- Have you ever wondered how paper is made?
- No.
- Goldfish, the food you eat?
- Okay, yeah.
- Perfect,
'cause we're gonna answer all that in this video.
How water bottles are made.
- That doesn't look like a water bottle.
- Oh, all right.
You just squeeze it with metal and it inflates.
- They all probably come like that
so that way they can have different shapes
for different bottles,
and they inflate it to like the bottle they want.
So that way you can buy like a ton of them
and make different bottles in the factories.
- Oh, really?
Smart.
That actually does make sense.
- And that is all just speculation from me.
That could be totally false, but who cares?
This is our channel.
- How to make ice cream sandwiches?
- Do you like ice cream sandwiches?
- Literally, who doesn't?
- The ice cream could be better.
If they used higher quality ice cream in the middle,
it would be better.
- Just buy high quality ice sandwiches.
Like, stop buying the 50 cent ones.
- I go to Walmart, okay?
They don't got high quality ice cream sandwiches.
It's great value or nothing.
- Yo, someone make a high quality version
of ice cream sandwiches.
- Who's one of the big ice cream companies?
- Do you think I just search ice cream companies
in my free time?
- Bro, you don't be searching into ice cream lore, bro?
- No.
- How to make Lego mini figures.
Oh, this is how you make the Lego guys
that get stuck in your nose when you're little.
Just me?
I got one of those heads stuck in my nose
and I had to go to the doctor to get it taken out.
I really hope Tucker isn't like me,
'cause I was just very problematic as a child.
- Weirdo.
How instant ramen are made.
This ramen factory runs 24 hours a day.
Oh, is that spicy ramen?
- Ooh, I love the spicy ramen.
- Bro, imagine just grabbing that
and just being able to eat off that conveyor belt.
- Just hot off the press?
Have you ever eat ramen uncooked?
- No.
- You haven't ever just sprinkled the stuff on it
and then just eat it?
- No. - Okay.
I guess. - No.
- All right, I grew up poor, okay?
- I didn't even know that was possible.
- You just sprinkle the seasoning on it
and then you eat it.
- It probably tastes like brick dust.
- I mean, it's kind of crunchy, but it's not that bad.
- How to build a yacht.
Jeffrey Bezos and Elon Musk,
if you're watching, here you go.
This is for the one billionaire that watches our videos.
The rest of you that aren't that one billionaire,
don't worry about it.
- Even if I had $20 million to spend on a boat,
I don't think I would.
- This is more like a hundo.
- Nah, yachts aren't as much as you think.
- Jeffrey Bezos spent 500 million on his.
- Yeah, Jeffrey Bezos also owns the world.
He owns a couple of like oil tycoon.
- Oh, a couple of oil tycoons.
Yeah, you're right.
That's probably like a $15 million boat.
Now we're gonna react to how play buttons are made.
- You would know, you have like 30 of them.
- Actually, we have 35 now.
- So YouTube pays this company to do this?
- Bro, YouTube makes
billions upon billions of dollars a day.
You think they care to make this?
- Yeah, that's true.
- You think they care about a couple grand?
How to move a spaceship?
- This is over course of like multiple hours.
- I thought you were about to say multiple days.
I was like, bro, it's been dark the whole time.
- Oh, well look at that.
Now it's a course of a day
because now it's completely daytime.
Even though I didn't say that, I was still right.
Why didn't they just build it there?
- Because there's the difference between
a manufacturing plant and a launchpad.
- What a bunch of idiots.
Why didn't they just build it there
so they didn't have to move it?
- Yo, honestly, don't you want a new iPhone?
Just build it in your house.
- Look at it, it's like, ah.
(men laughing)
Hey, that's going to space.
- It went to space.
- Good for it.
- All right, so this is how they make speed limit signs.
- Nice. - Wait,
have you ever seen a 69 speed limit sign?
- No, this is a guy who makes them and sells them.
I've seen him on TikTok before.
- Oh, that's lame.
I wanna know how the government
literally makes millions upon millions of signs
across America.
- Jimmy, when I worked IT,
I actually had to work on the computer that makes the sign
(Jimmy burping)
and it is actually just like this.
This guy just bought or has one.
