This is the Russian Doll of bags, because there are more bags within the bag within
the bag.
It’s like Pandora’s box but a bag.
I feel so bad this bag is so big just like me.
Hi everyone, my name is Patrick Starr and I’m going to Spill It.
So my purse, a.k.a., my bag, my duffle bag, she’s an organized catastrophe, kind of
like me, you know.
A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
I got this at LAX and she’s been with me through and through, thick and thin, turban
to turban.
She’s been good to me.
Thank you.
I love you.
I was on my way to Australia and needed a good bag.
My bag correlates with my style because she’s big, she’s hefty, she holds it all.
Just like me.
First off is my phone.
It is a dead Lumee case and what I love about it is the mirror so I can check how flawless I am.
Yes.
Next, cause you know I’m a big girl, okay?
We get hot all the time and bam!
We have a fan.
And if this doesn’t work and my ass gets tired we have an electric fan.
Yes.
We have shades.
Cause we in L.A., we like to throw shade.
Okay, so we have my favorite glasses from Quay.
This one gives looks.
This one says, "J. Lo, paylo."
And then this one says, “Don’t Talk to Me.”
My airport wig, yes.
I don’t know how the zip busted open.
This one is labeled “Human lace black long airport wig.”
Yes.
So this is her.
She’s seen better days.
Shhh.
She has a lot of personality.
Then we have a little bit of this.
Won’t go into detail if you don’t know what the f– it is.
Y’all know.
And then we gotta keep moisturized.
I have face mask and then also eye mask.
Wherever I’m traveling, wherever I’m waiting in the car, long rides, waiting.
Love this.
Y’all know if y’all subscribe to my channel, which you should, I overline my lips.
So I have my favorite lip liners, “Mahogany” which I'm wearing right now, and also “Hover.”
Two staples for an overlined lip.
We have fragrances from KKW, “Crystal Gardenia”.
My favorite.
This makes me smell like a woman.
People turn heads, okay?
This is to die for.
Love this.
For me because I do wear contacts– I know, my eyes aren’t real!
They’re really brown.
But I like to spice it up and match the set.
I do have eye drops.
So everytime I’m on set a must have for me is–pardon my reach–a puff.
Because a bish can get greasy.
Yes ma’am.
And ya’ll wonder why I stay flawless.
Y’all jealous.
See the little ones are cute because I can just be on the red carpet, posing, and then
I step and it’s like, “yes.”
Cause I don’t want to reach.
It’s not classy so this is like a cute decoy.
You can barely see it.
I’m like, “Oh, hi!”
What do you know?
Another puff.
Two.
So I bought this bag when I bought this bag.
Cause Australia was such an adventurous sounding country, so I thought, “Why not travel with
a fanny pack?”
So they’re cousins.
I’ve been obsessed with fanny packs.
They’re hands-free.
I don’t gotta carry them around.
This has been tried and true to me and she has–look, I got me a passport, I’m ready.
You ain’t got to get ready when you stay ready.
So in this tech bag, this has chargers and things.
I could jump rope and do cardio.
But do I?
No.
And of course, speakers, because I like to listen to music.
Out loud, yes that’s me.
And then, you know, when a bish gets tired on the red carpet, I pack my Uggs.
These are my Uggs Slides I love them.
They’ve been everywhere with me.
I even wore them at the AMA’s under my dress.
No one knew.
And then last but not least I have a mirror.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the most thickest of them all on Refinery29.
That’s me.
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