>> I THOUGHT WE MIGHT DO A LITTLE BOWING RITUAL THERE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK.
LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WAS FOR THE MOVIE--
>> "FINEST HOURS."
>> Stephen: "FINEST HOURS."
>> COAST GUARD OR BOSTON?
COAST GUARD, RIGHT ON!
COOL!
>> Stephen: NOW, IN THAT, YOU HAD-- YOU HAD A BOSTON ACCENT.
WHICH IS-- IT'S A-- IT'S A-- >> IT'S A DOOZY.
>> Stephen: IT'S A MINEFIELD.
SO DANGEROUS TO TRY TO DO A BOSTON ACCENT.
IT'S TAKEN DOWN SOME VERY GOOD MEN.
>> I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE TAKEN DOWN ME.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, THESE PEOPLE CHEERED.
YOU'RE ALSO DOING A SCOTTISH ACCENT.
IT'S FRIGHTENED A LOT OF PEOPLE TRYING TO DO THAT.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHICH IS HARDER FOR YOU, BOSTON OR SCOTTISH?
THEY'RE BOTH ANGRY PEOPLE?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> THEY'RE BOTH-- THEY'RE BOTH-- YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE OF THOSE
THINGS THAT THEY'RE NOT ONLY ACCENTS.
IT'S A CULTURE AROUND THE ACCENT.
IT'S LIKE THE RELIGION OF THE ACCENTS OF THESE PARTICULAR
PLACES.
SO YOU WANT TO DO JUSTICE TO THE PEOPLE AND TO THE CULTURE.
AND -- >> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE TO DO
IT IN FRONT OF SCOTTISH PEOPLE?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS DOING WHOLE TIME?
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE ACTORS?
>> THEY DUBBED ME, YEAH-- NO.
I DID, AND I COULD-- HERE'S WANT THING-- WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED
BY A BUNCH OF GRUFF MEN WITH-- WITH SHARPENED STEEL, YOU TRY TO
DO YOUR BEST AT ALL TIMES.
( LAUGHTER )
WITH SHAME WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU FAILED THEM.
BUT EVERYBODY IS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THEY FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE
THE Ph.D. OF THE SCOTTISH ACCENT OR THE BOSTON ACCENT.
YOU KNOW I HAVE-- I HAVE THE NORTH HOLLYWOOD BROGUE.
SO I DON'T COME FROM A PARTICULAR --
>> Stephen: YOU SOUND AMERICAN.
>> I'M ABOUT AS-- I'M ABOUT AS WHITE AS THEY COME.
I'M ABOUT AS COOKIE CUTTER WASP --
>> Stephen: 23ANDME I MIGHT WIN.
>> HAVE YOU DONE THAT.
>> Stephen: SURE, SURE WHAT DID THEY SAY?
>> ALL I REMEMBER IS IT TALKED SOMETHING ABOUT ASPARAGUS.
>> Stephen: DID THEY MAKE YOU PEE IN A CUP?
>> THEY HAVE ALL THE DETAILS IN THE-- IN THE RESULTS THAT YOU
GET.
ONE OF MINE WAS MY PEEING RESPONSE TO ASPARAGUS.
>> Stephen: YOUR-- YOUR PEEING RESPONSE--
>> YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE PEE IT SMELLS LIKE ASPARAGUS.
SOME PEOPLE PEE, IT DOESN'T.
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT MINE IS, BY THE WAY.
>> Stephen: WOW, PLACE YOUR BETS NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME THAT INFORMATION.
>> WHAT DID THEY GIVE YOU.
>> Stephen: I DID IT WITH HENRY LOUIS GATES AT HARVARD
UNIVERSITY WITH FACES OF AMERICA, AND THE WHOLE RESULT HE
SAID TO ME WAS, "YOU'RE WHITE, BABY."
YOU'RE THE WHITEST MAN I'VE EVER MET.
>> SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
>> Stephen: IS WHAT HE SAID TO ME.
WHAT WAS YOUR HOOK?
WHAT WOULD DO YOU TO PRACTICE YOUR SCOTTISH ACCENT?
>> WELL, SO, I HAD A WONDERFUL DIALECT COACH, A WOMAN WHO HAS
BEEN WORKING IN THE BUSINESS A LONG TIME AND HAS GIVEN GREAT
HELP TO MANY PEOPLE.
SO I WORKED WITH HER FOR ABOUT TWO MONTHS BEFORE I WENT OUT TO
SCOTLAND.
AND EVERY MORNING IN THE MAKEUP TRAILER, WHEN I WAS PUTTING ON
MY-- MY MUDDIED MULLET AND PIECES OF BEARD, I WOULD DO
SHAKESPEARE WITH HER AND DO SOME POETRY AND --
>> Stephen: DID YOU DO ANY OF THE SCOTTISH PLAYS?
