>> FOLKS I AM A NEW FAN OF MY NEXT GUEST'S SHOW "HOT ONES."
TONIGHT, I ENTER THE BELLY OF THE BEAST.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAN EVANS.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
YOU ON THIS SIDE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, ALL RIGHT, SEAN, JUST QUICK.
JUST QUICKLY, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME HERE AND WE HAVE
A LOT OF PAIN TO GO THROUGH.
I-- I-- I LOVE YOUR SHOW "HOT ONES," AND WHAT YOU DO ON THE
SHOW IS YOU PUT YOUR GUESTS OFF BALANCE, I BELIEVE, IN A REALLY
INTERESTING WAY, BY GIVING THEM INCREASINGLY SPICY FOOD AND IT
BREAKS DOWN THEIR INHIBITION AND YOU GET GREAT ANSWERS OUT OF
PEOPLE.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: YOU GOT GREAT RESEARCH AND YOU'RE A GREAT
INTERVIEWER YOURSELF.
SO I'M GOING TO HAND THIS OVER TO YOU.
EXPLAIN WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO TO THE PEOPLE OUT THERE-- I
ALREADY KNOW.
AND THEN LET'S GET-- LET'S BRING THE HURT.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I DON'T DESERVE THAT.
THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.
BUT HERE'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.
WE HAVE SORT OF AN ABBREVIATED VERSION.
USUALLY WE DO 10 WINGS.
TODAY WE'RE DOING FOUR, AND THE SAUCES ARE BY SKOVAL SCORE.
THE HIGHER THE SCOVAL LEVEL THE HOTTER THE SOURCE.
TODAY, VALLENTEEN AIS ABOUT 2,000.
BUT 550,000 SCOVAL, 110 TIMES HOTTER THAN A JALAPENO.
>> Stephen: 110 TIMES HOTTER THAN A JALAPENO.
>> IT'S REALLY A STEEP CLIMB TODAY HERE STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: AND WE'RE DOING IT IN ONLY FOUR SO IT IS A STEEP
CLIMB.
>> THE FIRST VON, VALLENTINA.
CHEERS.
>> Stephen: NICE.
SWEET.
>> A LITTLE SOMETHING.
>> Stephen: NOT BAD.
WARM.
MMM.
>> THAT'S A CHANGE.
THAT'S A DEPARTURE FROM OURS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE, SLIGHT CAMPFIRE QUALITY TO IT.
>> IT IS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD.
>> BESIDES BEING HANDSOME TALK SHOW HOSTS, YOU AND I SHARE
SOMETHING ELSE IN COMMON IN THAT WE BOTH SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN
BOTH CHICAGO AND NEW YORK CITY.
NEW YORK SLICE VERSUS DEEP DISH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, TOTALLY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES.
I LIKE THE CRISPNESS OF A NEW YORK SLICE.
THAT'S PIZZA, OKAY.
CHICAGO DEEP DISH IS A BABY POOL FILLED WITH SAUCE AND CHEESE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT HAS ITS PLACE.
>> IT HAS ITS PLACE.
>> Stephen: IT HAS ITS PLACE.
BUT WHEN I GO TO GIORDANO'S I WANT TO BRING A SNORKEL BECAUSE
I'M GOING STRAIGHT IN.
>> THERE IT IS.
>> Stephen: SHALL WE MOVE ON?
>> LET'S HEAT THINGS IN A LITTLE BIT.
THIS IS THE HOT ONES SAUCE.
I'M COMING TO YOU FROM "HOT ONES" SHOW.
>> Stephen: FIERY WHIC CHIPOTLE.
OH, THAT'S REALLY TASTY.
>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.
I'M BLOWN AWAY.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S MY CAPSAICIN LEVEL THIS IS SEVEN
TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN THAT?
>> AND THE NEXT ONE WE REALLY START GOING CRAZY.
>> Stephen: I BIT MY INNER CHEEK REALLY BADLY YESTERDAY.
