My friend, his wife is a school teacher and
she works at a school that had to install a litter box in the girls room
because there's a girl who's a furry who identifies as an animal.
And her mother badgered the school until they agreed
to put a litter box in one of the stalls.
>> The great furry War of 2020 or
the 2020s I should say, started as a fake rumor, a hoax.
It was a practical joke, a prank on some of these hysterical mothers who
would attend school board meetings and freak out about all sorts
of imaginary things that were going on within said public schools.
But that rumor has nonetheless spread all the way from crazy school board
moms to state politicians and political candidates to sitting members of Congress.
This is where we're at folks, this is where we're at.
Now, I just wanna do a quick side note about Joe Rogan and his friends.
Remember Joe Rogan is surrounded by all sorts of right wingers at this point.
And so I don't believe his friend's wife in this argument
that there are litter boxes on public school campuses.
I don't believe it, I just don't.
>> Yeah, let me be clear, it has approximately a 0% chance of being true.
So, okay, show us the little box in the school.
Show us the kid in the school in a cat outfit.
You're not gonna be able to do it cuz your friends lying.
So look, this is the first time I ever felt bad for Rogan because.
>> No, don't don't feel bad for him.
>> I got you.
>> At some point, stop being so unbelievably gullible, right?
>> But that's my point.
>> Apparently Rogan will believe anything you tell him.
100%, he's like burgundy with the prompter, except it's just a right winger.
Rogan will believe anything a right winger tells him, anything.
Okay, do you know what San Diego actually means?
All right, now seriously?
My sister is in New Jersey, she talks to someone she knows perfectly normal
rational person apparently, and she says, I'll pull my kids out of school, why?
Cuz the teachers are all trying to get them to change genders.
>> Just give Rogan a week or two, and he'll repeat the same thing,
because one of his conservative friends told him that.
And it must be true.
They don't have money for books.
Conservative political action committees.
Okay, moneyed interests who have a financial interest in completely
dismantling and destroying public schools in this country are succeeding.
The way that they succeed with every other policy, right?
At the heart of what they want is tax cuts.
And for them, we gotta save some money with these property taxes or
however public education is funded wherever they live.
And a great way to do that is to destroy public schools, no more public schools.
That is their number one goal.
And the way they're gonna accomplish that as they've accomplished other
economic goals of theirs and disgusting greed of theirs is through culture wars,
made up culture wars, manufactured culture wars.
In this case I just love it, furries, right?
Schools that don't have enough funding for basic supplies are now allegedly.
Just think about this.
I wanted to just I love pot, I do.
Lay off the pot for one moment and just think about the mechanics of this.
I really wanted to think about this.
Think about it, Joe, think about it.
Underfunded schools are spending their limited resources on litter boxes.
And then what?
Are they paying someone to clean the litter box?
Is there a salaried employee within this school who has a specific job to
clean said litter box that these students are allegedly taking a leak in?
Is that what's happening?
And then where would the litter boxes be exactly?
Would they be in a stall?
Is there enough room in a stall for a litter box?
Would they put the litter box on the floor?
We know what the stalls look like in the school bathrooms, right?
If they put it on the floor and someone is squatting down to
take a leak in a litter box, you would see everything all the kibbles and bits.
So how exactly does this work?
Has anyone explained that to you?
No, it's mental.
Absolutely lunatic nonsense.
And he's just, my friend told me, yeah, okay.
I'm not even done, there's more to this.
Okay, so the clip was from to no, you can't.
The clip was from Tuesday's episode of his show.
Ironically enough, Rogan went on to point out how absurd his story is, but
apparently he still believes it.
Because even if it's impossible, even if it sounds outlandish,
still his friend told him so, it must be true.
>> Imagine how crazy that is your human being and you prefer a litter box.
You wanna into a pile of sand rather than use a bathroom that you
could flush the toilet, wipe yourself like a normal person.
You're so crazy with what you think an animal is.
>> Yeah,
it is crazy because it's not happening within the context of public schools.
In fact, every time a public school district or a specific school is accused
of doing this, it's embarrassing cuz the administrators literally have to
come out with a statement to say, no, we did not do this, this is a lie.
We can't believe we live in this country that has actual major public figures and
politicians claim that we have installed litter boxes within the school bathrooms.
What is wrong with you Joe?
What happened to you?
What happened?
You have a Republican gubernatorial candidate in Colorado who's
going around taking pictures of minors that she suspects of being
furries because she's a weirdo, absolute weirdo, absolute lunatic.
And I never thought I would see the day where I would lump Joe Rogan in with that
group.
But here we are, cuz everything has devolved in America.
