Sam: OMG.
OMG.
Bird: What is wrong with you.
Sam: OMG Bird.
You won't guess who is at the mall right now.
Bird: As crazy as you are acting this better be somebody good.
Sam: Bird half the school is at the mall right now.
Ace Hills is there girl.
Bird: OMG!
Sam: That's what I said girl.
Come on.
Lets got to the mall right now.
Bird: But I can't.
I have wait until Franky gets out of the after school program.
By that time I have to go straight home.
Sam:For real.
Can't he just like find somebody at the after school program to walk home with Bird.
Bird: Sam if I let him walk home alone my mom will ground me for a million years.
Sam: Bird.
Come on.
It's worth it for Ace Hills.
Bird: You're right.
I twill be worth it.
Franky: Oh Franky get ready.
This is going to be your 1st step into being a big boy.
Bernice: I always thought this kid was special but talking to himself lets me know he's really
got a problem.
Bernard: (Laughing) Right.
Maybe poor little Spanky has no friends so that's why he talk to himself.
Franky: My names not Spanky.
It's Franky.
Bernice:Spanky, Franky nobody really cares what your name is kid.
Franky: Why won't you two leave me alone.
Bernard: Because we like you Franky.
Franky: Really?
You guys like me?
Bernice: Of course we do.
We want to be your friend.
Franky: Wow.
I would.
I'd like that.
Bernice: We would like to be friends and always make sure that as friends we take care of
each other (laughing).
Franky: Really?
Now that would be cool.
Mrs Ball: Uh huh.
Bernice & Bernard.
Just the two I wanted to see.
Franky: Hi Mrs. Ball.
Mrs. Ball: and good afternoon there Franky.
Bernard: Whatever it is Mrs. Ball I didn't do it.
Mrs. Ball: Bernard when you say things like that it makes you sound.more guilty.
For example I understand from Mrs Hatchet that she saw the both of you in the school
kitchen where extra snacks came up missing from lunch today.
Bernice: No Mrs Ball.
It couldn't of been us.
Really it couldn't have been us.
We don't even like Cinnamon rolls.
Mrs Ball: Well that is interesting Bernice.
How did you know that it was Cinnamon rolls missing?
Bernice: Umm.
A CINNAMON ROLL DROPS ON THE GROUND Mrs Ball: Now Franky.
I know my new student didn't sneak into the kitchen.
Franky: I don't know where that came from.
Mrs Ball: Oh really.
Seeing you hanging out with these two here.
I am sure they know where they came from.
All 3 of you... to detention.
Bernice: But we didn't do anything Mrs Ball.
Why do we have to go to detention?
Mrs. Ball: I'm sure you've done something.
I just haven't caught you yet.
Let's go you two.
Bernice: Thanks Franky.
Franky: What did I do?
Mrs. Jenkins: Listen up.
That's enough of that noise you little hooligans.
This is attention and you're mine for the next hour so be quiet.
Franky: Excuse me Mrs. Jenkins ma'am.
My granny expects me home in 30 minutes.
I can't stay for an hour.
Mrs. Jenkins: Well it sounds to me like granny is going to be missing her little pumpkin
because you're not going anywhere.
BERNICE & BERNARD LAUGH Mrs. Jenkins: What are you too Lessing it?
There's nothing worse then repeat offenders or as I like to say a double pain in my side
with Bernard & Bernice.
Now as for you two, you already know the drill.
But you Franky you're a new fish.
So I want to welcome you to Mrs Jenkins Hall of Justice.
It's here where I am the law baby.
Franky: The law.
Mrs. Jenkins: That's right I said it.
I'm the law.
You have and your warden me, will watch you like a hawk.
I have been at this school for over 40 years and there is nothing gets past these eyes.
Franky: Is she ok?
Bernice: What are you talking about you crazy kid?
Franky: She sounds really terrible.
Bernice: Don't worry it is just like spending the afternoon with an old grizzly bear
Franky: But she said she would watch us like a hawk.
Bernice: Old lady Jenkins just says that stuff to scare kids like you.
When it comes to detention she can't stay awake for more than 5 minutes.
Bernard: and now it's time for us to run the halls.
That's what I'm talking about Franky: Run the halls.
Bernice: It's time for us to break out of detention joint and we're taking it to the
halls.
Franky: But guys we're already in trouble.
What will happen if Mrs. Jenkins wakes up.
Bernice: Come on friend.
Don't tell me you are scared.
Plus I thought we were tight.
You don't want to leave me and Bernard hanging do you?
Franky: No.Not really Bernice: That's what I am talking about.
It's time to have some real fun.
I know the perfect place.
Let's go guys.
Franky: What are we doing in the gym?
Bernice: We always come to have a little fun with Jesse the janitor.
Franky: Jesse the janitor.
Bernard: Yeah Franky.
Jesse the janitor cleans up after school and this guy cracks me up.
Bernice: Yeah he has worked here for so long.
I think he's been there for like a thousand years and everybody who went to school here
knows old man Jessie.
Franky: Well we should get out of here because if he sees us will get more trouble.
Come on.
Bernice: Don't worry about it Franky.
Franky: What do you mean don't worry about it?
What happens if he sees us.
Bernice: Franky relax.
Old man Jesse janitor is blind and he always has his ear buds in so when he listens to
music he can't even hear.
Jessie.
I'm the man.
Yeah.
Jessie cleaning up with my garbage can.
Jessie I'm on top.
I'm on top boy.
Jessie!
Rocking with my mop.
Jessie the janitor.
Jessie.
J, J, Jessie the janitor.
Jessie, j, j, Jessie Franky: You guys are crazy.
I know it's detention but you guys are really funny.
Bernice: This guy is not just funny he us hilarious.
Franky: Right.
Bernice what does hilarious mean.
Bernice: Stay in school Franky, stay in school.
Bernard: We made it.
Bernice: Like always little brother.
Franky: What do we do now?
Bernice: don't worry.
Watch this.
Mrs Jenkins: Oh Lord it's almost quittin time.
I'm not trying to be up in here no more of my time.
I don't works for free around here.
Bernice: See we told you.
She may not get any work done around here but when it's time for her to go home she
is not staying any longer.
Mrs Jenkins: Alrighty you 3.
I don't know where you're going but you gotta get up out of the hall of Jenkins.
Bird: Sam my mom is going to kill me.
Sam: Chill Bird.
I am sure he it's somewhere winning around with Chillz or Lee.
Bird: If I don't find him I don't know what I'll do.
Franky: Who are you guys looking for?
Bird: Franky where have you been.
Franky: I was in detention.
Sam & Bird: Detention!
Franky: Yeah with Bernice abed Bernard.
Bird: What did you do?
Franky: It's a long story.
Bird: Well I am just you are ok.
Franky: Chill big sis.
Bernard: Yeah relax Big Sis.
Bird: You two.
It was probably your fault my brother got put in detention.
Franky: No Bird.
Me and Bernice & Bernard are friends.
Bernard: Please.
Never in a million years.
Bernice: Friends.
We would never hand out with you.
Franky: But I thought we were...
Bernice: You thought we were what....
(Laughing) Sam: Come on Franky.
Forget about them.
Bernice: Hey Franky.
Franky: (Sad) Yeah.
Bernice: See you later kid (Winking her eye).