But that's so cool,
he can make 'em say whatever he wants, Jimmy.
And they're like legit signs, too.
- So I don't have to keep stealing 'em?
- Jimmy, don't say that, that's a felony.
I found that out the hard way.
- How Goldfish are made?
- What the freak is that?
Oh, that's cheese.
Oh my God, it's so much cheese.
- Oh, wait, really?
- Yeah, I forgot, Goldfish are just cheese bread.
- Oh my gosh.
Wait, those don't look like Goldfish.
Those look like gold catfish.
- They look like gold flats.
- They look like gold whitefish.
Wait, that's it?
You just take cheese and cut it and burn it?
- I need to know more.
How deep does this hole go?
- You should start a Goldfish plant.
They don't look that hard to make.
Let's just do JimmyFish and it's just like Goldfish,
just like slightly crispier.
- Yeah, let's do it.
- How pencils are made?
- Tell you what?
There wasn't enough made in middle school when I was a kid
and you gotta ask the girl beside you to borrow her pencil.
And she's like,
"No, I gave you a pencil last time
"and you didn't give it back."
It's like, I'ma need a pencil.
- I think they just didn't like you.
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
- Jennifer, you know who you are.
I failed that test.
Not because of the pencil,
because I'm not very smart.
- How to make a custom rug?
- Oh, I love these on TikTok.
- [Woman] I'm gonna make a Mr. Beast Burger rug.
- Oh, a Mr. Beast Burger rug?
- Why don't we have it under our feet right now?
- [Woman] It looks ugly right now.
- It does look ugly. - It doesn't.
- You're one of those people
that lie to make people feel good.
- No, I'm one of the people
that can see the diamond in the rough, man.
Look how fluffy it looks.
It looks like Big Bird.
- You think that looks good?
- I don't think it looks good as a rug.
- See, unlike.
- But it looks good to rub my face across.
- Unlike him, I won't lie to you.
It looks ugly so far.
We'll keep going, though.
- [Woman] This is so much better, but we have more to go.
- Oh, see?
Now it looks better.
Oh, wow, that's pretty cool.
And by the way, if you're watching this and hungry,
go order our Beast Burger.
Just literally download our app
or go on Uber Eats, Grub Hub.
We're on all your favorite delivery apps.
Order one right now, it tastes amazing.
How to build a wooden rollercoaster?
And if any of these guys here mess up, you will die.
- First thing I'm noticing
is a surprising lack of power tools
and a lot of really old hammers
that are barely held together.
(Jimmy laughing)
I don't know about this one, man.
You trusting your life with that?
- Oh, I mean, hundreds of thousands of people probably did.
- I don't like wood roller coasters.
What's the point?
You get the crap beat out of you and they're so short
and they don't even really go that high.
- Yeah, and on top of that,
this thing could light on fire so easy.
- And burn down instantly.
They're like, yay, we have concussions and neck trauma now.
Woo, wooden roller coasters!
- That happens on every rollercoaster.
- No.
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How to make Oreos.
Okay, this has to be good.
(Jimmy laughing)
- You start with poo poo.
- But wait, that's brown and Oreos are black.
- Well it's probably when you bake 'em, they.
- Whoa, when you bake your poop, it turns black?
- Probably.
- Here's what they should do.
They should just take this and just break it
'cause we just want the white stuff in the middle.
I think I speak for everyone.
- Why don't they do an Oreo
where it's like the white stuff is on the outside
and then there's one little thin black cookie?
- In the middle? - Yeah, like?
- Oh, that would be good.
- Bro, what if they came out with a new Oreo
and it's called Just the White Stuff?
- Could I just buy white stuff cream?
- Yeah, it's not even like a package,
it's just squirted into a Ziploc bag.
- And they need a call it The White Stuff.
- The White Stuff.
- Yeah, see, no those aren't good.
Look at that.
The chocolate to the white ratio is so off.
- Not on this one, though, this one's like.
- Yeah, that one is fine.
But like all these other ones,
like I don't like my Oreos
when there's not much white stuff in 'em.
- This whole conversation becomes irrelevant
when you say vanilla Oreos
because vanilla Oreos are incredible.
- I still would rather eat a vanilla Oreo
without the top than with the top.
