(upbeat dance music)
- Five, six, seven, eight.
- All right, seriously.
I can't wait for Coach Coop any longer.
And he's over an hour late,
and the game is about to start soon.
- Where is this dude?
Out of all of the days to be late.
- Can we just wait five more minutes?
I wanna run through my solo again.
- Your solo is going to be great, Harmony,
but I have to go set up my hat stand
or I'm missing customers.
- I'll come with.
(suspenseful music)
- You feel okay?
- I'd feel better if Coach was actually here.
He knows how important performing at this game is.
- Maybe he just got caught up doing a good luck ritual.
I already did all seven of mine this morning.
♪ We fly so high, we fly together, fly together ♪
♪ We are a girl gang like birds of a feather ♪
♪ Birds of a feather ♪
♪ We fly so high, we fly together, fly together ♪
♪ We are a girl gang like birds of a feather ♪
♪ Birds of a feather ♪
(upbeat pop music)
(upbeat rock music)
- Thanks for the support, guys. You look fly in that hat.
- Of course, these are great.
- Thanks. I just wish I would have got here earlier.
I'm starting to worry about Coop.
- Don't waste your energy.
He's a flake, like I've been saying all along.
- Thanks for the hats.
Don't you think you were being a little harsh on your coach?
Maybe something happened.
- No.
After all his sentimental talk all season
about team inclusion and accountability,
he's just a phony.
- Or maybe you're just expecting everyone to let you down.
If you want people to count on,
you should start letting them in.
- These hats are looking sick.
- I know, right? I already sold a few.
- I'm so proud of you.
- Aw, thanks. Are you feeling ready for the game?
You're gonna keep your cool, right?
- I'm cool as a cucumber.
- And play fair?
- I promise.
- Good luck.
- Thanks. We don't need it.
(upbeat rock music)
- Welcome to the semifinals game
between Attaway and Crown Lake.
This is a rivalry as old as time, folks.
- Crown Lake was the clear favorite coming into this game,
but Attaway's had some drastic improvements
over the last couple of weeks.
This could be a nail biter.
- Still no sign of him?
- No, I told you he's not coming.
- Very strange.
Especially odd that he left his car
in the parking lot this morning.
- [Simone] His car's here,
and you're just telling us this now?
- Nobody asked.
- You guys go check it out.
I'll catch up with you later.
- And it's time for the coin toss.
You could cut the tension
between these two captains with a knife.
(whistle blows)
(upbeat rock music)
- And it's tails.
Attaway gets to kick off first.
Nice.
(whistle blows)
- Go Attaway, go Eggie, whoo!
- You don't think you overdid it with the face paint?
(scoffs)
- Of course not.
I'm student body president,
I have to show school spirit and set an example.
- So this look is presidential?
(audience chatting)
(audience cheering)
- And number 16, that's Eggie Kham,
scores the first goal of the game!
Attaway is now up by one.
- That's my man! Go Eggie!
Woo! How does that feel, you pretentious losers?!
Crown Lake stinks! Woo!
- Claire, take it down a notch.
Everyone's starting to stare.
(suspenseful music)
- See, there's his car, and still no Coop. Great.
This is stupid.
We should be warming up instead of searching for this guy.
He's messing everything up.
- Deep breaths.
- I just don't get why we're even trying anymore.
- Because he'd do the same for us.
- Let's go check his office.
(audience chatting)
- Ooh.
And that's a goal for Crown Lake made
by number 22, Ernest Jones III.
That's quite a name.
- And that's coming from a guy named Flash.
- He was totally off sides.
Boo, you blind ref, get some glasses!
You got this, boys. Take those Crown Lake losers down.
Come on!
- Oh, and Crown Lake scores again.
(audience sighs)
Dang, these guys are really good.
- This ref stinks. That breakaway was off sides too.
I smell collusion.
- Attaway's goalie is clearly no match
for Crown Lake's star striker.
- Yeah, and Attaway's gotta step up their defense
or this is gonna get embarrassing.
- The only way Crown Lake can win is with their money.
Bet they pay their fans too.
Crown Lake losers! Crown Lake losers!
Say it with me, folks.
- Claire, maybe take it down a notch, people are staring.
- Yeah, 'cause they know I'm right.
- [Walker] What's going on out there, PK?
- With me? Where's my defense?
- Listen up, PK's right!
We need to get it together,
and we can't let them keep getting these opportunities.
Offense, you guys need to get open and pass the ball.