IS THAT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM?
>> I WOULD JUST SAY IT'S JUST A HURDLE YOU HAVE TO OVERCOME,
STEPHEN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
THIS IS WARMING UP A LITTLE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THIS IS WARMING UP A LITTLE BIT.
THAT'S GOT A LITTLE OF A DELAYED KICK TO IT.
>> IT MIGHT BE WARM IN YOUR MOUTH.
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER AND IT REALLY
IS AS COLD AS EVERYBODY SIZE IT IS.
>> Stephen: IT'S COMEDY WEATHER.
>> IF SOMEBODY WERE TO START A SMALL FIRE TO WARM THEMSELVES UP
AND IT TURNED INTO A BURNING INFERNO, WHAT WOULD BE THE ONE
THING YOU NEED TO SAVE BEFORE THE THEATER BURNED DOWN.
>> Stephen: WHAT WOULD I SAVE FROM HERE?
>> THE ONE THING.
>> Stephen: THESE PEOPLE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
>> THE NEXT ONE IS DABOMB.
BEYOND INSANITY.
>> Stephen: DABOMB, BEYOND INSANITY.
OKAY.
WOE, THIS IS WHAT KIM JONG-UN IS ARMING HIS MISSILES WITH
ACTUALLY.
>> WE'RE ALL DOOMED.
>> THIS IS 135,000 SCOVALS, SO HERE'S WHERE WE CRANK IT.
>> Stephen: OH, WOW.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S NOT FOOLING AROUND.
>> VERY SMOKY.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
THIS FEELING I HAVE IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID
OF FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS.
OH!
( APPLAUSE ) (BLEEP) IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, MAN.
IS THIS COMMON?
MY FILLINGS ARE ON FIRE.
>> IT'S ALL THE HOT ONES EXPERIENCE.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THIS?
>> MILK, IT MIGHT HELP YOU OUT A LITTLE BIT.
PROBABLY NOT A TON.
BUT STEPHEN I KNOW YOU'RE A HUGE "LORD OF THE RINGS" FANATIC.
IF YOU WERE IN POIMPRESSION-- IF YOU THROUGH THE ONE RING INTO
THIS, IT WOULD MELT.
>> TAKE A LAP.
TAKE A LAP.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Audience: STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: OH!
OH, MAN!
>> STEPHEN.
STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: OH!
OH!
>> SO THE RING WON'T SAVE YOU NOW.
WE HAVE ONE MORE HOT SAUCE TO GO.
ONE MORE VEGAN NUGGET, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY
I'M SHAKE THE BOTTLE.
IT'S TRADITION TO PUT A LITTLE EXTRA DAB ON THE LAST ONE.
>> Stephen: GIMME, GIMME!
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
>> Stephen: I WANT TO.
>> DAB, DAB, DAB!
>> Stephen: (BLEEP).
>> Audience: STEPHEN!
STEPHEN!
STEPHEN.
>> STEPHEN!
ALL RIGHT, STEPHEN, CHEERS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: OH!
OH!
>> SO, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: YES!
ASK ME A QUESTION.
>> YOU'VE BEEN VERY VOCAL ABOUT YOUR FAITH AND CATHOLICISM OVER
THE YEARS.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> DO YOU OONG WHO WHATDO YOU THINK HELL IS ACTUALLY LIKE?
AND DO YOU THINK IT MIGHT INVOLVE DEATH SAUCE WITH LIQUID
RAGE.
>> Stephen: THERE WOULD BE A BOTTLE OF THAT AND NONE OF THIS
AVAILABLE, I THINK.
OH, MY GOD.
HELL IS THE ABSENCE OF GOD'S LOVE.
AND I WANT TO ASK GOD WHATEVER DITO DESERVE THIS, PLEASE
FORGIVE ME.
OKAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, (BLEEP).
OH, MY GOD!
SEAN, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN SEE NEW EPISODES OF "HOT ONES" ON