>> SCOTTISH PLAY?
WE DID-- WE DID SOME OF THE SCOTTISH PLAY.
WE DID... WHAT DID WE DO?
"HENRY "V"."
"HAMLET."
>> Stephen: CAN YOU DO IT IN SCOTTISH?
>> NO, DON'T PUT ME ON THE SPOT LIKE, THAT MAN.
>> Stephen: IT'S MY JOB!
IT'S MY JOB!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TOMORROW CREEPS ON THIS PITY PIECE FROM DAY TO DAY UNTIL THE
LAST SYLLABLE OF RECORDED TIME
>> Stephen: >> Stephen: NOW YOU PLAY
ROBERT THE BRUCE.
>> INDEED.
>> Stephen: WHO WAS ROBERT THE BRUCE?
>> ROBERT THE BRUCE WAS-- HE WAS BORN IN THE 13th CENTURY,
LATE 13th CENTURY.
WHEE WAS COCURRENT WITH WALLACE WHO YOU KNOW FROM "BRAVEHEART."
>> Stephen: SO HE IS IN THAT?
>> A BIT OF HISTORICAL TRIVIA.
"BRAVEHEART" WHICH WAS ATTRIBUTED CINEMATICALLY TO THE
FILM WHICH WILL NOT BE MENTIONED "BRAVEHEART," IS ACTUALLY THE
NAME GIVEN TO ROBERT THE BRUCE.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> UPON ROBERT THE BRUCE'S DEATH, HE ASKED HIS BEST FRIEND,
JAMES DOUGLAS, TO TAKE HIS HEART TO THE HOLY LAND.
SO JAMES DOUGLAS TOOK HIS HEART, BUT IT IN AN IRON CASK AROUND
HIS NECK, WAS ON HIS WAY TO THE HOLY LAND, ENDED UP IN SEVILLE,
IN SPAIN, AND THE CATHOLIC DUKE OF THAT AREA SAID, "HEY, WE'RE
FIGHTING THE MOORES.
YOU WANT TO STEP IN AND GIVE US A DAY?"
STEPPED IN, AND WAS IMMEDIATELY KILLED, VERY QUICKLY KILLED.
BOTH HE AND THE HEART AND EVERYTHING WERE SENT BACK TO--
BACK TO SCOTLAND, AND BRUCE'S REMAINS WERE ULTIMATELY DIVIDED
INTO THREE DIFFERENT PARTS AND BURIED AT DIFFERENT PLACES IN
SCOTLAND.
>> Stephen: WHY-- WHY DID THEY CHOP HIM UP?
>> YOU KNOW I'M NOT-- I'M NOT-- I'M NOT SURE.
ROBERT THE BRUCE IS A VERY-- HERE'S THE THING-- HE HE WAS
ANOINTED KING AT 32.
HE FOUGHT THE ENGLISH FOR 20 YEARS UP UNTIL TWO YEARS BEFORE
HIS DEATH.
THE ENGLISH ARMY AT THAT TIME, THE FIGHT-- THE BIG BATTLE THAT
WE DEPICT.
>> -- HE HAD 500 ILL TRAINED MEN GO UP AGAINST ESSENTIALLY WHAT
IS THE AMERICAN NUCLEAR ARMY.
IT'S LIKE 5,000-- 3,000 MOUNTED SOLDIERS, 1,000 ARCHERS, 1,000
SOLDIERS ON THE GROUND, AND HE DEFEATED THEM IN A DAY.
WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE-- YOU KNOW, THE SIMILARITY WOULD
BE NOW.
BUT IT WAS QUITE A FEAT OF-- IT WAS QUITE-- IT WAS QUITE A
THING.
>> Stephen: WOW.
I WOULD SAY HOW?
BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE THE MOVIE SO I'M NOT GOING TO
ASK THAT QUESTION.
>> GOOD POINT.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO BUY A TICKET TO FIND OUT HOW THEY DO
THAT.
>> YOU DO, INDEED.
>> Stephen: I BET THEY'RE SNEAKY.
>> VERY SNEAKY.
>> Stephen: DO YOU GUYS PAINT YOURSELVES BLUE OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT?
>> THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: ANYBODY FIGHT NAIKED?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE NAKED IN THIS MOVIE.
>>IM NAKED.
>> Stephen: I HEARD THAT YOU'RE NAKED, FULLY NAKED.
>> THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE FILM!
>> Stephen: NO, NO, JUST THE ONE SCENE!
>> THE WHOLE FILM.
>> Stephen: I HEAR IT'S NOT VERY LONG-- THE SCENE, THE SCENE
IS NOT--
>> READY, SET, BEARD!
>> Stephen: YOU WOULD BEAT ME.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE AGAIN.
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN.
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE BEARDS.
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