- And he didn't pay.
(group groaning)
- Horrible.
- Oh my God, look at the guy that I just matched with.
- Oh, okay.
What's their sign?
- I don't know, does it even matter.
- What?
- Does it matter?
- [Group] Of course it matters.
♪ If you wanna be mine ♪
♪ I gotta know your sign ♪
♪ Stop hiding who you really are ♪
♪ Don't need to hear your qualities ♪
♪ Just show me that astrology ♪
♪ Don't trust you but I trust the stars ♪
♪ Wanna go out, party and dance ♪
♪ Aries is the key to your bad romance ♪
♪ It's the gaga sign full of passion and class ♪
♪ Hog the spotlight ♪
♪ Then dump your ass ♪
♪ A Taurus will go straight to your heart ♪
♪ Perfect taste in music, fashion and art ♪
♪ Strong and proud knows how to work a Gucci ♪
♪ But a pack of bags if you don't wear Gucci ♪
♪ Wanna get spicy ♪
♪ Bring in a third ♪
♪ You can have it all with just one word ♪
♪ Gemini, it's a two for one ♪
♪ Twice drama, none of the fun ♪
♪ Ready to stay home and make a nest ♪
♪ This intuitive feeler is truly the best ♪
♪ Cancer's braid your hair and talk to your pet ♪
♪ And spend the other 23 hours a day crying ♪
♪ If you wanna be mine ♪
♪ I got nice sign ♪
♪ Stop hiding who you really are ♪
♪ Don't need to hear your qualities ♪
♪ Just show me that astrology ♪
♪ Don't trust you, but I trust the stars ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, our first date will be real fun ♪
♪ They'll call there mom ♪
♪ Say, I found the one ♪
♪ Their passion won't die ♪
♪ It's an endless fire ♪
♪ But if they get mad, they'll slash your tires ♪
♪ Are you a mess? ♪
♪ Virgos can assist ♪
♪ Wanna know your flaws ♪
♪ They made a list ♪
♪ If you break their routine, they'll put up a fuss ♪
♪ I hope your type, it's type A+ ♪
♪ Tired of games ♪
♪ Libras are legit ♪
♪ They only play devil's advocate ♪
♪ They weigh out the options with expert precision ♪
♪ Ask them where to eat ♪
♪ Don't expect a decision ♪
♪ Know a scorp ♪
♪ I'd love to meet her ♪
♪ Get in there before before she's a cult leader ♪
♪ Just be prepared to never win a fight ♪
♪ They remember every single mistake and slight ♪
♪ If you wanna be mine ♪
♪ I gotta know your sign ♪
♪ Stop hiding who you really are ♪
♪ Don't need to hear your qualities ♪
♪ Just show me that astrology ♪
♪ Don't trust you but I trust the stars ♪
♪ Wanna travel the world ♪
♪ Pack your bags ♪
♪ It's a life of pleasure ♪
♪ It's with sad ♪
♪ One little problem, a tiny snafu ♪
♪ Out of nowhere at all ♪
♪ They'll fully ghost you ♪
♪ Capricorn's a strong, hardworking boo ♪
♪ They don't sit around ♪
♪ They do, do, do ♪
♪ She'll be your number one, but you'll be here number five ♪
♪ 'Cause she's got four businesses she's keeping alive ♪
- We stopped having sex so you could send an email?
- Yikes!
♪ If you want a self-starter who uses their brain ♪
♪ Aquarius is no drama, no pain ♪
♪ If you like long distance, they're here to play ♪
♪ Even when you sit them they're a mile away ♪
♪ Say you're getting the mail and you'll be right back ♪
♪ Pisces packed a sweater and your favorite snack ♪
♪ No need to overthink, just make the call ♪
♪ They overthink everything for both of y'all ♪
- I hope you like sandwiches 'cause this is for you.
I'm totally in the verse.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Oh no.
Ah, what am I doing?
I shouldn't be talking.
Ah!
Okay, this is for you.
Okay, bye.
♪ If you wanna be mine ♪
♪ I gotta know your sign ♪
♪ Stop hiding who you really are ♪
♪ Don't need to hear your qualities ♪
♪ Just show me that astrology ♪
♪ Don't trust you but I trust the stars ♪
- So what are they?
- I deleted the app.
- [Group] Why?
- Well, you all just told me basically everyone's crazy.
- Everybody is crazy.
- You're acting like this is new information.
(group talking)
- This is why I'm not gonna do this
(group talking)
(chiming music) (screen beeping)
- Does it matter? - What?
- Of course it matters.
- What the hell?
- All right.
- If you wanna be mine.
(group and crew laughing)
(screen beeping)
Of course it matters.
(group and crew laughing)
- [Group] Of course it matters.
(person speaking gibberish) (screen beeping)
- Does it matter?
- [Group] Of course it matters.
♪ If you wanna be mine, you gotta use your sign ♪