And defense, you need to step it up and have PK's back!
- [Walker] Their striker is too fast!
He's walking all over us!
- I'll cover him.
But next time he gets the ball,
I need you guys to distract the ref.
- Why?
- Just leave it to me.
(whistle blows)
One, two, three.
- [All] Attaway.
(knocking on door)
- [Simone] Coach?
- Are you okay?
- What are you doing? The performance is about to start.
We have to get out there like right now.
(dramatic music)
(audience shouting)
- Yeah, Eggie, take those suckers down!
Crush 'em, babe!
- He totally just tripped that guy.
- Yeah, and he got away with it too.
- That's so messed up.
- He's doing what he has to do to win.
- Do you really think this is
what the student body president should be cheering on?
- I'm speaking for the school, Leyla.
I'm being a leader.
- You got this, Attaway! Keep your heads in the game!
Woo!
(audience cheering)
Attaway, woo!
Let's go, Attaway, let's go!
(students clap in unison)
- [Students] Let's go, Attaway, let's go!
(students clap in unison)
Let's go, Attaway, let's go!
(students clap in unison)
Let's go, Attaway, let's go!
(students clap in unison)
- [Yasmina] Woo!
- Dude, you totally just tripped our guy!
- Clearly the ref doesn't think so.
- That's really uncool.
- Sounds like you're scared.
(audience cheering)
- And that's another goal for Attaway made
by number 13, Darnell Walker.
This brings the score to 3-2, Crown Lake.
(buzzer blares)
- And that brings us to halftime.
In just a moment here,
the Attaway Dance Team will take to the field and perform.
So sit tight and enjoy the show.
(suspenseful music)
- [Both] And now
give it up for (upbeat music)
the Attaway Dance Team.
(audience cheering)
♪ The beat goes bang, bang, bang ♪
♪ Work your body, move that thing ♪
♪ Girl you got it, wind and roll ♪
♪ Get into it, lose control ♪
♪ Killer, here we go again ♪
♪ Mash up the place ♪
♪ Yeah we make it spin ♪
♪ Up in the place ♪
♪ Looking fresh and clean ♪
♪ You're looking fine girl, looking interesting ♪
♪ I could be interested ♪
♪ Got body girl, won't take that thing ♪
♪ I love that you wind, so dirty winding ♪
- You foul one of our guys again,
and I will come for you.
- Oh, I'm so scared.
What are you gonna do? Spray more shaving cream on me?
Did you just push me? You did not just push me.
- You gonna do something about it,
or just be a lame Attaway loser?
(dramatic music)
(audience shouting)
- Not my hats, you idiots!
(whistle blows)
- Eggie!
- In light of recent events,
the second half of the game has now been canceled.
- Security has asked that everyone calmly exit
the stands at this time.
- This is Ace.
- And Flash.
- [Both] Signing off.
See you next time, Attaway.
(suspenseful music)
- What was that?
- Attaway started it! Did you see Eggie out there?
- Eggie isn't my boyfriend. You are.
And you said you were gonna keep your cool!
- All bets were off after Eggie fouled us
and then ran his mouth.
- And look at my hat stand!
It's ruined, and you know this was important to me.
Just stop. I don't need your help.
- Look, Bel, I just, I, I'm sorry, but I-
- Yeah, it's always I'm sorry but.
I'm sorry, but Ernie, I need space.
(suspenseful music)
- Eggie!
- You totally started this.
- What?
- Yeah, you added fuel to the fire
with your mean Crown Lake cheers.
It's really disappointing,
especially coming from the student body president.
(Claire scoffs) (somber music)
- This isn't right, guys. I mean, this is unacceptable.
This is not what Attaway stands for.
You understand that, right?
(Claire scoffs)
- Did you hear what she just said to me?
- Yeah, dude.
And I kind of agree. You were being way too competitive.
It's not a good look.
- Coach Coop, wait, where are you going?
Shouldn't we talk about what just happened?
- I'm resigning as dance team coach.
(suspenseful music)
I'm sorry.
I wish I could have done a better job,
but there's somewhere else I need to be.
- What are we supposed to do without a coach?
- Nothing.
Without a coach, we'll have to disband.
- [Announcer] Next time, on "Chicken Girls."
- I found out who the iPhone belongs to.
- Who?
- Why are you stalking the dance team?
- It's not what you think.
- Are you sure you wanna do this?
- What is going on in here?
- We got an offer from Golden Gate Data to buy this place.
- I knew it.