I thought my dad my dad really makes you
single no no no what do you know about
love
um I don't really know stuff about one
have you ever had a crush on anybody yes
kind of secret information what do you
think about online dating seems fun I've
never done that
I'd say it's good but the bad part is
you don't know who you're probably gonna
meet up with do you think you would be
able to help somebody set up their
online dating profile I've never done
dating profiles before believe it or not
I'm single I know this is new for both
of us so don't be afraid I'm afraid too
it's gonna be probably easier together
yeah cuz two minds think alike what do
you think would be a good username to
get me some boys you'll see movie Kelsey
movie facial other things show over Alex
King Tron title and the cute name and
there's no potential no one will think
that that means something else actually
squirtles already taken Alex King go
Maddock
how about squirrel Charmander oh that's
a cool name
welcome deja lover alright it's too long
I can do squirrel charm and okay let's
see that I'm fine with that
squirtle charm and ready to date green
how would you describe me um you are
young oh thank you we kind and pretty an
outgoing person who likes to listen to
Beyonce a lover of dogs is if there are
cappers and what happens I think I look
like my sister kinda sometimes mistaken
for a nine-year-old um see what we got
here
alright Rogers yeah I have a lot of
pictures of myself I really really like
my face this is me on a bouncy castle
ya know your whirring paint is that
mm-hmm
no where was that that one cuz your hair
is really awesome there's a great one
with me with a glass of wine that's very
own brand oh that one's gross Roman
Widow you I'm not dating that guy no one
looks nice tickets here faithfully I
like to have a glass of wine every night
does that make me a bad person
only here drink a lot of wine you can be
found junk and I'll be very bad
oh my gosh that one it looks like your
hand somewhere I'm gonna fool them all
do you like scary movies not really
really scary not like radar is smoking
disgusting yes yes could you date
someone who is really messy I like boys
who are organized me too is jealousy
healthy in a relationship no you know
it's like someone is like dating you and
then they go cheat on you their fault do
you believe that everything happens for
a reason
I mean clearly the universe brought you
here to me and then you know if I help
me find love yes lord knows I needed you
maybe a reason she's cheating on you is
because she doesn't like you that's true
so that happens for a reason
yeah do you see what the first person is
wearing his first much she's wearing a
Charmander costume him what about him he
looks fancy because he's wearing like a
suit
what if there's one of these people that
were like scrolling past that's my
soulmate oh you meanie miney moe okay
all right what's a dog okay why do you
like him
cuz his name sounds like Indiana Jones
look at work what should I ask her hello
are you into music you want to hang out
sometime I like movies just like you and
I am also an actor just like you I'm not
an actor no Eli I am okay
I can lock inside I really like that
you're active kind and you look kinda
just like me are you into dogs if you're
a cat person what would we do what would
we do that's good that's good
I think I'll answer how come you think
he'll answer cuz Indiana Jones always
saves the day yeah well that doesn't get
me a date I don't know what I did it oh
if I a future of my love life depends on
you I think I did good but
I'm not sure cuz he I've never felt out
of dating profile I think you did great
when I set up my other accounts are you
available for consultation I think I
might be available if she likes the
things you like you probably might be
soul mates
but she might be cheap this seems to be
like a recurring thing that you keep
bringing up he knows you have a crush on
him and my best friend he knows both of
us he knows he's being fought over yeah
how do you feel about that I want more