What did the waiter say to the table of all Jewish ladies?
Is anything all right here?
[laughter]
Hey, kitten. Do you wanna come and have lunch with me
and talk about our 23andMe reports together
to benefit Bright Pink?
Seriously. We're gonna get lunch
and talk about one of my favorite subjects:
boobs.
See, 23andMe not only helps you learn about
your ancestry and genetic makeup,
it can also test for three selected variants
in the BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes
that increase risk for certain cancers,
including breast and ovarian cancer.
So it's important to know if you have one of those
mutated little ******* inside you
because that could seriously be life-saving information.
And it's doubly important for me because...
and this is gonna come as a shock to you...
I am Jewish.
But these three BRCA variants disproportionately affect
people of Ashkenazi Jewish descent, like me.
Which is, as my rabbi sister would say,
******* bull****.
And I am going to deal with that bull****
the way my people have been dealing with bull****
for millennia.
I am going to sit
with a bunch of tough, older Jewish broads
and complain about it.
Let's do this.
What kind of advice did your bubbes give
about your boobs?
About what?
Your boobs!
Ooh.
Keep a clean house.
[laughter]
That is not breast-related, Joyce.
I know, but that's the only thing she ever said.
My bubbe would always say,
"Now when you walk, keep those knockers up."
I love your bubbe.
What are some other names for breasts?
Bongos.
Buns.
Buns?
I think that's your butt.
How about titties?
When you were young that was kind of the name.
Got your titties.
Yeah.
Bazooms.
Have you ever heard that one?
Well, bosoms.
Bosom, but bazooms!
Bazooms. That's a good one, I like that.
Some men name their penises.
Did you guys ever name your breasts?
Big Mo and Little Mo.
[laughter]
Right.
I call mine my tchotchkes.
Tchotchkes are valuable collectables,
so these are girls are my tchotchkes.
I like that.
If you could go back to when you were 20 years old,
what would you tell your boobs?
Wear a bra because they bounce around
and you'll get Cooper's droop if you don't.
Cooper's droop?
Cooper's droop!
You have a Cooper muscles.
Keeps the muscles short and they won't droop.
My problem was they never came in.
Some people don't develop until they're 74.
[laughter]
You know men are also susceptible
to these BRCA variants,
but a lot of them don't know that.
What else do men not know about their own boobs?
That they're very, very sexy.
Oooh.
And a big part of pow.
You know, over the waterfall.
Yeah, you know, pow.
Hold on, is "pow" slang from like your generation?
Yeah.
Orgasm.
Pow is orgasm.
Over the waterfall.
You didn't get it?
It's just called pow?
That's it.
Getting pow.
Getting pow!
I love that.
The bubbes have all the cool lingo.
Yeah.
So what are you waiting for?
Listen to your bubbes.
Go to omaze.com/sarah
to enter for your chance to review our 23andMe reports
together over lunch.
And the best part is if you donate,
you're gonna be helping raise awareness
about breast cancer risk and prevention
through Bright Pink, an amazing nonprofit organization
on a mission to help women manage their breast
and ovarian health proactively.
You may not be Ashkenazi,
but all women are at risk for breast cancer,
so let's be part of the solution.
And since these BRCA variants also affect men,
that means you too, guys,
or however you identify.
Enter now and together
we can unhook the bra of ignorance
and flash the world with beautiful, life-saving
breast health information.