Thank you so much for being here.
And I'm talking to Twitch.
No, I'm being sarcastic because Twitch took Friday
off because it was his birthday weekend.
And I'm not sure why he needed the day off.
I work on my birthday, but whatever.
You right.
Anyway, happy birthday, Twitch.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ellen.
You like what I gave you.
I gave you a good present.
A very good present.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
No, I'm very happy to celebrate his birthday.
I just don't know why he needed the day off.
But anyway, I want to celebrate you today.
I want to show you some of my favorite things about Twitch.
First of all, since it's his birthday,
I would like to show his birthday suit.
So this is--
I've always said, you have an amazing body of work.
And that's--
Because Twitch is such a good dancer,
he likes to pass on what he knows.
And one of my favorite segments is White Men Can Dance,
dot, dot, dot, With Twitch.
And here's some of them.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC - JAMES BROWN, "GET UP OFFA THAT THING"]
(SINGING) Get up offa that thing,
and dance till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and dance till you, sing it now.
Get up offa that thing, and dance till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and try to release that pressure.
Get up offa that thing, and shake till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and shake it.
Say it now.
Get up offa that thing, and shake till you feel better.
Get up offa that thing, and try to release that pressure.
Get up off.
Ha.
Yeah.
For some reason, the dab is hard for people to get.
Yeah, that one always slips by them.
I don't know what it is about that.
Twitch is a man of many, many words,
but there's one word that he tends to favor a little more.
And see if you can tell which word that is.
Absolutely.
You can hardly remember it.
The same--
Absolutely.
That's great.
Absolutely.
It's over.
Absolutely.
We've had so many great moments with Twitch.
One of my favorites was the time that I
made him get waxed for his role in Magic Mike.
And it didn't hurt at all, for me.
I'm might curse at you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
That's all right.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh.
Why do you keep doing that over and over again?
Is that not it?
Is that-- is it-- oh my god.
Oh, she just keeps doing it.
He was-- he actually at one point bit my hand.
I was holding his hand, and he lifted up and bit my hand.
He was, why are you doing that over and over again?
It's how it's done.
We're that much closer now.
I know.
Yeah, we are much closer after that.
Absolutely.
All right.
Well, I love you.
Happy birthday.
And for your birthday, you're going to dance for us.
I would love to.
[MUSIC - RAPSODY, "SASSY"]
(SINGING)
Diamonds tween my knees, oil wells in my thighs.
Does my sassiness upset you?
Oh, you mad that I survived.
On the way up.
Oh, you mad that I survived.
And I ain't coming down.
Squad, squad, squad, squad, baby look around.
See me coming, see me coming, we ain't slowing down.
On the way up, on the way up, you can't touch me now.
Snow Hill is my home, hour from the beach.
Small town beef, it don't get that deep.
I grew up with you, you grew up with me.
Throw a few hands, and we good next week.
Wanna buck, it ain't hot enough for heat.
Homie, I know your whole family.
Johnny, Antwon, rest in peace.
I went off to college, young Denise.
Young Kelis, how I left my address.
Pulled up to the Grammys, erh, all red.
When I stepped to the mike, see them all.
Yes!