Fight Commentary Breakdowns here.
We have Ashida Kim here...
telling us that he knows how to levitate
because he's a ninja, by the way, this is what Ashida Kim actually looks like
Not the person we've seen before...I've done a
video where I looked an Ashida Kim technique where he did like a 50 hit combo
on some guy who just saluted him
So check this out.
He's gonna claim he's levitating and then he's gonna have a person come over
Basically, it's just sitting on his tailbone. He's sitting on his butt, but he's gonna try to pretend he's levitating
by getting a guy
To come with a hula-hoop to go all the way through him. But as you'll see the guy doesn't actually go through him.
Look at that...stops there...you see that
Never actually goes through him all the way. I mean do we even have to show it again? So look here...Okay
he goes in
He goes there....you see that
instead of putting this all the way through
Look at that. He stops there
Right here. See he stops there it
And magically goes the other way.
Aren't you supposed to go that way? Fake.
So now we have
Yep, look at that make two people fall.
Look at that
Mass hypnosis right here. Look at that
That was the worst chop ever
pressure point technique right there...another pressure point technique right there.
Oh my goodness
What?
What? That one deserves extra scrutiny, what'd he do?
He hugged you and your body smell...your BO...made him fall...what?
That was like a dance move
It could just be because of your Chi maybe you farted and he's like, "Oh I don't want do any of this."
Dude you just turned into a choke, man
Dude he totally could have choked you
Oh
no, but you use your
Use your this area to put them in an armlock, eh?
Here out of china: [In Chinese: Chinese martial arts] something
Lian Sai (competition)
So...
Oh, next person...next up
Look at that. It's...it's about water-bending
[laugh]
Dude this is...this is comedic. I don't think he's doing it. I think he's being funny
Dude, don't tell me he's gonna do it on the girl next man.
Oh no, he's gonna do it on the girl
No, he's going to do it on the girl; don't hurt the girl
No
Dud, you shoved your hand into her face man? Why?
[laugh]
Hop like a bunny
Dude, that was unfair.
You made all of them hop, but you actually shove the hand into the girl's face
Look at that
Dude, you actually hurt the girl man
Pick on someone your own size and your own gender unless she assumes to be male
But that doesn't really happen in China
This looks like a pressure point technique
Hmm I love that he has a red belt and he's doing it on black belts
Can't he just like let go of your hand?
No, he wants more, huh?
You're not even draggin him, he's dragging himself
Look at that...can't he just let go of his hand.
Oh, yeah. I forgot. You hit a pressure point
That's why he's frozen...you see...you see...look at him
This guy should be a mime man. He's a good mime actor.
I think you guys have seen this one
Look at him
Make them all jump
Man
There's female disciples in the back
Dude he's got glasses too; imagine getting into a street fight, the glasses gonna go flying off his face, man
He's gonna get a rude awakening before even gets knocked out
His glasses are gonna get knocked and then he's not even gonna see who the person is.
That's gonna knock him out
So we've seen male Chi masters. This time it's a female Chi master. Look at that.
Look at this
Uh-oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.
Man, the women are learning too... nice booty.
This is in Indonesia
I know I'm gonna get some... some Silat people mad at me for calling this one out.
I don't care what kind of Silat she has, she's not gonna be able to do that kind of chi stuff, okay?
Let's see, this guy's gonna charge up his machete attack
Her attacks are so powerful. Look at that...made made him chop a bunch of leaves here. Look at that...
That's how powerful you are
Is this Chaitya whatever named...chai tea...Chatnaiya
the lady who dodged bullets
Guys, this is so cringe and
Ever since I called the chin training out like three years ago. I been seeing more of it.
Man, he's going so hard on him, man.
That's all it was....Just this
Not the right way to train your chin, not the right way to train your brain
So now we have a guy: he's trying to demonstrate maybe a little bit like the one-inch punch
It's the worst one-inch punch I've ever seen in my life. Look at that
There's no torque or nothing; he's not he's not using force
Like if you want to see a good one-inch punch
Like if you want to see a Bruce Lee one-inch punch or something you got
to look at how the person positions his legs and positions his body and everything
This guy's just a grandpa that, you know, if you don't let him do this every day
Maybe you'll throw a tantrum in the home.
He'll throw the rice and everything. That's why they're doing this.
They're like
Okay. We'll let grandpa have his fun. So grandpa can
[inaudible]
Sorry...stupid joke
[Laugh]
So
Here we have
It's Russian drunken boxing
[laugh]
[laughing]
[laugh]
Man this is taking the mosh pits to the next level.
[laugh]
Okay...
So next up
That is a pressure point right there, um
So...look at this guy, he's got some style...look at him
[laughter]
Oh man, his whole attack is hitting that ear area.
It's hard to aim. Oh, he did a Hurticane.
What was that?
[laugh]
A little pressure point attack...
[laughter]
Um
You didn't even hit him...you didn't even hit him again
You didn't hit him again
Okay, you hit him this time
What's the... oh, oh... he dodged...I thought it was two, okay, so...
I thought...okay... I thought this guy was the demonstrating. No, he's demonstrating
You duck...make him punch him and then use your head and headbutt
Okay, put him in a lethwei match.
This guy versus a lethwei person. Let's see who wins.
And finally out of China
Make them dance like a bunny. This is from Taiwan actually. This from Taiwan.
They're using
Traditional characters
and then...so that's the technique
Gonna show it again? Yeah.
Let's look at this Taiwanese master
So
[laughter]
I mean....
It is a way to prevent someone from, you know, putting their hands on you
But they're not gonna go flying back six inches. You got to follow it up with something, right?
Ah. You know, huh. What do we expect man?
Fight Commentary Breakdowns out.
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