- We don't have to agree on everything.
- But we can agree it's better than chocolate.
- Yes.
Very good.
I'm glad we discussed this, we got to this conclusion.
- I wiped my butt with this hand this morning.
- I also wiped my butt with this hand.
- Perfect.
- Newman's?
Newman's O's?
These aren't Oreos!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Who the heck is Newman?
- Oreo's corporate office?
Y'all need to sue Newman.
Yo, he put his name on the package.
Sue him.
Making of a stream room.
Is this gonna be Ninja's?
- It better not be Ninja's.
- Wait, is it?
Wait, did I call it?
Oh my God, I called it.
Why does everyone think of Ninja stream room
when they think of one?
- Other people have stream room.
- Welcome to the Ninja Dojo.
- To the Ninja Dojo.
Why doesn't Carl have a cool stream room?
- Yeah some company should make Carl a cool stream room.
- From basketball to hockey arena.
So you pick up all the basketball court.
I love how they're just like Lego blocks.
Wait, do they just lay down ice?
- Yeah, it's just like Lego blocks of ice.
I never knew that.
That's so cool.
Then they also get the Zamboni out.
The Zamboni polishes it and merges 'em together.
And I like saying Zamboni.
- Zamboni.
How to move an entire tree.
Oh, gosh. - Whoa!
- Wait, wait, wait.
They make machines that can just eat trees?
- No, those are gonna like scoop the dirt out
and get all the roots for the tree and move it.
This is so cool! - No way.
We live in a day and age where we can move trees.
How to make paper?
- Wait, this is wood.
- If you're a tree watching this video, close your eyes.
- Right now.
- Close your eyes.
I will say turtle when you can open 'em.
Now that all the trees are gone.
- You tumble wood and then it becomes this sheet
by the tumbling power, obviously.
And then you spin it for a really long time.
And then it becomes these tubes.
Then these tubes like to rub up against each other
and what is going on?
- I have no idea.
All right, and boom, paper.
And now it's paper.
- Giant paper.
And this is what giants use to print receipts at CVS.
- This is what giants use to wipe their butt.
- It looks like receipt paper, not toilet paper.
- You're telling me that's not giant toilet paper?
- Okay. - Checkmate.
- Yeah, you got me there.
- Adidas making the best running shoes.
- Are they these?
'Cause these are pretty fun to run in.
- That looks like a sack that like back in biblical times
they used to carry coins
and they just put some foam around it.
Does it not?
- What did I do to get this kind of treatment, man?
You ain't even got shoes on.
- Yeah, no shoe gang.
- Those concrete grippers outta here.
- I need an explanation.
- Your toes, they be gripping concrete
'cause they look like fingers.
- I didn't know shoes were handmade.
- I figured robots did it.
I figured robots did everything.
- Yeah, I'm like pretty confident
everything I see in life now is made by a robot.
- I just assumed that had already happened.
I don't know anymore.
- All right, well that's interesting.
Nike shoes are made by people.
- Those are Adidas, you idiot.
- What's the difference?
Five years from now when we're negotiating a sponsorship,
they're gonna be like,
"You said there's no difference between us."
- And you're like,
"To be fair, they are both literally shoes."
- How it's made, the smallest car.
- Hey, this is an actual How It's Made clip.
Used to watch this show at 2:00 AM
while I ate cheese outta the fridge.
- While you ate cheese outta the fridge?
Should have baked it, coulda had Goldfish.
- You just take one piece of Kraft Single
and fold it in half and then eat it.
Taste better if you fold it in half.
- Agreed.
- Little car.
- Yeah, I bet that's really fuel efficient.
How to make McDonald's fries?
I'm gonna take notes for Beast Burger.
- The glossiest potatoes
and then send them through a freaking cannon
into a wire screen.
- Shoot 'em through a cannon.
- Destroys them at a million miles per hour.
And then you drop them in oil, put salt all over 'em
and now they're taking a bath.
They're all hanging out in the pool.
You send them on a conveyor belt
and then they put 'em in packaging
and then they throw 'em in grease again.
- Got it.
Beast Burger has cheat codes now.
I need to go call the Beast Burger team.
Thank you for watching.
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