So her name is Heidi Gunnel and she's a freak.
She's an absolute weirdo.
I talked about her on the show before.
Kyle Clark a reporter had written on twitter today.
Heidi Ganahl confirmed to KNUS host George Brauchler that her campaign is collecting
and distributing photos of children they believe are identifying as animals.
We provide pictures but we blurred out the faces, Ganahl said.
They're creeps, absolute creeps.
>> So man, these guys are gonna go nuts on Halloween.
We found them.
And some of the children now believe they're zombies.
Some of them are even vampires, what have we done?
Okay, and Rogan will believe every one of them.
Can you believe it?
Some of the kids are turning into vampires.
One of them was wrapped like a mummy.
He's a child.
They just want to dismantle public schools and you'll be fine.
Your privileged children will be able to go to whatever private school
you can obviously honestly and and easily afford.
Everyone else's screwed.
All those moms, all those conservative moms who are being duped into
believing this garbage are playing the part that will dismantle and
destroy public education for everyone else who can't afford private schools.
That's what the end goal is.
So congratulations for aiding and abetting that disgusting movement that
again stems from moneyed interests who just don't wanna pay their taxes.
>> So if you wanna wait, you guys are calling him crazy.
He says you guys are crazy.
How do we know who's right?
Go to the school district.
The school districts put out the statement every time this happens,
says this is nuts.
Normally school district very careful, right?
And they put out a careful things.
But a lot of the school district like what on God's green earth are you guys
talking about?
None of this is remotely true.
No one's ever presented one piece of evidence that it's true, never.
Not once.
Every school district says the same thing cuz it isn't true.
And the people who say it is true, have never ever proved one case of it, right?
But the baroque is a child.
He's like the most gullible person on earth.
And he would say, you say my friends a liar.
Yes of course I'm saying that.
If the right winger is talking to me these days,
I assume they're either lying or they're knuckleheads, okay?
And if you don't know that right wingers might not be connected to reality,
welcome to America Joe.
Have you met Donald Trump?
Have you met every Donald Trump supporter that believes every stupid lie he says.
Have you not noticed anything in America?
Trump say, I took the classified documents and
I thought in my head that they're declassified and then you got robots.
Every right winger was declassified in the head and was like, I believe it.
Yeah, they're saying declassified in the head.
It makes sense, right?
I got one last thing but go ahead.
>> This is who he's lumping himself in with.
These are the people you're lumping yourself in with.
So here they are, enjoy the party, congratulations.
>> It was addressed by a child a couple months ago that they are put in
an environment where there are kids that are that identify as a furry, a cat or
a dog, whatever.
And so yesterday I heard that at least one of our schools in our town has a in one
of the unisex bathrooms, a litter box for the kids that identify as cats.
We don't know what furries are.
It's where school Children dress up as animals, cats or dogs.
And now schools are wanting to put litter boxes in the schools for
these Children to use.
How is this sanitary?
There's a school in texas that someone identified you ready for this for
a cat and they made them put out a litter box.
I thought it was something from the onion.
Absolutely true.
Okay. If some student wants to pretend like
a cat and use a litter box after school, that's their prerogative, whatever.
But no, the school and school resources and the other students and
teachers should not have to be put through that because it's a lie.
A friend of mine in Illinois actually knows a teacher that
comes to school as a furry and wears ears and a tail and
uses a litter box at the front of the classroom to relieve himself.
Only Rogan could believe that at the front of the classroom teacher,
the teacher takes out your genitals totally in the middle of the classroom
down and totally believable.
I mean, the guy said it, a guy said it, so if a guy said it,
it must be true, it must be true.
And by the way, the teacher not fired because because nobody would flip out over
that or anything right wing or left wing,
everybody be like, the teacher took out his generals in the middle of class.
No, no, not fired.
Not totally believe it too.
They would believe every part of it.
How do you not see that?
They're loons their total somebody that my final point is,
who is he telling the story to Tulsa Gabbert, Tulsi Gabbard,
who was like, my God, I woke up today and decided that republicans kick ass.
You know, remember how I was pretending to be a progressive, diehard progressive.
I don't believe any of that anymore.
All of a sudden I hate woke ism, I hate progressives.
The right wing is right about everything.
Where's the check?
And was like, she's so honest, come on, my show,
I found someone who's now right winger because she had a change of heart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Rogan go cry about it.
Okay, idiot.
Really? Come on.
I'm sorry. I don't want to say it.
But how can you be that dumb?
Show me.
Show me your stupid dumbass friend neighbor, whatever liar.
And how they have the little box in the school.
You can't show it because you can't tell that your friends an obvious liar.
So sad.