn cakes.
- You're lying!
- Yeah, let's get a Finn cake up in here!
- You're lying!
(Dani gasps) - Oh, stop!
- Us, us in a second.
- Me in a second. (laughs) - Right?
A little baby!
- It doesn't get any easier, does it?
- (PvF) Specially baked by Finn himself,
we actually have permission to try these oh so yummy Finn cakes.
- We got permission?
- (laughs) That's adorable.
- (PvF) Oh.
- It's a sandwich. - You killed him.
- No one does this? - No, I did.
- Nah, Finn said not to eat it. So I'm not gonna eat it.
- Are you serious? Okay.
- Yeah, yeah I'm serious. - Well that sucks for you.
- You should eat it like the bear.
- Oh, just om nom nom! - Just eat it in one bite.
- He can't breathe.
(PvF laughs) - Well, [censored] him.
- Oh, and you just bit his face off.
Oh, and he's dead. (buzzer rings)
- I'm just gonna... - God, it smells so good!
- He's so cute! (buzzer rings)
He's so small!
- I wanna see you eat it, as the bear, as the bear!
- I passed the sandwich.
I feel damn near invincible.
- I'm telling you, homemade cupcakes are always the winner.
- (PvF) Oh! (buzzer rings)
- Mmm. - Mm-hmm.
- You can tell why Finn doesn't want anyone to eat these.
- They're good? - It melts in your mouth.
- Yeah, I can smell Finn's Love in this cupcake.
- I don't wanna let him down.
- I know, exactly! He really wants you to try it.
- I really wanna try it. (laughs)
- Nah, not for me. - (PvF) Why?
- Finn said no! I'm not gonna eat it.
- I said yes, you can try it.
- Uh-uh.
- God damn it. (laughs)
- Yeah, I'm okay with this.
- I'm taking yours, then. - Take it, take mine home.
- Thank you!
- (Finn) What's for b-fast, Jake?
- Everything burrito!
- Everything burrito! - Oh my God!
- Big burrito! (both laugh)
- Imagine having stretchy powers and working at Chipotle.
- Right. - It's be so easy.
- That's a burrito with heft.
- Now that looks like a burrito with everything in it.
- I know! (Darius laughs)
- (PvF) We hope you're hungry,
because we did put everything in this burrito.
Well really, just eggs, berries, Spam, bacon, lettuce,
tomato, noodles, french fries, taco meat, cheese, beans,
rice, pretzels, oh, and the kitchen sink.
- This one's fat. - This one's chunky, I like it.
- I think that's what's piquing me the most,
is like we can't see it. - It's the curiosity.
- Dude, I'm passing, I'm sorry. - They put the kitchen sink in here.
I'll tell you how it tastes. (buzzer rings)
- The crunch! (both laugh)
- Can you please, with me?
- I want to, but I said no to Jake's sandwich two times.
You know how like betraying it would be if I eat this?
- Ooh, ooh! - (Dani) She's fat!
- Hmm. - No.
- Mm-hmm. - No!
- I'm in too deep. (buzzer rings)
Ooh, that was a good bite! Is that bacon?
- There's french fries in there, and like...
- (Angelique) That looks so interesting.
- Pretzel sticks.
- Can I just go face first into it? - Just...
- You think? Om!
- Oh [censored]! (laughs)
- Oh there's the Spam, cheese...
- There's a lot going on. (laughs)
- It's like you never know what you're gonna get after,
so I can just keep going.
- Every bite is completely different and new.
- Oh, is there noodle?
- ♪ (Izzy sings) ♪
(laughs) Oh my God.
- Oh my God, there's blueberries in it.
♪ I can't do that ♪
- That sounds like it's fire.
- I love you Finn, and I love you Jake, but no.
- (Finn) Don't eat that tart!
- (Princess) I'll eat this other tart instead!
- I love this episode. - Ah!
- Oh, the royal tart. - Oh my gosh.
- Oh, it's a pie! - It's a tart!
(both laugh)
- The flavor!
I love this part!
- (Royal Tart Toter) This cosmic dance of bursting decadence.
- Cosmic dance.
- How does he pronounce that with barely any teeth?
- He starts floating in space. (both laugh)
- I gotta cover my eyes, I can't look at it, no!
- Can I, that's so cute! (giggles)
- (PvF) Ladies and gentlemen, The royal tarts have arrived.
We've ensured that these sweet royal tarts
from the Tart Toter won't paralyze you,
unless you're paralyzed from... - (both) The flavor!
- No, not the... (laughs)
- Look at that!
- They even have the gingerbread man.
- Can you believe I've never had gingerbread?
- You can just do that. Oh, there you go.
- Let me just say that strawberry glaze is hypnotic,
like it has me like entranced.
- His arms were cut off, his legs were cut off.
- (PvF) Dani, you have stuff on your arm.
- I'm gonna try it. - It looks so good.
- Look, I gotta be gripped by the flavor.
(buzzer rings)
How is it? - (whispers) Oh my God.
- Are you gripped? (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
Mmm! - Oh my God!
- I'm paralyzed, I can't feel that part!
I can't feel my body, I'm paralyzed!
- By the flavor! - (laughs) By the flavor!
- Oh my gosh, it's so soft, this gingerbread.
(buzzer rings)
- Let me know how it is. I don't like gingerbread.
- Do you know the muffin man?
(Toter screams) The muffin man?
The muffin man who lives on Drury Lane.
