- Let's see what pizza we got.
(sings angelic note)
Oh!
There's no pizza, though.
- Today we are trying each other's Pizza Hut orders.
- Let's go!
I'm so excited!
- Pizza Hut is criminally underrated.
It has great pizzas and it also has
a whole bunch of extra stuff,
which you don't get anywhere else.
- Pizza Hut has a place in my pizza heart
because it's one of those places
that is super nostalgic to me.
- I'm looking for lots of toppings and lots of cheese.
- If it blows my socks off,
we know we've got something special.
- As a creature of habit,
I'm looking for something that's gonna be new,
exciting, and is gonna blow me away.
- I wanna see something that is wild and wacky.
- We're gonna try each other's orders,
rate them out of ten,
and whoever has the highest score wins!
- Yeah, I'm ready!
Give me some pizza!
- So my order is a creamy ham and mushroom schnitzza
and, of course, the best one of all, a Margherita schnitzza.
Now, what is a schnitzza?
It is a marriage of two very amazing things,
a chicken schnitzel and a pizza.
No one has ever tried anything like this before
and everyone who tastes it is going to be wowed.
- Ooh, a little mini pizza.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
It's a chicken base!
- That's crazy.
- Is anyone else shocked?
- Oh, that's a schnitzel!
- It's got pam, and mushroom, and a lot of cheese.
- Oh my god and another one!
- The reason why I get two is because
Pizza Hut have an epic deal,
it's called Two for One Tuesdays.
- This is so cool!
Ooh.
- Mm, that's pretty good.
Really balanced flavors.
- It gives you so much.
It gives you the protein, it gives you the pizza-ness.
- Yeah, it's good.
The chicken schnitzel, like, is not super like,
"Schnitzel!"
It's just like,
"I'm here and I'm gonna give you some protein
while also giving you everything that you want."
- It's hitting all the flavor points.
- It's giving Aussie schnitty at the pub
but make it pizza at home.
This might just be my new favorite thing.
Jalapeno bites, okay.
- I feel the spice!
- Mm.
- These jalapeno bites, actually really good.
- Yep, yep, yep.
- I do just love, like, the chicken schnitzel element of it.
So for me, I'm gonna give this an eight out of ten.
- Now that I've tried it, my mind has been opened
to the possibilities of a Pizza Hut order.
I said I wanted to be blown away.
I said I wanted something new, and that's what I got.
So I think I'm gonna have to give this ten out of ten,
'cause I love it, I really love it.
- I'm definitely getting this.
I would give this a... (buzz)
- My Pizza Hut order is a thin crust pepperoni,
the best, the crunchiest, the delicious-est,
with a side of garlic bread, 'cause you need something
to break up that pizza, you know?
- We've clearly got a garlic bread situation and a pizza.
Boom.
- Ooh!
- Pepperoni.
- I'm loving what I'm seeing.
- It's so pretty.
- There is a lot of pepperoni on here, I must say.
- Yeah, getting notes of pepperoni.
- [Zeta] Wow!
- Pretty good.
- Ooh, thin crust!
- I've been down the path of thin crust,
but thicker crust is where it's at these days.
That's where the ultimate pizza experience is.
- It's gotten like super crispy on top,
and you get a bit of texture in there.
Love it.
- I normally would go for something
that has a bit more stuff on it,
just because I like more stuff.
Garlic bread!
(crunches)
- Never go for the end one because that's the worst.
- [Zeta] No it's not!
That's the best bit of the garlic bread!
- No.
You want the garlic bread with the sauce on either side.
- Garlic bread is the best.
- It's soft and pillowy and like, in the middle,
it's like a cloud of garlic.
Like, you just dive in and you have garlic dreams.
- This is a super classic and good order.
My only flaw is that, like, pepperoni is like,
almost too simple,
like you can go a little bit more exciting if you want to.
But this is gonna be an eight out of ten for me.
- I prefer deep dish pizza.
I'm gonna score this one a seven out of ten.
- The garlic bread is amazing.
For me, I would rate this an eight.
- My Pizza Hut order is a hearty bolognese,
because it's the ultimate comfort food,
and I'd back that up with a Hershey's cookie,
which is like, mind blowing.
It's like a giant chocolate chip cookie
and it comes to you warm.
Oh, it is so good.
(gasps)
- "The ultimate Hershey's dessert?"
(screams)
It's like the size of my head.
- It's like this big pan of
yummy, yummy, chocolatey yumminess.
- I don't think this is pizza.
(gasps)
No, it's not a pizza.
This is pasta.
You can't fool me.
(gasps)
- There's no pizza, though.
- Mm.
- Yum!
It's really, like, meaty,
and it tastes really like, coated well in like, the sauce.
- You got the cheese, you got the herbs, the pasta.
It's like everything I want in a comforting meal.
It's just gonna make me happy.
- I never order pasta and I would have never thought to,
but this might make me a changed woman.
- [All] Mm!
- It's a little bit crispy on top,
but it's soft in the center.
- With like, the little chocolate bits, and it's so good!
- I could literally devour this whole thing.
It's dangerous having this in front of me,
because it's gonna disappear.
- This is what dreams are made of.
- I would get this when I want to be
a little bit indulgent, you know?
And I'm going to give it a nine out of ten
'cause it's amazing.
- I think the pasta, it's like, a meal for one person,
like pizza, you can kind of share it
and have a few different pieces of each different kind.
So for this sake, I'm going to score it an eight out of ten.
- This order is so close to perfect,
but I feel like by principle, because there's no pizza,
I can't give it full marks.
So I'm probably gonna have to give this one
a (buzz) out of ten.
- So my order is the Veggie Sensation,
and it has loads of toppings on it,
and, controversial, it has pineapples on it.
(people booing)
And I also get the spud bites,
which are just little golden nuggets.
Like, you can just pop 'em in your mouth.
So fun, so nice.
- We have a thick crust, saucy beast over here.
All right, let's get into it.
- Oh, that's good.
- That aioli hitting the spot.
- If you're the kind of person that says that
crust is the best part of a pizza,
you're gonna love this crust.
- Yeah, crust is the best bit.
- Yeah, it's got like a mix of textures,
but it's got, like, some soft stuff,
some like, crunchy veggies and stuff.
It's pretty good.
My favorite thing is the sauce, then the bread.
- Spud bites!
A.K.A. potato gems, A.K.A. tater tots,
A.K.A. mini hash browns.
- Potato gems for me are in the top three foods
to ever be made.
Obviously there's pizza, which is, we have right here,
potato gems, and, what else do I have in there?
- They're like mini morsels of hash brown.
- You probably know what this tastes like
and you know it tastes really good.
- Predictable, comforting, delicious, hits the spot.
- Overall, pretty good.
Side is great, pizza's really nice,
but I probably would get a different topping.
So I'm gonna give it a seven out of ten.
- The one thing that is missing from this order
is that there's no meat on it,
so I'm gonna give this a nine out of ten.
- Amazing, it's not the best thing I've tasted today though,
but it's almost there, so I feel like I'm gonna give it
an eight out of ten.
(drumroll)
(cheering)
- I'm a winner?
Yes, I knew that the schnitzza was gonna bring it home!
Go schnitzza!
- Can I take some home?
- [Man] You can take whatever...
- Fuck yes!
(squeaking)