So how old are your kids now?
I mean, give me a break.
I don't know, man.
Nice.
No.
What did their nanny say?
The nanny said, um, no--
[LAUGHTER]
Otis will be five--
Do you want to text her?
No, it'll be fine.
Otis will be five in April, and Daisy will be 2 1/2.
Oh my god.
What about you?
Yeah, we have nine and three.
And we have the same, girl-boy, right?
No we're boy-girl.
Oh you're boy-girl.
OK.
Yeah.
He's got long hair though.
He's beautiful.
Like his mom, so.
[LAUGHTER]
Like you too.
Is that why you grew it out?
This is a piece.
This is all-- This is all--
Is it really?
Yeah, This is a whole thing.
Yeah.
(LAUGHING) No.
Now, OK, so daughters.
What's your daughter's name?
Lily.
Lily?
And she's nine now.
Yeah.
She's nine.
What have I got to look forward to?
What do I need to know about having a nine-year-old
daughter, which will happen before I--
I mean, I wish I had any advice.
I screw it up every day.
OK, good.
It's just between six and seven--
Right.
- It's great.
Yeah, yeah.
And then--
Hopefully I'll get a leap year.
- Eight, nine, like they're just--
They start to look at you in ways that, you know,
oh I'm starting to realize you're not that smart.
Uh-oh.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
And then they look at mom, and they
go, mom not that smart, huh?
And then you go, Uh, you figured it out.
All right.
Now I'm fighting from behind.
What's she into?
What's her--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
She's real into Ellen.
Oh, really?
Loves Ellen.
This morning I go like this.
Hey Lily, I'm going to do Ellen this morning.
She goes, Holy Moly.
Yeah.
She was assuming I get the day off school.
Right.
I'm coming with you with you.
This is a big moment for us.
She watches a lot of clips of Ellen online.
Mm-hmm.
Yup.
And I go, well, hold on.
Jason Sudeikis is hosting.
Ellen won't be there.
And she went, huh?
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
Just like all of them in line today.
I go, chill out--
Yeah.
Jason is very talented.
I can show you some, if you want to watch
SNL, which was one of my favorite shows-- still is.
Yeah, yeah.
And she was just not into it.
Not into it.
No, I don't blame her.
And I, you know--
No, hey, I like having to earn it from the next generation.
Well, that's true.
Totally.
You know.
Well Ellen gave her a gift last time I was here.
She gave her Pie Face, the game.
Yes.
I know that game.
Yeah.
She's got a real problem with slime.
That's the game, you know, where you put your face on the thing.
You turn a little-- it's like Russian roulette for children.
Yeah, totally.
And it smashes--
Which is the tag line.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's the sell.
Milton Bradley is gonna love this.
That's the sell, sell, sell.
So it smashes like with cream in their face if you lose.
There it is.
Yeah.
There you go.
And then it becomes, dad, you're playing.
And I was like, ugh, god.
Did you shut it down?
Or how's it?
We did one round, and that's about all--
That's all you can handle.
That's about all we're doing today.
Yeah.
Well, that makes sense.
I mean, look at you.
You're covered in it.
You'd have to what, wet a paper towel and clean that off.
That would take all of two minutes.
What you don't see--
[LAUGHTER]
What you don't see--
I mean, look at the joy on her face.
You want to shut that down.
You're right.
You're not going to catch any flack from me, brother.
I see exactly what you're talking about.
No, no, no.
That's-- Good for you.
I like to keep a tidy house.
You know.
So you've got the show.
Dad's cleaning it up.
That's right.
She's not going to clean it up.
Tell me about The Neighborhood.
Congrats on season 2.
Yeah.
That's good.
Thank you.
That's good.
[CHEERING]
No guarantees in the business of show.
So good.
You know what I mean?
It's great.
Yeah.
It's the best.
It's this wonderful cast--
Cedric The Entertainer, Tichina Arnold, Beth Behrs.
And it's sort of The Odd Couple of families.
Yeah, yeah.
And I just love it.
I'm so-- You know it's scary to sign up for a new show.
Oh yeah.
You don't know what it's going to be,
especially after having come from New Girl.
And this has turned out to be such a dream job and dream
show.
That's good, yeah.
We're so lucky to be doing a second season,
and it's just a wonderful, wonderful--
That's great.
- situation.
Well-deserved.
You're super talented.
I've always been a fan, you know that.
Yeah, me too.
Well, I appreciate that.