- Not my gumdrop buttons! Oh!
(Jillian laughs)
- Well that was morbid. (laughs)
- Yeah, it's all covered in, huh! (Izzy laughs)
- (PvF) She's just murdered the Tart Toter.
- Ah!
The flavor!
- (PvF) The royal tart? - The flavor!
- Mmm.
- (Jake) I got two keys right here. (Finn laughs)
- Woo! - There's no way.
There's no way, you're lying. You're lying, you're lying,
you're lying, oh my God.
- Oh now, oh!
- Oh my God! (laughs)
- Ooh, donuts.
- Wow!
Where did you even find this? (Darius laughs)
- What is happening? (Angelique screams)
- (plant) What is happening? (both laugh)
- (PvF) We promise these donuts and cupcakes aren't poisonous,
but they certainly are delicious.
Just be sure to watch out for the witch.
- Oh my God! - (plant) Oh my God.
- Want a donut? Yes.
- I want a donut. - Of course I want a donut.
- I already just had a cupcake too!
I kinda don't want another! (laughs)
- I'm dead! - Do you want a donut?
- (plant) I kinda don't want another.
- Look how it's inviting too, it's just right there.
- I know, I'm just trying to ignore it!
- ♪ Bacon pancakes ♪ ♪ Making bacon pancakes ♪
♪ Bacon pancakes ♪
- ♪ Bacon pancakes ♪ ♪ Making bacon pancakes ♪
♪ Bacon pancakes ♪
- Oh, it was amazing! (both laugh)
- The more you fail, the more bites you take of the punishment, so...
- I'm gonna pass. - I think I'm good on this one.
- I'm gonna pass.
- When Jake ate the donut, he got his powers taken away.
Oh!
I don't wanna risk it.
- I don't like it when my food talks back to me.
(laughs) - I mean...
- Yeah, I don't want any more bites of that punishment food,
so I think I'm okay.
- (PvF) Well guys, that is it. That is our challenge.
- Oh great!
- (PvF) Congratulations Darius. - I'm not happy!
- (PvF) You are the only person to avoid all of these dishes.
- God damn it!
- I'm just hoping this healthy treat, oh.
- Little did you know, just 'cause you missed that.
Hey Nicole...
No, I'm just kidding. - You suck!
I would fight you!
- (Princess) Gunter, come party with us!
(Jillian laughs) - Nah, Gunter's a party penguin!
He's gonna party with them!
- Gunter is so cool. Gunter's the coolest character.
- Gunter, Gunter!
- Gunter!
- Gunter! (Izzy laughs)
- Wow!
- Lets go, Gunter! - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hell yeah, now it's a real party.
- They're edible balloons! (Darius laughs)
- Baked mac and cheese. - This...
- Oh crap! - Oh my gosh!
- I think we messed up. - We did mess up.
- (PvF) Dun dun dun!
- Hey! - (gasps) Wow!
There's like a whole costume for this!
- (laughs) King Finn! (both laugh)
- (PvF) For our winners, we have a fun
Princess Potluck feast, complete with your very own crown.
- I feel like I do deserve this.
I'll go with the red velvet first,
'cause it's a little lighter than the chocolate.
- Oh wow, it's so moist. Wow!
- You can see it glistening too.
- I love how he got every piece of the salad in separate bites,
and like held the watermelon.
- You guys put me on, this is fantastic.
- Wait, you actually love it? - The cheese, mm-hmm.
- (PvF) Yoink!
- Yeah, that's so messed up. (Dani laughs)
I would've [inaudible] you!
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Angelique, Travis, Dani, Izzy, and Jillian,
you were tempted, and for that, you must suffer the consequences.
- Ah!
- That was a lot of names, was that everyone in the episode?
(laughs) Oh my God!
- (Peppermint) A plate of mashed carrots.
- Ew, I hate carrots!
- Peppermint Butler is a real one.
- Oh my God! (laughs)
- Oh geez.
- No!
- Hooah! - Spicy, spicy!?
- I'm just gonna pretend it's like carrot cake,
with like, you know, that's [censored] disgusting.
- So spiced, mashed carrots. - Ugh!
- (PvF) These mashed carrots may seem unassuming,
but to say that they have a kick to them is an understatement.
It's four bites for you, Dani, and three for you, Izzy.
- Yeah, I got it.
- Cheers.
(forks clatter) Let's go.
That's spicy.
- Ooh, yeah, yeah. - Oh there it is, you found it.
- Yeah, I think I got it.
- There was pieces in it, it was like...
- Ew! Oh!
- It's just like slop and spice.
- Okay, ugh, oh my God.
- It's just the texture, I hate it.
- (PvF) That was not a bite. (Izzy laughs)
How are you doing there, Angelique?
- Ah. - Blah! (laughs)
- Okay, yeah, I don't want any more of that ever,
ever in my life, I think.
I think I'm like, I'm okay.
- I couldn't swallow it.
It like went to the back of my throat,
and I almost vomited.
- (babbles) It's so spicy. - It's kinda watery.
Watery, spicy. - It's like there's no flavor,
and then it just punch... (sighs)
(Izzy laughs)
- You can't chew mashed carrots.
(Izzy laughs)
- I don't think I'm ever eating carrots again.
- Oh my God! - I think I've been turned off.
- Here, you want mine?
- Yeah, sure. - Eh, you're lying!
Who voluntarily eats this stuff? (Travis laughs)
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